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Want to join GoonWaffe? Well, this is my experience...

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Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#81 - 2012-02-02 01:47:25 UTC
Loves reading obvious goon alts loling...
Jacob Stiller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2012-02-02 01:49:49 UTC
Skydell wrote:
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:
I want to join too. Send me an eve-mail with more info on how to join. I got 500 mil ready.


You need to join my alliance.

I will require a 2 billion ISK processing fee.


I'll process Goonwaffe applicants for 1999999999.99 isk.
Brock Nelson
#83 - 2012-02-02 01:57:51 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
Fun fact: To join Goonswarm, you need to join Reddit and respond to their recruitment ad in the gaming forum.


Stop giving false advice.

You have to make a hundred posts on Something Awful and at least 10 of them must be in the newbie drive thread.


I'm merely attempting to divert idiots from joining Goonswarm

Signature removed, CCP Phantom

Maxx86
Infinite Forms
#84 - 2012-02-02 02:15:38 UTC
You all guys speaking like there are so many people that live to join goons... lol.
That's not my case! And i guess that's not the case of most people.
what I'm after is a corporation that can offer me some GOOD multiplayer experience, and with GOOD i mean frequently happening pvp (pvp is NOT station games from high sec wardecks. even Farmville is funnier than that), and all the industrial jobs that require a good amount of players to cooperate together.
I was advertising that in what should be a scam free channel, and got approached by this goons recruiters. But it could have been just any other recruited from any other corp/alliance that could offer me the same thing, it's not like I want to join goons at all.
Well, at least I've learned from my mistake. Just, now, I don't know what I could do to look for a corporation without being worried about people that are just going after my wallet, lol.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#85 - 2012-02-02 02:37:56 UTC
Andski wrote:
Corina Jarr wrote:
If you were contacted from the recruitment channel, you may have a case.

Otherwise, sorry for your loss.




And no I didn't read all of it, don't have time.


it's pretty sad that CCP is going down the route of forbidding scams


Well, there's gameplay scam but at some point it's a detriment to the game itself. And yes, some people need to be protected from themselves and the goons.

Don't ban me, bro!

Endeavour Starfleet
#86 - 2012-02-02 02:49:45 UTC
You wasted CCP's time with the petition... You decided NOT to do your research and as such paid the price.

Goons ONLY allow people who are active (Paying if I am not mistaken) members of the forums they come from. Get that through your thick skull. Anything else is a pure scam.

#2 The alarm bells should ring the MOMENT anyone asks for a deposit. You paid therefore you failed. Case closed.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#87 - 2012-02-02 03:11:41 UTC
My experience with joining GoonWaffe is that it's pretty ******* awesome.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Comrade Commizzar
Eve Revolutionary Army
#88 - 2012-02-02 03:13:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Comrade Commizzar
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Skydell wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
Pointless drivel

Just get in game and accept my indoctrination you tool

I think the point is the OP was trying to get into the communist regime.


Typical exploitation of the Common Pod-Pilot.

PLEASE ! The Goons are NOT Communist ! They are Capitalist Exploiters of the Masses !

The Mittani merely poses as a liberator of the Proletariat, while he and the Something Awful Leadership, in fact, pocket rivers of wealth expropriated from their worker bees.

( Now wait for it. The Mittani himself won't fail to arrive to deny everything, but he reeks of corruption.)LolLolLol
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#89 - 2012-02-02 03:18:35 UTC
^ lol
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#90 - 2012-02-02 03:35:18 UTC
Comrade Commizzar wrote:
Typical exploitation of the Common Pod-Pilot.

PLEASE ! The Goons are NOT Communist ! They are Capitalist Exploiters of the Masses !

The Mittani merely poses as a liberator of the Proletariat, while he and the Something Awful Leadership, in fact, pocket rivers of wealth expropriated from their worker bees.

( Now wait for it. The Mittani himself won't fail to arrive to deny everything, but he reeks of corruption.)LolLolLol


This is terribly uncreative propaganda. Goons are a free people. Our nationalized technetium moons keep us aloft, spitting poison at you badposting peasants~

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Zirse
Risktech Analytics
#91 - 2012-02-02 03:37:12 UTC
edit: owned
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#92 - 2012-02-02 03:37:38 UTC
Zirse wrote:
Snipah.


nope

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Shu Jia
Mineski Infinity
Pandemic Horde
#93 - 2012-02-02 03:52:32 UTC
Thank you for sharing mate. I belief that you have an honourable and honest attitude. You have my highest respect cause you handle it in a cool headed manner.
Valentyn3
Deep Core Mining Inc.
#94 - 2012-02-02 05:07:28 UTC
I feel like spending that 3.25 billion on the badest assed ship you could fly and staging a one man raid of their territory in the hopes of wooing them with your bravado would have been a more effective use of the money.

I don't always use hax. But when I do, it's because I'm an NPC.. http://i.imgur.com/PUZou.jpg

Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#95 - 2012-02-02 05:15:26 UTC
Valentyn3 wrote:
I feel like spending that 3.25 billion on the badest assed ship you could fly and staging a one man raid of their territory in the hopes of wooing them with your bravado would have been a more effective use of the money.


yes someone please do this

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

EnslaverOfMinmatar
You gonna get aped
#96 - 2012-02-02 05:19:33 UTC
Skydell wrote:
EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote:
I want to join too. Send me an eve-mail with more info on how to join. I got 500 mil ready.


You need to join my alliance.

I will require a 2 billion ISK processing fee.


I'd like to know why is your alliance 4 times better than Goonswarm. Send me an eve-mail any time you like, I'm not good at this whole forum thing.

Every EVE player must read this http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=29-01-07

Das Butler
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#97 - 2012-02-02 06:58:55 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i have an endless appetite for the pain and humiliation of the stupid, so when i see mails like this in my inbox, it pleases me:

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Hey Mittani i got a few things i would like to tell you so if you would please take the time to read it trugh i would be honored. I know you are a busy man so ill go straight to it.

About a Week agoe i was aproached by a corp member of you called Third Flower he was nice and friendly and told me about GoonWaffe and the many opotunitys if i were to apply and get acceptet into the corperation. he seemed nice and spoke very good for the Goons.

so after a few talks i desitet to try and apply i followed the instructions Third flower gave me and made the saftey deposit as instructet both for me 650mill and for my brother Ina Rawberry 500 mill in total 1.15 bill for me that was quite a bit of isk and would take me some time to earn that back in high sec, but i took the chance. After a days or so i could see my aplication were acceptet on the goonfleet site and tought yer that was nice. But then nothing happend and after 3-4 days i contactet Third flower again asking why nothing happend yet as the payment already were acceptet. He dosnt know and asks for help from a director thats where the man Testobjekt comes into the picture and it goes down hill from there. I know you got strict ruels and such and i totaly understand that, but he starts to question me with a wery offensive and angry aproach, and we come up with that i need to pay atleast 75% of all my assets in deposit for joining so in good heart and trush in this guy and third flower i start trying tog ather the 2,6 bill more he wants from me and my brother. it takes a few hrs and its ready.

But then somthing happends Third flower sends me a mail that i dont really pay atention to but later i get to know it contains the info of a 100 bill cargo from VFK to jita and the time of departure, that ofc is very clasafied info. and Testobjekt gets very mad and we are told that our aplications have been canceled and we are blacklistet from goons cus of Third flowers mistake. After a bit of talk again he agrees that we still have a chance of joining again but to do that we would be required to give the rest bit of assets we have including 2x t3's with subsystems. I talk it over with my bro and he agrees we still very much want to be a part of this and experience war on a scale we cant anywhere in the game so we agrees and call it a night after the transfer.
Then this morning i talk to Testobjekt again and he tells me its not enough and gives me a fine for a reason i dont know. The fine is 500 mill that i have to pay before 14.00 eve time and he tells me after that i can join, so i do my best but ends up short i use every last drop i have to try and make it and ends up with 250 mill and we discuss it and he tells me to pay it to him and after i join i get a new fine of 1bill.

Then downtime hits and afterwards he tells me its off and if i want a chance i need to get new 500 mill so the Gia have told him.

but after giving away ca 7.5 bill in assets i got no more and have to tell him i cant:

Thats pretty much it and im wondering if thats the way Goonwaffe do rip honest ppl off who wish to join their ranks and fight along side of them. Right now i feel ripped off and buttfucked was in good belife the hole way but was clearly desived. so would very much like to know if thats it thers no chance of Goonswarm for me ever and i will have to start all over again and spent years to build up what i had, or are there any chance i can get back what i gave in good belif to join your ranks or is everything gone for me

Really hope u took the time to read this

o7 Pilot Rave Terris


i think this is the op's alt


and this is a person in charge of the csm. he clearly is proud of scamming and pushes his puppet to do it. WAKE UP EVE PLAYERS
Das Butler
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2012-02-02 07:01:58 UTC
Maxx86 wrote:
You all guys speaking like there are so many people that live to join goons... lol.
That's not my case! And i guess that's not the case of most people.
what I'm after is a corporation that can offer me some GOOD multiplayer experience, and with GOOD i mean frequently happening pvp (pvp is NOT station games from high sec wardecks. even Farmville is funnier than that), and all the industrial jobs that require a good amount of players to cooperate together.
I was advertising that in what should be a scam free channel, and got approached by this goons recruiters. But it could have been just any other recruited from any other corp/alliance that could offer me the same thing, it's not like I want to join goons at all.
Well, at least I've learned from my mistake. Just, now, I don't know what I could do to look for a corporation without being worried about people that are just going after my wallet, lol.



#1 NEVER PAY ANY CORP TO JOIN NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#99 - 2012-02-02 07:08:12 UTC
Das Butler wrote:
and this is a person in charge of the csm. he clearly is proud of scamming and pushes his puppet to do it. WAKE UP EVE PLAYERS


nothing wrong with scamming

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Jan'tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2012-02-02 07:12:59 UTC
Not really sure what to tell you, I got my deposit back just fine.