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CCPs Dirty Little Secret Exposed.

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T'Laar Bok
#1 - 2012-01-29 04:11:18 UTC
And this is it: http://imghostr.me/?v=yiFG0.jpg (43k) Secretly smuggled out of a so called "Hi Tech" Medical/Cloning Station just a few days ago.

I pay good Isk for my clones (150mil Isk in this case) and that's the best they can do?

I'm not sure what I was expecting but certainly something a little neater and professional than this dodgy ill fitted cap which for all I know the Tech thew his left over lunch in.

Is someone at CCP skimming off the top?
Is this an isolated incident or epidemic?

I demand an accounting!

Amphetimines are your friend.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/T'Laar_Bok
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-01-29 04:18:25 UTC
Are we roleplaying here? Hold on, let me get my latex suit on.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#3 - 2012-01-29 04:19:37 UTC
I'm almost positive he left his lunch in there
Alexa Coates
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-01-29 04:19:46 UTC
Karadion wrote:
Are we roleplaying here? Hold on, let me get my latex suit on.

It begins

That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter used by carriers.
Tres Farmer
Gallente Federation Intelligence Service
#5 - 2012-01-29 04:23:42 UTC
Alexa Coates wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Are we roleplaying here? Hold on, let me get my latex suit on.

It begins

Can I abstain?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-01-29 05:11:18 UTC
Tres Farmer wrote:
Alexa Coates wrote:
Karadion wrote:
Are we roleplaying here? Hold on, let me get my latex suit on.

It begins

Can I abstain?


NO! I prefer my PVC suit, with the lacing up the sides of the legs and the holes cut out of the chest

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Macks Artilius
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-01-29 05:57:08 UTC
I put on my robe and wizard's hat...
met worst
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-01-29 06:00:53 UTC
T'Laar Bok wrote:
And this is it: http://imghostr.me/?v=yiFG0.jpg (43k) Secretly smuggled out of a so called "Hi Tech" Medical/Cloning Station just a few days ago.

I pay good Isk for my clones (150mil Isk in this case) and that's the best they can do?

I'm not sure what I was expecting but certainly something a little neater and professional than this dodgy ill fitted cap which for all I know the Tech thew his left over lunch in.

Is someone at CCP skimming off the top?
Is this an isolated incident or epidemic?

I demand an accounting!


So the right-hand side of your face really IS the best side?

I thought you was just a Goon or sumtin smuggishly looking to the east.
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#9 - 2012-01-29 06:45:31 UTC
Great place to keep your smokes at.

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Xailia
Unsteady Corporation
#10 - 2012-01-29 07:08:24 UTC
Macks Artilius wrote:
I put on my robe and wizard's hat...


No! Now a flight suit and a cap full of electrodes I can get down with.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Botleten
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-01-29 07:43:12 UTC
Came here hoping this thread had a link to shocking pictures of Hilmar riding an endangered siberian tiger and doing a line of blow off a dominatrix's **** and getting jerked off by midgets dressed up as furries and umpalumpas...

...left disappointed.
Nel Gardier
Time Sync
#12 - 2012-01-29 08:28:44 UTC
Morganta wrote:
I'm almost positive he left his lunch in there
The OP wishes it was just lunch.
Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-01-29 09:00:32 UTC
At the very least I expected pictures of Hilmar eating an endangered animal he bought with development cash, left disappointed.

By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-01-29 10:06:00 UTC
Morganta wrote:


Backdoor Bandit, is that you ? Finally went for the Op ?

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#15 - 2012-01-29 10:30:03 UTC
That is just the implant hole.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-01-29 10:44:04 UTC
What am I meant to be looking at?
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-01-29 13:18:40 UTC
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
What am I meant to be looking at?


Take your damn goggles off and look at the thread, rather than the middle distance. Maybe you'll see it then.

Dodixie > Hek
Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#18 - 2012-01-29 13:27:09 UTC
You all walk into a tavern, there is a shifty looking character at the bar...
Do we, Talk to him?
Or
Ignore him and order drinks
Or
Undock, burn to 100, orbit and unleash hell.

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
T'Laar Bok
#19 - 2012-01-29 13:45:13 UTC
met worst wrote:
So the right-hand side of your face really IS the best side?


You got that right!

met worst wrote:
I thought you was just a Goon or sumtin smuggishly looking to the east.


How am I supposed to read text in chats/forums/etc if I'm not looking at it? Roll

Amphetimines are your friend.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/T'Laar_Bok
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-01-29 14:46:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr LaForge
I'll get my chains and handcuffs.

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