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Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#161 - 2012-01-24 21:16:09 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:


P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do!

P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts?


What i wear when playing eve is up to me and my seat Big smile
Beside when you get drunk its easier to lift the skirt and **** in the bottle than undo a zipper or buttons : )


All of this is very true! Now though, it means we have a Brit adopting the Scottish tradition of skirts? Shocked One point for the Northern neighbors and something I never thought I'd see.
lee boots
Doomheim
#162 - 2012-01-25 11:20:09 UTC
Not true mate not true at all.
The scots wear kilts me i wear shirts,,, little miniskirts that allow freedom of movement :)
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#163 - 2012-01-25 20:26:53 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Not true mate not true at all.
The scots wear kilts me i wear shirts,,, little miniskirts that allow freedom of movement :)


Thanks for the clarification! Makes sense now and explains how you're so agile when destroying enemy ships. And not to mentions it makes them distracted/shocked/disturbed/excited which gives us the advantage. So once again, Lee Boots is making IT better, one mini skirt at a time!!

Lee Boots 2012
lee boots
Doomheim
#164 - 2012-01-26 11:25:56 UTC
2 new recruits joined yesterday and we have another joining today : )
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that we are giving a good home to the less well off
in EvE.

We dont hold your hand but we do push you in the right direction.
We dont give free hand outs but we do make sure you are not empty handed.
We do point you in the direction needed to lose ships and have fun Big smile
We do help you pay for your next battlecruiser.

All you need to bring is a willingness to be part of a fully formed and functional corp.
TS user
Be on comms have a giggle
lee boots
Doomheim
#165 - 2012-01-27 15:57:43 UTC
Todays bump is all about me.
I am 5 ft 10 inches.
I have mousy blonde hair but shave my head because washing hair and **** really sucks,
I about 14 stone ( about 190 lbs )
Stocky built,
GSOH,

I like playing online games... In womens clothing.

They call me lee boots.
What do they call you ?
lee boots
Doomheim
#166 - 2012-01-28 21:09:13 UTC
To day im going to try out my sniper tornado,
Im going to be shooting **** from over 200k away.
I feel nice and warm being this far away but yet close enough to share my warm loving ammo : )
lee boots
Doomheim
#167 - 2012-01-29 12:52:00 UTC
sniper tornado rocks. That is all....
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#168 - 2012-01-30 18:48:01 UTC
lee boots wrote:
sniper tornado rocks. That is all....


You should hear Lee giggling on TS while using this ship! It is worth joining just to hear it.

May I suggest bringing your space goggles or monocles to keep up with him though!!
lee boots
Doomheim
#169 - 2012-01-31 13:16:37 UTC
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
lee boots wrote:
sniper tornado rocks. That is all....


You should hear Lee giggling on TS while using this ship! It is worth joining just to hear it.

May I suggest bringing your space goggles or monocles to keep up with him though!!


The reason i was giggling was not just because of the tornadoWhat?
I was wearing this nice little lowcut number and the dog decides to lick my nuts Shocked
Is this wrong you ask ?
Yes it is Big smile But it keep you guys coming back to read what comes next : ))
lee boots
Doomheim
#170 - 2012-02-01 12:10:43 UTC
more new guys recruited into corp any every thing is rosey : )
Ans im not talking about my glasses : )
lee boots
Doomheim
#171 - 2012-02-01 12:12:08 UTC
bumped as the quck reply doesnt do it : P see we learn some thing new every day
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#172 - 2012-02-01 20:42:38 UTC
The quick reply doesn't bump it? Did not know that either! Quite unfortunately actually! It is like saying a reach around doesn't county..... This needs to be changed!!
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#173 - 2012-02-03 21:28:44 UTC
I have a double post?!?! No way!! Lee Boots is slacking off or not paying attention. I guess it must be he is spending so much time talking to new recruits while getting his balls licked (and in no specific order)/.

Come join IMPTECH channel to talk to us, it is a ton of fun.

Alright, back to harvesting moar tears in null sec.
lee boots
Doomheim
#174 - 2012-02-04 13:10:08 UTC
I was to busy watching my pith A-Type invulfield sell in jita : )
Easiest 2.3 bil i ever made..
Now if that statement dont make you want to join our channel you may as well check out our killboard weep alittle at what you are missing and then just move along to the next thread because you are way too boring to be in our corp anyways.
Thats it move along i dont want you here no more..

>>>> Crap CORPS wanting crap pilots that way please........>>>>>>>
lee boots
Doomheim
#175 - 2012-02-06 19:13:32 UTC
Just heard from some old friends from london : )
Will be going down there for a 40th birthday party.

This means lee boots will be drinking pints of scotch and coke.
Dancing like there is no tomorrow.
Having the kids tell me im showing them up.
The wife will want to divorce me,

But by the time the party comes round im sure they will all have forgiven me : ))
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#176 - 2012-02-06 21:26:25 UTC
lee boots wrote:
I was to busy watching my pith A-Type invulfield sell in jita : )
Easiest 2.3 bil i ever made..
Now if that statement dont make you want to join our channel you may as well check out our killboard weep alittle at what you are missing and then just move along to the next thread because you are way too boring to be in our corp anyways.
Thats it move along i dont want you here no more..

>>>> Crap CORPS wanting crap pilots that way please........>>>>>>>


Well said! Especially after Crucible release, we have been raking in those ISKies. You better join fast because when Lee Boots has a few extra billion ISK laying around, **** gets wild and you don't want to miss it!

So grab a Pint of Scotch and coke and come talk to us in IMPTECH.
lee boots
Doomheim
#177 - 2012-02-07 20:33:13 UTC
The only thing funnier than being in our corp is building snowmen and then ripping there heads off in a snowball fight with your kids Big smile
I dont mean your kids i mean mineWhat? seeing as i dont know your kids that would be kinda strangeWhat?
lee boots
Doomheim
#178 - 2012-02-09 17:43:25 UTC
Today is a great day.
Why ? you ask.
Wel im going to tell you why....

I climbed the mountain of unclimbaleness
I swam the river of unswimmableness
I did the thing of un thingableness
and came out with a smile on my face..

Good huh ?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#179 - 2012-02-09 23:15:15 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Today is a great day.
Why ? you ask.
Wel im going to tell you why....

I climbed the mountain of unclimbaleness
I swam the river of unswimmableness
I did the thing of un thingableness
and came out with a smile on my face..

Good huh ?


Did you take "that bag" out of my frig in the captains quarters? I can't find them and from the sounds of this I'd guess so! I guess no one respects post-its saying "DON'T NOT YOURS" do they?!?! Oh well, I'll go find more in IMPTECH...
lee boots
Doomheim
#180 - 2012-02-11 17:51:14 UTC
Seeing as "DONT" Was not about i thought i would try some Lol
I now notice that the mountain was my drive way and the river was a puddle of melted snowWhat?
What ever the thing was that i was doing i have no ideaOops

lee boots goes back to his beer bottle and rubs it waiting for the genie to pop out...