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The Mittani Fan Club.
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xxVastorxx
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-02-03 01:35:44 UTC
I think mittani is so awesome. the way he does so many things as a CSM is great, I admire. his passion for this game.
Putting the Highsec'rs In place makes you almost seem like a full time Mother,

All Hail Mittani. Big smile
The Archetect
Toxic Squadron
Northern Coalition.
#2 - 2012-02-03 04:33:57 UTC
Here's a kleenex.... Wipe off your nose...
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#3 - 2012-02-03 04:36:26 UTC
The Archetect wrote:
Here's a kleenex.... Wipe off your nose...


More like "here's some mouthwash and a neck brace"
Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Insidious.
#4 - 2012-02-03 04:38:06 UTC
Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:
The Archetect wrote:
Here's a kleenex.... Wipe off your nose...


More like "here's some mouthwash and a neck brace"


and here's something for that pink eye...
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#5 - 2012-02-03 04:39:17 UTC
Pucker up buttercup

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#6 - 2012-02-03 04:48:56 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
Pucker up buttercup


Judging from the above, we are well past that point, kind sir.

Anyway, just to take it to it's logical conclusion that much faster,

I hear if he rawdogs you, you can gain some of his power from his spilled seed. You might try that next.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Alara IonStorm
#7 - 2012-02-03 05:02:43 UTC
So much Jelly in this thread.

They can use it to lube up before the election.

Lets see how many Goons can enter at the same time.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#8 - 2012-02-03 05:04:15 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
So much Jelly in this thread.

They can use it to lube up before the election.

Lets see how many Goons can enter at the same time.


It's a slip 'n slide to sodomy.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
The Apostle
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-02-03 05:05:06 UTC
xxVastorxx wrote:
I think mittani is so awesome. the way he does so many things as a CSM is great, I admire. his passion for this game.
Putting the Highsec'rs In place makes you almost seem like a full time Mother,

All Hail Mittani. Big smile

If only he were putting Highseccers in place. He hasn't done it yet. Even battered and bruised, they still mine, oblivious to the angry bees.

And unlike his sheep personal entourage, most highseccers barely shrug when Mittens rages. For fact, Mittens still thinks he can create a Tsunami by farting but all he's really doing is adding to pollution.

Nullsec democracy is an oxymoron. Bloc voting for alliance candidates is Democracy for Morons 101. Let them perish in their self-interest.

Bring back Eve. OUR Eve.
destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Looking for Trouble
#10 - 2012-02-03 05:28:12 UTC
You All Know He is Actually Makeing Fun of Mittani Right??
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#11 - 2012-02-03 05:29:33 UTC
destiny2 wrote:
You All Know He is Actually Makeing Fun of Mittani Right??


We still get to keep the slip 'n slide to sodomy, though, right? Sad

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
xxVastorxx
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-02-03 05:31:13 UTC
destiny2 wrote:
You All Know He is Actually Makeing Fun of Mittani Right??


Darn you Caught On to my plan okay WTB a Mittani Corpse for 1 Billion :)
destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Looking for Trouble
#13 - 2012-02-03 05:33:55 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
destiny2 wrote:
You All Know He is Actually Makeing Fun of Mittani Right??


We still get to keep the slip 'n slide to sodomy, though, right? Sad



If thats the way your ship flys thro space. then go for it.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-02-03 05:35:06 UTC
There is no god but Solo Drakban and The Mittani is his messenger.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#15 - 2012-02-03 05:36:40 UTC
destiny2 wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
destiny2 wrote:
You All Know He is Actually Makeing Fun of Mittani Right??


We still get to keep the slip 'n slide to sodomy, though, right? Sad



If thats the way your ship flys thro space. then go for it.


WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SPLOOSH*

Lol

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#16 - 2012-02-03 05:37:28 UTC
I once had a boss who was a self proclaimed hardened twitcher. True story!

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Looking for Trouble
#17 - 2012-02-03 05:40:46 UTC
I have a hunch that Mittani has to proof read. everything his minions type. Thats a Head full of headaches.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-02-03 06:03:26 UTC
Oh look, an alt post. How fresh and inventive!
"If."
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#19 - 2012-02-03 06:18:50 UTC
Mittani-chan is so sugoi.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#20 - 2012-02-03 06:26:03 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
If only he were putting Highseccers in place. He hasn't done it yet. Even battered and bruised, they still mine, oblivious to the angry bees.

And unlike his sheep personal entourage, most highseccers barely shrug when Mittens rages.

Usually we would being out the explosions and apply them to the offending party, but I don't think he "rages", certainly not in the sense you're imagining.

But yeah, miners still working away, it's pretty hard to play whack-a-mole with them when CONCORD insists on blowing people up.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
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