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Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#61 - 2012-02-03 06:55:42 UTC
Children, children, children.

Both of you pick a naughty step each. You will both remain there until you realise how silly you have been.

You may both go out to play when you say sorry to each other.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#62 - 2012-02-03 09:18:19 UTC
Kc Decartes wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Kc Decartes wrote:
Mods Muvila wrote:
Weak people crying, nothing to see here.


WTF... know who you're talking to before you get your **** into trouble...

As if teh idea of chaos is something new ;)




Yes, I think the person you quoted does realise that he is talking to a family of sad potatoes.


Stop harrasing me you cak fcker...


"I do not associate with people that break the eula. Please cease your man crush on me...

and ofc

I really don't care about you or your name tbh... Although I did find it amusing enough to send you a lulz mail when cp took your name, it really isn't important or realivat in anyway... In other words... go **** yourself.

:p"

Get over your man crush already... no one gives a fck about u....



lol look at you, sonny

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#63 - 2012-02-03 09:24:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Shazzam Vokanavom
WoW, i think I just saw a whole new side to Lady Spank, never thought there would be anyone capable of forcing the demonstration of LS's "superego" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego_and_super-ego#Super-ego )

I may have to reposition my previous thoughts that LS was simply a juvenille idiot as a result, interestingly that vacancy now filled by the OP. P
Isaac K Hunt
Doomheim
#64 - 2012-02-03 10:16:46 UTC
I was quoted by spank in a spank thread !! Did I win EvE?

and is it wrong that I have wood knowing spank was butthurt enough to comment?
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#65 - 2012-02-03 12:52:01 UTC
Isaac K Hunt wrote:
I was quoted by spank in a spank thread !! Did I win EvE?

and is it wrong that I have wood knowing spank was butthurt enough to comment?


It isn't wrong, it is a part of nature. Eventually you grow up and learn to control your erections. Twisted

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#66 - 2012-02-03 15:20:59 UTC
How goes it today in this antipodal world where Spank is the spazz and Xenuria isn't?
Oh yuck still bad I see. Sad

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
flakeys
Doomheim
#67 - 2012-02-03 15:33:05 UTC
Cebraio wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Cebraio wrote:
Posting in a Xenuria vs Spank thread.

.. BUT WHY???

Your vest and haircut ?

You must be British to call that vest.


or dutch

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-02-03 15:52:44 UTC
Superb drama chaps!

I remember when i used to frequent this seedy part of the forums more frequently, i would do so to see Spank and Xenuria argueing with each other.

Ah nostalgia.

I thank you both.

Though i do long for the day that i get to read Cat o'Ninetails posting these forums once more

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Utemetsu
#69 - 2012-02-03 15:53:31 UTC
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
WoW, i think I just saw a whole new side to Lady Spank, never thought there would be anyone capable of forcing the demonstration of LS's "superego" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego_and_super-ego#Super-ego )

I may have to reposition my previous thoughts that LS was simply a juvenille idiot as a result, interestingly that vacancy now filled by the OP. P


Of course, if you're Buddhist, You don't believe in the Ego or Superego.
Caldari Citizen 786478786
#70 - 2012-02-03 16:53:51 UTC
At first it seemed like this e-beef between Lady Spank and Xenuria was similar to c*ck-fighting, but after reading some of Lady Spank's posts and gagging down half a minute of Xenuria's Youtube sperge, it's clear that neither have the necessary equipment to engage in such combat.

Then, it occurred to me that monkey-baiting was a much better description for their nonsensical blather, but I couldn't decide which of them would be the dog and which would be the monkey in that scenario since they're both equally adept at flinging their fe*es.

Finally, I had an epiphany, in which I realized that the only winners in a battle of wits between two such collossaly bad shitposters are those people who have the pleasure of never having read or seen or heard their drivel to begin with. And so, to those gloriously ignorant bastards, I salute and envy you all.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#71 - 2012-02-03 17:22:01 UTC
Caldari Citizen 786478786 wrote:
At first it seemed like this e-beef between Lady Spank and Xenuria was similar to c*ck-fighting, but after reading some of Lady Spank's posts and gagging down half a minute of Xenuria's Youtube sperge, it's clear that neither have the necessary equipment to engage in such combat.

Then, it occurred to me that monkey-baiting was a much better description for their nonsensical blather, but I couldn't decide which of them would be the dog and which would be the monkey in that scenario since they're both equally adept at flinging their fe*es.

Finally, I had an epiphany, in which I realized that the only winners in a battle of wits between two such collossaly bad shitposters are those people who have the pleasure of never having read or seen or heard their drivel to begin with. And so, to those gloriously ignorant bastards, I salute and envy you all.


If they are reading this thread, they've been exposed..wrong audience Twisted

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Chief Cheeba
Doomheim
#72 - 2012-02-03 17:23:12 UTC
one must eat the other

who runs free before him

put him right into his mouth

while fantasizing the beauty of his movements

a sensation not unlike slapping yourself in the face
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-02-03 17:39:12 UTC
Caldari Citizen 786478786 wrote:
Finally, I had an epiphany, in which I realized that the only winners in a battle of wits between two such collossaly bad shitposters are those people who have the pleasure of never having read or seen or heard their drivel to begin with. And so, to those gloriously ignorant bastards, I salute and envy you all.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
RiskyFrisky
Halliburton Heavy Industries
#74 - 2012-02-03 18:01:04 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Caldari Citizen 786478786 wrote:
Finally, I had an epiphany, in which I realized that the only winners in a battle of wits between two such collossaly bad shitposters are those people who have the pleasure of never having read or seen or heard their drivel to begin with. And so, to those gloriously ignorant bastards, I salute and envy you all.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY


**** that. *Plays anyway, nukes China first*
ISD Eshtir
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#75 - 2012-02-03 19:05:54 UTC
Hello,

I would suggest you contact the moderator or owner of said channel via an eve mail and try to settle this that way. Such threads only invite people to break our beloved forum rules, and thats not what i want as i forgot my flame proof suit at work.

Thread locked.

ISD Eshtir

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons

Interstellar Services Department