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Pirates Wear Goggles

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Jones Bones
Battle Toad Brigade
Ribbit.
#1 - 2012-01-28 15:18:06 UTC
Piracy in EVE

This man is not a pirate. Pirates wear goggles. I demand CCP add the necessary accessories to this picture to accurately portray the visage of the pirate. This is discrimination of the highest order.
Korg Tronix
Mole Station Nursery
#2 - 2012-01-28 15:39:17 UTC
I too believe Piracy is only achievable with the usage of goggles

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2012-01-28 16:13:17 UTC
Nonsense. I find it to be perfectly acceptable to pirate while wearing a monocle.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2012-01-28 16:55:30 UTC
shitposting in a bad thread

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Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-01-28 17:15:51 UTC
I fully endorse what Jones has to say
Mutnin
SQUIDS.
#6 - 2012-01-28 17:35:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Mutnin
Jones Bones wrote:
Piracy in EVE

This man is not a pirate. Pirates wear goggles. I demand CCP add the necessary accessories to this picture to accurately portray the visage of the pirate. This is discrimination of the highest order.


Yes but he is wearing Nexy Pants and a tank top we can't get. Also obvious troll arm tattoos. He is Pirate of higher wealth and greater access to the latest fashions, than most of us have. Hence his no need attitude toward wearing goggles that any scrub can buy. He is a trend setter.
Zack Evans
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#7 - 2012-01-28 18:37:04 UTC
sweet tats bro
Caldari Citizen 786478786
#8 - 2012-01-28 18:51:59 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
shitposting in a bad thread


Confirming that you are indeed a whiny *****.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#9 - 2012-01-28 19:01:47 UTC
Does it also work the other way: If you wear goggles, you're a pirate?

PS. Take a nap Lady; you might feel less trolltastic
Ahrieman
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#10 - 2012-01-28 20:41:02 UTC
He must workout

Solo Rifter since 2009
MrWhitei God
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-01-28 20:45:39 UTC
Jones Bones, posting truth
Korg Tronix
Mole Station Nursery
#12 - 2012-01-28 21:06:26 UTC
Ahrieman wrote:
He must workout



^^no longer a real pirate

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#13 - 2012-01-28 22:17:22 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Nonsense. I find it to be perfectly acceptable to pirate while wearing a monocle.


Confirmed...

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Snorri Leifsson
FiNTERPRISES
#14 - 2012-01-28 22:34:32 UTC
Arrrrg
A Lunchbox
Elysian Technologies Enclave
Fraternity.
#15 - 2012-01-28 23:42:05 UTC
Confirming shitpost about eyewear as a pirate with eyewear.
Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#16 - 2012-01-29 03:24:33 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Nonsense. I find it to be perfectly acceptable to pirate while wearing a monocle.


Confirmed...


Double-confirmed...

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RiskyFrisky
Halliburton Heavy Industries
#17 - 2012-01-29 03:33:04 UTC
Confirming griefers wear goggles too.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-01-29 07:19:34 UTC
I don't need to prove myself to you Evil

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Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Officer Nyota Uhura
#19 - 2012-01-29 08:29:49 UTC
May Jita traders and forum trolls also wear goggles?
cigarellos
#20 - 2012-01-29 22:59:50 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
May Jita traders and forum trolls also wear goggles?


Yes.
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