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The YC114 Capsuleer Rear of the Year Award! - NOW OPEN FOR NOMINATIONS
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Kitara Darkmoon
Ordo Novus Mul-Zatah
#41 - 2012-01-22 04:01:03 UTC
This is an outrage!

As someone with a lifetime of expertise in placing judgments on heretics and terrorists, I can't believe that we're now trying to judge asses without first removing the clothing! How is this to be done properly - or improperly - as it may be? What if so-and-so is wearing the tight leather black pants with the ridges, and someone else is merely in a skirt? Who's accounting for the way jackets accentuate the midriff? Who's accounting for taste? This will not stand!

Any further nominations need to be made using photos of bare (underwear only) asses, which will also imply the consent of the nominee to have their ass used by everyone participating in the judging.

Humbly, Kitara Darkmoon
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#42 - 2012-01-22 16:11:53 UTC
You people...

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#43 - 2012-01-22 22:16:03 UTC
John Revenent wrote:
You people...


At the risk of finding myself reassigned doing paperwork alone in deep nullsec, I'll say my employer has a fantastic butt.

Katrina Oniseki
Simca Develon
Doomheim
#44 - 2012-01-22 22:20:01 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
John Revenent wrote:
You people...


At the risk of finding myself reassigned doing paperwork alone in deep nullsec, I'll say my employer has a fantastic butt.


I agree, and at the risk of finding myself doing something even worse than paperwork, I nominate John Revenent. Now I just have to take a picture when he isn't looking.

Je suis le commencement de votre fin.

Le diable prend soin de son proper.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#45 - 2012-01-22 22:21:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Katrina Oniseki
Simca Develon wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
John Revenent wrote:
You people...


At the risk of finding myself reassigned doing paperwork alone in deep nullsec, I'll say my employer has a fantastic butt.


I agree, and at the risk of finding myself doing something even worse than paperwork, I nominate John Revenent. Now I just have to take a picture when he isn't looking.


I'll arrange the opportunity. You snap the picture.

EDIT: I have some pictures of my nomination to share. Well, only one. the rest are not appropriate for this venue. Simca Develon.

Katrina Oniseki
Laureline Laval
Mini Industrial Concern
#46 - 2012-01-23 20:01:02 UTC
Nicoletta Mithra wrote:

So, equine... uh, equal chances for wild asses!
Join the cause: Cause those fine asses shouldn't be stuck into skirts and pants to be able to compete.


Um *cough* I don't think they mean that sort of ass at all, darling....

L.L.
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#47 - 2012-01-23 20:06:45 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:


EDIT: I have some pictures of my nomination to share. Well, only one. the rest are not appropriate for this venue.


Wow, John has a fantastic arse.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Nicoletta Mithra
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#48 - 2012-01-23 22:31:08 UTC
Laureline Laval wrote:
Nicoletta Mithra wrote:

So, equine... uh, equal chances for wild asses!
Join the cause: Cause those fine asses shouldn't be stuck into skirts and pants to be able to compete.


Um *cough* I don't think they mean that sort of ass at all, darling....

L.L.


Oh? The levels of discrimination! *wink*
Out-Rageous!

-N. Mithra
Sofia Roseburn
Verdant Inquiries
#49 - 2012-01-24 02:15:30 UTC
I can imagine Jurou being ALL over this.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#50 - 2012-01-24 02:40:13 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:


EDIT: I have some pictures of my nomination to share. Well, only one. the rest are not appropriate for this venue.


Wow, John has a fantastic arse.


No no, that's Simca!

Katrina Oniseki
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#51 - 2012-01-24 02:51:18 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:


EDIT: I have some pictures of my nomination to share. Well, only one. the rest are not appropriate for this venue.


Wow, John has a fantastic arse.


No no, that's Simca!


Oh. Erm...


Why do I feel a strong wave of disappointment.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Simca Develon
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-01-24 14:56:20 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:


EDIT: I have some pictures of my nomination to share. Well, only one. the rest are not appropriate for this venue.


Wow, John has a fantastic arse.


I don't know if I want to laugh at that or cry.

Je suis le commencement de votre fin.

Le diable prend soin de son proper.
Neka Petsamet
Clone Red Creations
#53 - 2012-01-26 09:23:10 UTC
Kentt Em'asep wrote:
I nominate my friend Neka Petsamet for this. Though she might hit me later when she finds out but I think it will be worth it.


Ahh, so this is what I heard about.

I think you might be right. Let's meet up sometime. Just be sure to come in your most expensive ship with a full cargohold.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#54 - 2012-02-04 14:30:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Nominations have now closed, admittedly a few days behind schedule. I apologise, there were distractions.

The shortlist for nominees. in alphabetical order by first name or call sign is as follows:

Female
Kiela Paine
Laria Raven (returning champion)
Meili Leng Shuijing
Myrhial Arkenath
Neka Petsamet
Niraia
"Not A Spy"
Simca Develon
Usagi Tsukino

Male
With only two male nominations to date - namely Logan Fyreite and John Revenent, plus the returning champion Jude Kopenhagen, I'm afraid that as it stands the male competition will not be going ahead. So, I'm extending the deadline on nominations for MALE nominees only for another week.

good luck, and get voting!

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Kiela Paine
Paine Corporation
#55 - 2012-02-04 16:17:45 UTC
Stitcher wrote:

Apologies to Kiela Paine and "Not a Spy", whose nomination images were not, I felt, sufficiently clear and close up to give them a fair chance in the competition. If they provide better images, I will reinstate them back onto the shortlist.


Sure. :) just give us a few hours to photograph each other's asses.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-02-05 00:50:42 UTC
Kiela Paine wrote:
Stitcher wrote:

Apologies to Kiela Paine and "Not a Spy", whose nomination images were not, I felt, sufficiently clear and close up to give them a fair chance in the competition. If they provide better images, I will reinstate them back onto the shortlist.


Sure. :) just give us a few hours to photograph each other's asses.



I'm pleased to give you the opportunity to spend your evening in such a unique fashion.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Kiela Paine
Paine Corporation
#57 - 2012-02-05 03:17:41 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Kiela Paine wrote:
Stitcher wrote:

Apologies to Kiela Paine and "Not a Spy", whose nomination images were not, I felt, sufficiently clear and close up to give them a fair chance in the competition. If they provide better images, I will reinstate them back onto the shortlist.


Sure. :) just give us a few hours to photograph each other's asses.



I'm pleased to give you the opportunity to spend your evening in such a unique fashion.



And without further adue, I present to you Ms. Not A Spy!
Not A Spy
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2012-02-05 03:19:16 UTC
Kiela Paine
Paine Corporation
#59 - 2012-02-05 03:21:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiela Paine
Oh, um.. our image hosting site here on galnet is not the best. We recommend that you save these images to your personal repertoire for the most advantageous viewing experience. *Winks*

Also, we made them cute for you.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-02-05 10:36:10 UTC
Kiela Paine wrote:
Also, we made them cute for you.


Presentation is important, after all.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders