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How to succeed in Politics (or why CSM 7 will likely be nullsec heavy again)

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#41 - 2012-02-02 01:47:11 UTC
Well in that pic I see he goes for guys with a good sense humor as well as a decent bod. That is the kind of person we need in CSM.

As for the plastic avatar, that means she is icelandic.

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Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#42 - 2012-02-02 01:53:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Terminal Insanity
Highsec is clearly the majority, however, all those lowsec people are all banding together to hold a spot for the antichrist, obamerr... mittani

These Lowsec people are clearly the minority, and the fact that they continuously elect people that dont agree with the highsec population shows that we need to restrict who can vote and who can be voted for, to protect the fairness of our democracy.

The fact that the minority lowsec population is getting more votes then the majority is simply evidence that lowsec is full of corruption and scandal.

We should set up age restrictions on voting, and filter our candidates, since those lowsec people are just children lashing out, and destroying democracy with their uninformed opinions

.... MITT ROMNEY 2012!

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#43 - 2012-02-02 01:56:53 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Well in that pic I see he goes for guys with a good sense humor as well as a decent bod. That is the kind of person we need in CSM.

As for the plastic avatar, that means she is icelandic.




http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=fatherMittans.jpg


how about this one as this is how the Goons view Mittans as the CSM
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-02-02 02:17:57 UTC
you'll have to be third in line, i already have prencleeve and xenuria as my first two creepy eve stalkers

you snooze you lose

~hi~

Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#45 - 2012-02-02 02:22:36 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
you'll have to be third in line, i already have prencleeve and xenuria as my first two creepy eve stalkers

you snooze you lose




I had a dolphin and six chickens but i thought that might go beyond trolling.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#46 - 2012-02-02 02:26:40 UTC
i'll let punkturis know you think she looks 'plastic' maybe she'll code you a special ui where every button on your neocom is the goatman


(actually that'd be an awesome neocom)

~hi~

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#47 - 2012-02-02 02:42:28 UTC  |  Edited by: rodyas
I will be the first to tell punkturis that someone thinks she looks like plastic. I can do it softly and come across as the most gentleman. I heard that ladies go for that, wether plastic like or not.

Yeah karn, we all had z-bots and turtle toys, seeing someone like plastic shouldnt be so hard to deal with.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#48 - 2012-02-02 02:56:03 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
rodyas wrote:
Well in that pic I see he goes for guys with a good sense humor as well as a decent bod. That is the kind of person we need in CSM.

As for the plastic avatar, that means she is icelandic.




http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=fatherMittans.jpg


how about this one as this is how the Goons view Mittans as the CSM



Yeah this pic is pretty nice, you got some photoshopping skills. Wondering if you take requests or not. Maybe do one of the Mittani wiping away a child's tear, might help him in the upcoming election.

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#49 - 2012-02-02 03:01:43 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i'll let punkturis know you think she looks 'plastic' maybe she'll code you a special ui where every button on your neocom is the goatman


(actually that'd be an awesome neocom)



If you can get that plastic chick to do that ill post on the forums as it will be ace


Rodyas i tried to shoop Mittans onto the face of an Angel but i could not get it quite right.


I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#50 - 2012-02-02 03:08:28 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Yeah this pic is pretty nice, you got some photoshopping skills. Wondering if you take requests or not. Maybe do one of the Mittani wiping away a child's tear, might help him in the upcoming election.

Is that how you're supposed to collect tears?

Come on, you knew it was gonna happen.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#51 - 2012-02-02 03:11:13 UTC
His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.

Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-02-02 03:25:53 UTC
rodyas wrote:
His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.

Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?



Give me a sec but while you wait here is Mittans hanging out on the set of twilight

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=twilightmittans.jpg
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#53 - 2012-02-02 03:39:57 UTC
rodyas wrote:
His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.

Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?



It might take some time, but here is Mittans predicting his future with a plastic women

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=mittansinlove.jpg

Note to mittans. dont post pictures of yourself on here you are only asking for trouble
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#54 - 2012-02-02 03:44:22 UTC
You are an artist. That twilight one is heavy for me as well.

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Zirse
Risktech Analytics
#55 - 2012-02-02 03:48:25 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
rodyas wrote:
His sadistic DNA doesnt comform well with an angel. Try praying for his soul a few times, then maybe the photoshop will go smoother.

Tell me if this is dumb or not doable, but can you do mittes as mr freeze, keeping punkturis going well in an ice chamber powered by the ice the goons interdicted?



It might take some time, but here is Mittans predicting his future with a plastic women

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=mittansinlove.jpg

Note to mittans. dont post pictures of yourself on here you are only asking for trouble


Not to be all ~whiteknight~ but;

You are aware that you're insulting the person behind UI scaling among other things?

<3 CCP Punkturis
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#56 - 2012-02-02 03:57:52 UTC
I thought Mittans looked rather sweet with the werewolf kid

and Zirse she is a 20 something icelandic programmer not an eve god. and now that Mittans as promised me goatsegirl console i can hardly wait


http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=mittansandchild.jpg

Mittan's face is a little off but plastic fantastic is perfect
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#57 - 2012-02-02 04:26:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Last ones


Plastic chick as a Zombie

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=plasticzombie.jpg

and just to show im not all bad here is a nice one of the pair of them

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=streetway.jpg


Moral of the story. Dont be in the same picture as a neckbeard or he might just show the rest of his kind the photo and you have no idea what they will do with it.


Enjoy


EDIT last one and this is my masterpiece

http://s1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/karndulake/?action=view&current=kingoftheneckbeards.jpg
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#58 - 2012-02-02 04:47:50 UTC
good god you're a psycho

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#59 - 2012-02-02 04:53:50 UTC
Andski wrote:
good god you're a psycho



Andski my little poppet. you are up for the CSM tell us more about your servile role to mittans the mighty and how many people do the Goons need on the council
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-02-02 05:01:09 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Andski wrote:
good god you're a psycho



Andski my little poppet. you are up for the CSM tell us more about your servile role to mittans the mighty and how many people do the Goons need on the council


i wish i was more like you, the ~free spirit~

but then i'd be a peasant lol!!!

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"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar