Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it?

Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?

Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with?

GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT!

That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.

Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we need you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to the few remaining NC alliances in Delve or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really).


Here's what we are looking for:

Requirements

• we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil SP
• Must be able to fly stealth bombers and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well)
• People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP.
• People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle.
• Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it.
• Seriously Zero Attitude.
• Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.
• No Corp jumpers
• Mic (more specifically a headset, if you use a mic like your singing karaoke you will be hazed into the ground)

We expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.

We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Valhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten.


Recommended

Pilots who are willing to betray their old corporations and alliances is always a plus, mainly just because its funny, it isn't really needed.

PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told.

Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles.


Here's what we have to offer

Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.

Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn.

Comms and all that technical stuff

A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"

A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it's pretty random.

As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the opportunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you are probably not going to be good enough and will get trolled out first.

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So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. This is in a way your first test, because we will ban your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there.

Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realize this we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else.

SniggWaffe helped liberate my inner African American.

ere m8's

come and join and get yer fill of tears

In addition to thick skin you will also need a flame retardant suit, and steel underpants designed to prevent butthurting.

=)

Feraless PVP noob wannabe's need not apply?

Really its just about ruining the other guy's day....................

Have to totally agree

BUM........p

Bump