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In which TEARS abjectly fails at diplomacy..
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Zavulon Sukkot
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#1 - 2012-01-30 21:03:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Zavulon Sukkot
In a stunning failure of diplomatic astuteness, I may have pissed off the wrong guy. Should I close the alliance and sell my characters?

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To: Kickah

Good day Sir.

This incident is related to the unfortunate destruction of your Angel Cartel Issue Cynabal-class cruiser, as detailed ot EDIT: KM link at y0ink.us expunged for sensitive eyes /EDIT, no?

I suppose the loss of your ship in such a surprising fashion would come as a shock to anybody. It certainly has for other esteemed individuals such as Chribba, so I can understand your confusion at the situation.

However, there are some incongruities that are obvious on the face of a cursory examination of your situation. First, your loss appears to have been to a series of tech III cruisers, assisted by a stealth bomber. Given the expense involved in such an engagement, this clearly could not have been a suicide attack. Occuring in hi-sec, that only means that you must have tried to loot, or shoot us.

You say that we have some 'understanding', or that you maybe have one with some of my people. That's fine. Nevertheless, your actions are not in line with those of someone who has an understanding with anybody. To me, it looks like you are complaining that you got punched in the jaw after you tried kicking someone in the balls. Do you really expect your complaint to be taken seriously in the face of such uncivilized behavior?

If you had an understanding with anyone, why would you break it by looting their stuff or agressing at them? It looks to me like you have a few screws loose. You might want to get that looked at, it could be a congenital condition.

That said sir,
Good Day!


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hey
From: Kickah
Sent: 2012.01.27 20:13
To: Zavulon Sukkot

I thought there was undestanding between us but your kids managed to kill my cyna while i was taking my wartargets loot, congrads on that and I will be deccing your allaince soon.


unless i have Splid1 corpse and you would kick his stupid ass out of the allaince.
Ubiquitous Forum Alt
#2 - 2012-01-30 21:11:25 UTC
I'll give you 5 isk per character...and 10 isk for the alliance Lol

This probably could have just been put in the Pirate Story thread though Oops

Good work. P

I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?
Zavulon Sukkot
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#3 - 2012-01-30 21:13:27 UTC
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:

This probably could have just been put in the Pirate Story thread though Oops


Well, these people sound pretty serious. I'm not sure if we can handle this sort of attention, so I figured I'd just throw the question out there.
Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#4 - 2012-01-30 21:19:44 UTC
You should probably delete your facebook too, just to be sure.

I used to have a clever sig but I lost it.
Ubiquitous Forum Alt
#5 - 2012-01-30 21:38:08 UTC
Eh, not that it means anything...but he is ranked #15 on BC....

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kickah#kills

Honestly pretty strange that someone with that many kills would be whining so much about it Shocked

To be safe you'd better go ahead and accept my offers above for your toons and alliance P

I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?
Tuomas Arturi
Quality Assurance
#6 - 2012-01-30 23:08:45 UTC
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:
Eh, not that it means anything...but he is ranked #15 on BC....

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kickah#kills

Honestly pretty strange that someone with that many kills would be whining so much about it Shocked



Yeah, I've known that guy for awhile. And, I was there (see KM).. I know the whole story.

Confirming Kickah is a whiner. Lol
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-31 01:11:54 UTC
Kickah is a tool.

He got his BC rank by faking killmails, tri-boxing basilisks to kill 2 week old characters in battlecruisers with an Ibis, and is generally worthless solo.
Amoul Xhalis
Quality Assurance
#8 - 2012-01-31 03:08:30 UTC
Zavulon Sukkot wrote:
Primo Tears


This Kickah guy, was he the one that we positively melted despite his completely ineffectual attempt at RR? I remember that guy. He was terrible. Still though, if you think we should dissolve the alliance, I'll get in touch with Ubiquitous Forum Alt and collect my 5 isk. It'll be for the best.
Mods Muvila
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-01-31 11:05:02 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Kickah is a tool.

He got his BC rank by faking killmails, tri-boxing basilisks to kill 2 week old characters in battlecruisers with an Ibis, and is generally worthless solo.


This isn't a good way to become a forum mod Aerion, you silly goose.

Also, props to TEARS for this, made me lol
You hilarious feathered creature.
Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-01-31 16:16:40 UTC
i love TEARS and their nice fake PLEX wrecks in Perimeter.
stealing from the people they shoot wrecks when the people go red is making me a lot of ISK
I aplaud others to do same
get cheap fast ship watch someone try to steal their plex they go aggro to the TEARSers the TEARS shoot him, you grab the loot and run.
wait 15 minutes and repeat
they are on Perimeter/Jijta gate all the time.
This is a nice source of income
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#11 - 2012-01-31 16:24:52 UTC
I wasn't aware that Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap still existed. Which is funny because they used to be fairly high profile.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-01-31 16:26:37 UTC
This seems srs bizness,

How dare they accidentally your cynabal when you totally didnt loot their can

Suddenly Ninjas are terryists, if i were you i'd hire PL, it seems the only logical thing to do.

Maybe hire Goons to interdict their hisec mining fleets

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Tommy Shanks
#13 - 2012-01-31 19:35:48 UTC
It sounded pretty diplomatic to me.

He wanted something and you politely declined his request.

Bringing it to this forum was really your only faux pas - you shamed him publically which forces him to go thru with his threat or lose face in the eyes of his peers, or even more dreadful, his inferiors... What's the point of having a sexy ingame bodycount on battleclinic if you look like a impotant phallic to even a station trader like me?
Ahrieman
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#14 - 2012-01-31 19:39:46 UTC
Good job. Now you get to kill him some more Pirate

Solo Rifter since 2009
Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance
#15 - 2012-01-31 19:58:20 UTC
I do believe that this is the first guy that had ever followed through with a war dec threat after getting nailed by the Plex in a Box trap. I guess most people just think it's kind of funny after they get over the WTF just happened moment. Maybe it was the Falcon on LSS Neutral RR Alt that was so offensive.

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Calfis
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-01-31 21:31:46 UTC
Solomar Espersei wrote:
I do believe that this is the first guy that had ever followed through with a war dec threat after getting nailed by the Plex in a Box trap. I guess most people just think it's kind of funny after they get over the WTF just happened moment. Maybe it was the Falcon on LSS Neutral RR Alt that was so offensive.


He seems like a highsec wardec toon based on his corp history, be prepared for much neutral RR and station games. But I think you guys might be somewhat familiar with that as well Pirate.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-01 02:36:04 UTC
Mods Muvila wrote:
This isn't a good way to become a forum mod Aerion, you silly goose.

Also, props to TEARS for this, made me lol


It is what it is man.
Tuomas Arturi
Quality Assurance
#18 - 2012-02-03 17:13:56 UTC
No war yet.... Pirate.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#19 - 2012-02-03 18:04:19 UTC
...did you just...expect someone in an alliance named TEARS to be good at diplomacy?

http://www.wormholes.info
Tuomas Arturi
Quality Assurance
#20 - 2012-02-03 18:49:34 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
...did you just...expect someone in an alliance named TEARS to be good at diplomacy?


Of Course! We excel at it!

Just because we want to Explode your ship, pod you, and take all your isk, does not mean we can't be civil. Pirate
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