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If you had to pretend to have a manifesto for the CSM post it here
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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-02-01 22:50:43 UTC
Here is mine to get you started

1. Something to stop botting. who can argue with that apart from the nullsecbeards who fund there alliances with it

2. Sorting out faction Warfare to stop them moaning all the time.

3. Having a cloaked POS/hideout for nullsec that takes a week to scan down. POS is hugely inferior to normal POS. lets solo/group monkeys get started (i dont care what you anti botters think)

4. Have a deep exploration ship for nullsec/lowsec. Either sort out the legion or give the proteus 5 large.

5. Something for W-Space so they dont feel all left out

6. Neckbeards must be banished to nullsec (i think this has already happened)

7. Tippia must be banned from the forums forever as she/he needs medical help.


I would never run as this game is only a diversion to me and if i was forced to go to Iceland i would insist that all business was conducted in a hot spring with a couple of hot CCP employees at my side (do they even exist and i dont mean hot by neckbeard standards) and Hilmar serving me drinks as we talk.


Your turn and make it as serious as you like. CSM people might even read it and try to pander to the masses in an effort to win and finally feel good about themselves and have meaning to their lives.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-01 22:52:32 UTC
people with periods in their corp or alliance names should not post

mittens 2012~

~hi~
fuer0n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-02-01 22:52:51 UTC
you got my vote.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-02-01 22:56:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
i got 99 problems but the CSM aint one
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Zirse
Risktech Analytics
#5 - 2012-02-01 22:57:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Zirse
Karn Dulake wrote:
Mittans stick to ten ton hammer.



edit: you should have stuck with your iceburn.
Alexandra Delarge
The Korova
#6 - 2012-02-01 23:07:33 UTC
I would like to give little hats to people who are bitter.

/hands OP a hat
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-01 23:08:25 UTC
i get paid to write at tentonhammer, i laugh at your tryhard posts for free~

~hi~
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-02-01 23:10:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
The Mittani wrote:
i get paid to write at tentonhammer, i laugh at your tryhard posts for free~



Your Tentonhammer posts are great. just dont tell anyone i said so.

But as the CSM you exist only to be trolled, but im sure that you already know that


EDIT i laugh at your neckbeard but dont hold that against me.

EDIT i take that back. Spacejunkie is the man
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#9 - 2012-02-01 23:45:56 UTC
1. Goons permanently exiled from CSM positions
Tian Nu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-02-01 23:50:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Tian Nu
The Mittani wrote:
people with periods in their corp or alliance names should not post

mittens 2012~


ppl that lost there corp & aliance name cos phat dude farted shuld not be alowed to play EvE.
when you are that dumb shoot youre self in the leg do youre parents favor.

Tian 2012

Father O'Malley about Darius III begging for whelp: “Hows that working out for ya ? I make it 02:21 and all I see is you begging Riverini to get numbers and trying to recruit from the incursion public channel.”
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#11 - 2012-02-01 23:53:15 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
people with periods in their corp or alliance names should not post

mittens 2012~


Did I say you could post here?
Get back in your cage, tool.
Captain Torgo
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-02-02 00:02:23 UTC
Well, the OP has already discredited himself with his post. Nobody on the CSM nor CCP is going to take you seriously when you're calling for individuals to be banned or to throw a bone to major problems in the game just to shut the whiners up.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-02-02 00:04:17 UTC
Captain Torgo wrote:
Well, the OP has already discredited himself with his post. Nobody on the CSM nor CCP is going to take you seriously when you're calling for individuals to be banned or to throw a bone to major problems in the game just to shut the whiners up.



did you even read this you muppet. I have no intention of being part of this chicken **** operation
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#14 - 2012-02-02 00:07:09 UTC
Sure, I'll give it a shot.

1) I would start a campaign to test the limits of Icelandic alcohol consumption, and in the process subject CCP to the process of natural selection. Only the mightiest livers will survive, ensuring the future of the game.
2) I'd die in the process.

Remember, a vote for Akirei is a vote for [insert favorite alcoholic beverage here]!
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#15 - 2012-02-02 00:10:59 UTC
Posts freely given from the heart are the most precious though.

I would add battle hulks to the game, as well as Hilmar replacing Auru in the game. Have his face and voice.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#16 - 2012-02-02 00:16:30 UTC
Oh, and something about spaceships.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#17 - 2012-02-02 00:16:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Nova Fox
My first order of business is going to pretend this thread doesnt exist.

Also surpised there is no call to have me skinned.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-02-02 00:21:08 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
My first order of business is going to pretend this thread doesnt exist.

Also surpised there is no call to have me skinned.



We its better than that **** you posted
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#19 - 2012-02-02 00:40:59 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
people with periods in their corp or alliance names should not post

mittens 2012~


Neither should people with "Goon" in their Alliance/corp names.

Lyrrashae for CSM7 because...because...because **** them, that's whyBlink

Ni.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#20 - 2012-02-02 00:50:11 UTC
there is way too much hatred on these forums
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