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SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM
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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-02-03 14:13:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Skippermonkey
I'll keep this plain and simple, YOU NEED ME!

I've been playing this game since 2009 and i consider myself skilled in the art of getting by, making compromises, doing it wrong and apparently posting on the forums more than i play the game

Exactly the type of person you need on the CSM.

I promise to enjoy all my free holidays to Iceland and act in everyones best interests I take this incredibly seriously.

I also promise to be the first member of the CSM to ever use insider knowledge of future changes of the game to make a loss.

So, have you gotten tired of having your CSM filled with idiots from nulsec yet? Is it time to elect an idiot from hisec, i think it is.

I can be that idiot!

The Skippermonkey threefourfivesix several point plan for a better EVE

  1. The removal of Capitals from hisec
    2. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  2. The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills
    3. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  3. The addition of a 'dislike' button on the forums
    4. (which can be viewed on most of my posts)
  4. Greater support for the EVE Fiction writers
    5. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  5. The definition of different player roles and identifiying their needs
    6. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  6. Science is serious business, and we intent to be SRS!
    7. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  7. Tackling the greatest issue that currently plagues NULSEC
    8. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  8. Watching the watchmen
    9. (which can be viewed in more detail here)
  9. Bubble party in nulsec, and you're invited!
    10. (which can be viewed in more detail here)


REMEMBER - I NEED 100 LIKES TO MAKE IT TO THE VOTING PROCESS - SO VOTE FOR ME WITH YOU AND ALL YOUR ALTS :)

THANKYOU GUYS, WE MADE IT :'D, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND THE VOTING STAGE!

CSM 7 - VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY PROPAGANDA POSTERS
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VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM7

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-03 14:20:16 UTC
voting for me is like shooting the Jita monument

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2012-02-03 14:24:37 UTC
YOU HAVE MY BOW!

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Slave Longfang
It Seemed Clever At The Time
#4 - 2012-02-03 14:25:43 UTC
AND MY AXE
Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Bear Works
#5 - 2012-02-03 14:26:46 UTC
AND MY SWORD
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-02-03 14:27:12 UTC
AND MY KITTENS!

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-03 14:31:05 UTC
fun fact : at fanfest last year i licked several DEVS in the face on the pubcrawl until one of them tried to break my wrist in an attempt to stop me

find me at fanfest this year and buy me a beer to see this happen again

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2012-02-03 14:33:06 UTC
Even more fun fact: not only devs were licked in the face!

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-03 17:50:55 UTC
My public relations manager Zixie says that if i posted my face on here i'd get more votes...
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2411/myfaceisgreat.png

blue and yellow bobble hats are super!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-02-03 17:53:18 UTC
tru fax

Chix dig adorable guys in blue hats with yellow balls

Would you like a kitten?

Placid09
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-02-03 18:02:06 UTC
This shall end great!

@Placid_09 on twitter
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-02-03 19:02:43 UTC
GOD DAMN IT GUYS, I LEAVE FOR TWO SODDING MINUTES! CAN'T I EVEN LEAVE YOU THAT LONG?

The beatings will continue until posting improves. -Magnus Cortex

Official Eve Online changelist: Togglable PvP. - Jordanna Bauer
Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-02-03 19:11:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Shazzam Vokanavom
Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2012-02-03 20:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Zixie Draco
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?


As Skippermonkey's campaign manager and novice wordsmith, I can assure you that he can keep track of who has said what at the CSM summit conferences, provide names, and take pictures if you desire.

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-02-04 13:48:24 UTC
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?

I like turtles

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2012-02-04 15:33:40 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?

I like turtles




And there you have it folks. No rhetoric. No false promises. No lies.

..Just what's best for the game we all love.

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-05 05:08:35 UTC
bumping because of updated 'plan' in OP

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-02-05 05:57:12 UTC
CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.

ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.

GOD LUCKS

KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2012-02-06 14:01:08 UTC
Mintrolio wrote:
CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.

ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.

GOD LUCKS

KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!


Thank you kind sir for your support for Skippermonkey's honest face, wearing a blue hat with a fuzzy little ball.

May God Lucks to you and your goats.
<3

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-02-06 14:10:18 UTC
It's glad to know that i can count on the Ukrainian community for support

much love <3

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
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