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How to succeed in Politics (or why CSM 7 will likely be nullsec heavy again)

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#81 - 2012-02-02 22:19:50 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Have any of you seen Mighty Mittans. He could not get laid in a whorehouse so its natural that he should become king of the dipshits.


trying to insult my looks works about as well as insulting my intelligence


i am literally a beautiful man





Mittans do not post your real life picture here as you have no idea what kind of people are out there

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=mittansthefaggot.jpg

and nice work finding a CCP employee who actually looks like a plastic avatar


take it back!!!!

btw I think this is a great picture of me and Mittens! Big smile it's taken last Fanfest

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#82 - 2012-02-02 22:22:05 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i'll let punkturis know you think she looks 'plastic' maybe she'll code you a special ui where every button on your neocom is the goatman


(actually that'd be an awesome neocom)


Noted!Twisted

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Crom Mitra
Doomheim
#83 - 2012-02-02 22:54:37 UTC
Somehow this whole thread literally makes me feel a little nauseous. (Excerpt for the photo of the charming CCP Punkuris). Note to self: Play game. Have fun. No read CSM politics stuff.
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#84 - 2012-02-02 23:01:26 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Last ones


Plastic chick as a Zombie

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=plasticzombie.jpg

and just to show im not all bad here is a nice one of the pair of them

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=streetway.jpg


Moral of the story. Dont be in the same picture as a neckbeard or he might just show the rest of his kind the photo and you have no idea what they will do with it.


Enjoy


EDIT last one and this is my masterpiece

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=kingoftheneckbeards.jpg


**** son you act like people haven't been photoshopping my face on things for years

~hi~
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#85 - 2012-02-02 23:03:02 UTC
One can always be ignorant of politics, and just accept the outcomes. That is the guiding principle of exploration in this game, and it is kind of not good.

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The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#86 - 2012-02-02 23:03:46 UTC
ok so i have this photoshop thing and a picture of a cat, hrm let's put some cute text on it with something like 'can i haz' LOOK AT ME IM A CREATIVE GENIUS

~hi~
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#87 - 2012-02-02 23:07:36 UTC
The Mittani wrote:


**** son you act like people haven't been photoshopping my face on things for years



Gonna take that the pics are okay, and if these havnt been done yet ( also aren't quite as naughty as the earlier ones)

Wanted one made of mittani as Jesus, with The CSM of all CSMs underneath.

Second (can have the one ring on a finger or can not have it on a finger.) His face on Sauron that says underneath: One CSM to rule them, and in the darkness bind them.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#88 - 2012-02-02 23:08:59 UTC
How about the cat is licking gallente ice, and a goon kicks the ice away, and it it cries, and says Can I haz?

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#89 - 2012-02-02 23:23:31 UTC
Also punkturis, can you remind hilmar that he said no more jesus features? This CSM election is killing me, I dont know if I have enough to make it to the 8 th when its suppose to start.

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#90 - 2012-02-02 23:44:05 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Also punkturis, can you remind hilmar that he said no more jesus features? This CSM election is killing me, I dont know if I have enough to make it to the 8 th when its suppose to start.


What upcoming Jesus Feature are you referring to?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#91 - 2012-02-08 05:56:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
rodyas wrote:
How about the cat is licking gallente ice, and a goon kicks the ice away, and it it cries, and says Can I haz?

Ice interdiction is so old.

Next is the empire tears interdiction. Coming to a Jita market hub near you.
The Mittani wrote:
ok so i have this photoshop thing and a picture of a cat, hrm let's put some cute text on it with something like 'can i haz' LOOK AT ME IM A CREATIVE GENIUS

It's like barkbark, but instead it's meowmeow

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Benteen
Atra Mortis Industries
#92 - 2012-03-20 20:51:41 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
Some of you guys that have never set foot in null sec have almost no understanding that high sec carebearing is nothing without null sec. Null sec last year was in a really sorry state and to a degree still is and the csm has done a good job sorting that. Don't forget that that last few eve expansions have been high sec/carebear related content. The last null expansion was years ago.

So:
Miners, who buys your minerals? What are the used for?

Shocked I don't sell them, I use them myself to make new shiney things for me to go out and get blowed up in Twisted

Mission runners, where do all your deadspace officer mods come from? Who buys all that salvage?

RollIdeaRig manufacturersQuestion

Where do vital components of tech 2 ships come from?

TwistedPandemic LegionTwisted

Who buys all the faction ammo?

What?the kid from round the corner.... he's always buying it... Ugh

Who buys up many of the ships at market hubs?

BlinkSuicide GankersQuestion

Who buys up most of the modules and rigs at market hubs?

IdeaPeople that sell them to null sec alliances at 3 times their costAttention

The answer to all the above is null sec/pvp'ers or people involved in supporting null sec and pvp. Null sec drives the eve economy. Without it, there would be no demand for ships and no demand for modules or faction ammo.



Did I get them right???

Bear