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Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#61 - 2012-02-02 17:26:36 UTC
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.

Aaaaaaand relax.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2012-02-02 17:28:45 UTC
Sitting on station undock
Waiting for cowardly corp-jumper
I hope I packed pr0nz

Dodixie > Hek
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#63 - 2012-02-02 17:31:37 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.


Ima let you speak but
Iambic Pentameter
Best verse of all time
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-02-02 17:41:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayem See
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.


Ima let thou espouse
Iambic Pentameter
Use thy inner bard good sir

FTFY

Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word

Aaaaaaand relax.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#65 - 2012-02-02 17:45:58 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.


Ima let thou espouse
Iambic Pentameter
Use thy inner bard good sir

FTFY

Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word


I am impressed by
Your talent with wordcrafting
Join our grand bard fleet!


...verily.
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-02-02 17:51:21 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.


Ima let thou espouse
Iambic Pentameter
Use thy inner bard good sir

FTFY

Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word


I am impressed by
Your talent with wordcrafting
Join our grand bard fleet!


...verily.


Quoth thee truth young Jedi
Now feel the pain of my lies
As Navy Antimatter shatters words

Invite accepted - what we shootin'?

Aaaaaaand relax.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#67 - 2012-02-02 17:55:26 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
This thread made me lol
But I did just want to say
Haikus suck my balls.

Limericks rule.


Ima let thou espouse
Iambic Pentameter
Use thy inner bard good sir

FTFY

Edit: +1 for use of my favourite word


I am impressed by
Your talent with wordcrafting
Join our grand bard fleet!


...verily.


Quoth thee truth young Jedi
Now feel the pain of my lies
As Navy Antimatter shatters words

Invite accepted - what we shootin'?


We shall sail the stars
Slinging words and awful song
Terror of the void!
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-02-02 18:00:02 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:


We shall sail the stars
Slinging words and awful song
Terror of the void!


Too deep, such beauty
Yet vacuous and empty
Fear has grown within

Aaaaaaand relax.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#69 - 2012-02-02 18:03:27 UTC
Sitting on a gate
waiting for a new victim
nullsec "PVP"

twice as many ships
whine when no one wants to fight
we think we are good

negative status
I'm tanking all the gate guns
shooting all the noobs

station games are fun
i'll dock before you kill me
real combat scares me

I am terrible
My haikus are tedious
I am no poet

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#70 - 2012-02-02 18:06:52 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:


I am terrible
My haikus are tedious
I am no poet


lol - I see what you did there Big smile

Aaaaaaand relax.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#71 - 2012-02-03 16:31:32 UTC
Necrothread revived.
Haiku for everybody
Playing Eve Online!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#72 - 2012-02-03 16:41:24 UTC
life has no meaning-5
Eve online is all i do-7
voting in election-5

I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#73 - 2012-02-03 16:44:51 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
life has no meaning-5
Eve online is all i do-7
voting in election-5



vot ing in e lec tion = 6.

You can't hold a job.
Internet spaceships instead
El oh el you vote!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2012-02-03 17:27:36 UTC
Desperate to be included
In this mighty spacebard romp
Words are all that are left

Dodixie > Hek
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#75 - 2012-02-03 17:33:01 UTC
眷属死
蜂の春なり
氷解け

Kenzoku shi
Hachi no Haru nari
Koori Toke

Death of Kenzoku
Becomes the Spring of the Bees
Melted Ice

Now stop being such weeabos.

Nyan
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#76 - 2012-02-03 23:00:40 UTC
I think I threw up...
Just a little in my mouth.
Five warp stabs in lows.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2012-02-04 01:00:50 UTC
PLAYING FAR TOO LONG
NEED TO END MY SUBSCRIPTION
PROBABLY BACK SOON
[Of a request for change ask: Who Benefits?](https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=199765)
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#78 - 2012-02-04 02:24:35 UTC
Three birds of warning
The sea of stars fades to black
I see with new eyes.

Profit favors the prepared
McOboe
Viscosity
#79 - 2012-02-04 03:42:04 UTC
Through camera drones
Is how we see face-to-face
Like a glass darkly

Cannons rupture pod
I jump to my soulless clone
Fresh synapses fire
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#80 - 2012-02-04 03:49:42 UTC
Ban NPC Corps
Individual wardecs
are the way to go