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EVE Haikus!
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McOboe
Viscosity
#1 - 2012-02-02 08:58:58 UTC  |  Edited by: McOboe
Alright ya'll. It's time for a some culture fun. Haikus- there are variants, but the most common is 5-7-5. That means the first line is five syllables, the next seven, and the last one is five. Some counting on fingers may be required. I'll start it off-

Mining In My Hulk
Hit By A Maelstrom Alpha
Glad I Fit A Tank

Edit- yeah, it's pretty late.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#2 - 2012-02-02 09:04:20 UTC
Not touching this. The last poetry thread disappeared into oblivion. Blink

Yeeee! 
Ursula LeGuinn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-02-02 09:04:53 UTC
spinning a Tengu
someday I might undock it
probably not though

"The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community." — EVElopedia
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-02 09:11:01 UTC
Mine all day in space.
Z z z z z z z.
Make no ISK at all.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#5 - 2012-02-02 09:13:25 UTC
New Eden People
I want to destroy all your
Internet spaceships.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Fraa Bjorn
Cell 317
#6 - 2012-02-02 09:15:49 UTC
damsel in distress
now get your **** together
and put on some leather

All games have QQ, but only Eve has Q.Q
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#7 - 2012-02-02 09:15:55 UTC
I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#8 - 2012-02-02 09:17:16 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku


First line is just five.
Second line is much bigger.
It has got seven.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#9 - 2012-02-02 09:23:28 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku


First line is just five.
Second line is much bigger.
It has got seven.


Thank you, kind stranger
Now I may finally ****
On your poetry
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#10 - 2012-02-02 09:24:05 UTC
Fraa Bjorn wrote:
damsel in distress
now get your **** together
and put on some leather


There once was a pirate named Zazz
who viciously pounded that ___.

He'd hijack your daughter
and your heavy water

All while he listened to jazz.

Translated to haiku:

While you spun your ship
Zazz swiped your boss' hot daughter
Bet she fed him cake.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#11 - 2012-02-02 09:25:07 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku


First line is just five.
Second line is much bigger.
It has got seven.


Thank you, kind stranger
Now I may finally ****
On your poetry


You're trolling for lulz
None to be gotten from me!
Zero out of ten.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#12 - 2012-02-02 09:32:20 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
I dont know how
many syllables
go into a haiku


First line is just five.
Second line is much bigger.
It has got seven.


Thank you, kind stranger
Now I may finally ****
On your poetry


You're trolling for lulz
None to be gotten from me!
Zero out of ten.


I am no troll, ser
Your accusations fall on
My innocent ears.
Ursula LeGuinn
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-02 09:33:31 UTC
small gang PvP
eight of us and nine of them
CCP, fix blobs

"The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community." — EVElopedia
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#14 - 2012-02-02 09:35:50 UTC
Ursula LeGuinn wrote:
small gang PvP
eight of us and nine of them
CCP, fix blobs


Move quietly, like
A cat with a shy bladder,
And blobs will fade away
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#15 - 2012-02-02 09:47:27 UTC
Ursula LeGuinn wrote:
small gang PvP
eight of us and nine of them
CCP, fix blobs


Problems with numbers
Players use blobs for blapping
I think I smell tears!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Lyrka Bloodberry
Spybeaver
#16 - 2012-02-02 10:37:35 UTC
I got ganked by goons
Gallente space ice mining
How could I have known?


I am more into Limmericks:

I once got ganked by a Panther
my fanmail remained without answer
The opinion today
is that Black Ops are fail
but not in a gatecamp in Rancer

Spybeaver
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#17 - 2012-02-02 10:38:55 UTC
Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:
I got ganked by goons
Gallente space ice mining
How could I have known?


I am more into Limmericks:

I once got ganked by a Panther
my fanmail remained without answer
The opinion today
is that Black Ops are fail
but not in a gatecamp in Rancer


Goonwaffe's hiring!
I am a recruiter's alt!
Send ISK for your app!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-02-02 10:47:07 UTC
I love these threads ♥
Lyrka Bloodberry
Spybeaver
#19 - 2012-02-02 10:53:07 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:

Goonwaffe's hiring!
I am a recruiter's alt!
Send ISK for your app!


Don't like where this goes.
I guess you just want money.
Sent all my ISK though.

Spybeaver
Amsterdam Conversations
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-02-02 10:57:46 UTC
I am so good
I am the biggest pirate
On my station
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