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Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2012-01-27 15:03:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Zixie Draco
Substantia Nigra wrote:
Ummm, is there a CSM election or something coming up?

All these ppl I hardly ever heard of suddenly popping up in all the forums making pseudo-meaningful posts ... mostly directly or indirectly bignoting themselves. Decrying the state of our education system, kissing babies, cutting ribbons, and visiting old age homes too?



Confirming Skippermonkey does NOT kiss small boys in leather diapers.

...and that if voted in as Chairmonkey of EVE, will fix all the things.

Would you like a kitten?

Alexandra Delarge
The Korova
#22 - 2012-01-27 18:06:17 UTC
Asteroid belts need more protection imo. Smart bombs should also damage asteroids and leave a residual charge within the rock which is highly volatile.
Shriven89
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-01-28 09:41:53 UTC
What, so asteroids would randomly explode after a smartbomb run?

That sounds BRILLIANT. Brb gona smartbomb ALL THE BELTS IN EVE, so I can then watch as miners go up to mine them, and then they explode, killing them.

lol :3
Istyn
Freight Club
#24 - 2012-01-28 09:52:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Istyn
So, just in case anyone is interested in some of Overwatch's internal mails, which are quite funny.

Quote:
CTA...CTA...CTA
From: Nakashima Taiki
Sent: 2012.01.19 18:40
To: Overwatch.,

THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL PILOTS ARE RECALLED TO SCHEENS AS OF NOW.

We have less than 24 hours to get watchlists set, ships in order and tactics planned according to intel.  We will not be giving stupid kills to this wanna be griefer corp.  We will be showing them what real fighters can do.  Get all of your industrial operations that are not taking place inside the POS or stations done NOW.  We will be taking this fight to them, and will not be playing station games unless it is we who are camping them in.  I have taught you some foundational stuff, lets see how well you use it.  Zelots and Guardians will never go out without each other.  Remember if they have logi, kill it first.  We need intell on what they like to fly....I am guessing drakes....so that we can plan accordingly.  My goal is 0 losses.  DO NOT GET CAUGHT SLEEPING.  They will be looking for easy targets of oppertunity, not full on kickyourass fleets.  They will troll....our comms go silent NOW.  Put on your game faces....its showtime!

Nakashima Taiki
Destroyer of Worlds
Drinker of Tears


There's also this lovely spreadsheet where they're planning to take over Outer Ring (watch out SpaceMonkey's!), shoot a random POS they think is ours, and get most of our shiptypes shockingly wrong: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Avm7CexUeIq9dFVBb0RkRmZkVjBjU21xZnpsSkc3OXc&hl=en_US#gid=2

I've got to be honest, I have no idea what the heck the measurement validator thing or half of it is even trying to say. However, I can confirm that Shriven flies a 'both' tanked typhoon.
Shriven89
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-01-28 10:05:39 UTC
Both, ACTIVE tanked Phoon.

PH34R M3.
Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#26 - 2012-01-28 10:08:48 UTC
Came expecting good drama.

Left disappointed and pledging not to open a thread from the OP ever again.
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-01-28 14:09:16 UTC
This one time people shot other people in hisec under a wardec, and no one gave a **** as it was pretty much the most boring inconsequential event to anyone exept the 2 parties involved.


More lack of content at 9
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-01-28 15:17:41 UTC
Istyn wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
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edit2 - vote me for CSM and i'll fix all that is wrong with C&P... by nuking it from orbit


And stopping yourself posting rite.


I'm here, plus repping every TK dudes in this thread, because TK dudes are funny guys. Buttfscking random pubbies is what TK does, what GSF does, and what Bricksquad does.

Keep up the good work.
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-01-28 15:20:48 UTC
Also WTF is that google doc.

Empire pubbies as always What?
Jones Bones
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#30 - 2012-01-28 15:26:17 UTC
Your killboard puts noobships on the front board. That's about as far as I got.
Istyn
Freight Club
#31 - 2012-01-28 15:37:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Istyn
Jones Bones wrote:
Your killboard puts noobships on the front board. That's about as far as I got.


They get added with the pods. That and the shuttles like: http://www.tk.konstipation.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=966 (not api verified anymore because I moved servers while herping as I derped and accidentally'd everything, verified on evekill and BC afaik).

So ya, it does. Straight
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#32 - 2012-01-28 15:46:56 UTC
Came expecting something mildly entertaining, left hoping that English is the second language of those involved.

No good deed goes unpunished
Gary Bell
Therapy.
The Initiative.
#33 - 2012-01-28 16:40:59 UTC
Confirming Umm... No one cares at all...

THIS JUST IN! HIGHSEC PVP IS FOR PROS!

That is all
Zack Evans
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#34 - 2012-01-28 18:43:24 UTC
Come at me bro, I have a GIANT e-peen.
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2012-01-28 20:24:23 UTC
Gary Bell wrote:
Confirming Umm... No one cares at all...

THIS JUST IN! HIGHSEC PVP IS FOR PROS!

That is all


oOh do come at me my little brony! It will be great.

Would you like a kitten?

Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#36 - 2012-01-29 07:04:42 UTC
Is p-e-n-i-s tyme naow?

Ni.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#37 - 2012-01-29 09:49:10 UTC
Came expecting tears. Found only sandy vag. Clean it out. That is all.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2012-01-29 15:51:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Zixie Draco
Lyrrashae wrote:
Is p-e-n-i-s tyme naow?


...still voting for Skippermonkey Blink

edit: ...even though he's a terrible person for creating this thread..I still less than three him.

Would you like a kitten?

Princess Bride
SharkNado
#39 - 2012-01-29 16:02:43 UTC
Is there a single valid KM anywhere in the OP or the thread because I can't get a single one to work. Roll

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-01-30 00:12:11 UTC
Princess Bride wrote:
Is there a single valid KM anywhere in the OP or the thread because I can't get a single one to work. Roll

That would be the fault of this ****** website, and not the sites that the links point to

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
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