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Synergy Lotto: A scam story.

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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#121 - 2012-01-27 06:13:01 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Shukuzen Kiraa wrote:
Gre gore wrote:
I stopped reading around page 3.



Here is the TL:DR version

Synergy Lotto = Scam
Blink = Legit


Oh good. It's been properly summed up. Now can we stop beating this dead horse and stick it full of dynamite like a whale?


Hey, they thought that dynamite would be a gentle nudge to remind the whale it should be in the ocean. Who's to fault them for turning Oregon into the reenactment of Mana from Heaven, with Rotting Whale Meat starring as Mana.


Actually, that was a pretty fun video to watch. And they lovingly spoofed it in the Reno 911 movie. Ah, dynamite. What CAN'T you fix.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#122 - 2012-01-27 06:29:37 UTC  |  Edited by: RubyPorto
Bernie Nator wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Shukuzen Kiraa wrote:
Gre gore wrote:
I stopped reading around page 3.



Here is the TL:DR version

Synergy Lotto = Scam
Blink = Legit


Oh good. It's been properly summed up. Now can we stop beating this dead horse and stick it full of dynamite like a whale?


Hey, they thought that dynamite would be a gentle nudge to remind the whale it should be in the ocean. Who's to fault them for turning Oregon into the reenactment of Mana from Heaven, with Rotting Whale Meat starring as Mana.


Actually, that was a pretty fun video to watch. And they lovingly spoofed it in the Reno 911 movie. Ah, dynamite. What CAN'T you fix.


The roofs of those cars?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall of that Insurance agent's office. "You say you're roof got caved in by flying Blubber? How much have you had to drink today, sir?"

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#123 - 2012-01-27 06:37:47 UTC
Does insurance cover flying whale debris? How do you even attempt to cover that? Certainly not act of god... and who ever heard of fish insurance?
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#124 - 2012-01-27 07:25:22 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Does insurance cover flying whale debris? How do you even attempt to cover that? Certainly not act of god... and who ever heard of fish insurance?


Pretty sure the officer's dept would have covered the damages. For the most part, when an LEO fucks up (small time), the dept settles before anyone even starts looking to sue, since the LEO was probably working within their scope, and thus would be shielded personally anyway. It's like kicking in the wrong door to serve a warrant.

Speaking of knocking down doors, in College I had to clear the dorms when the Fire Alarm went off. The number of people who would still be in mid-screw while the alarm's screaming in their ear might surprise you (it's a lot). Sadly, I went to a dirty hippie school, so I didn't really *want* to see any of the chicks naked.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#125 - 2012-01-28 14:47:33 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
Does insurance cover flying whale debris? How do you even attempt to cover that? Certainly not act of god... and who ever heard of fish insurance?


Pretty sure the officer's dept would have covered the damages. For the most part, when an LEO fucks up (small time), the dept settles before anyone even starts looking to sue, since the LEO was probably working within their scope, and thus would be shielded personally anyway. It's like kicking in the wrong door to serve a warrant.

Speaking of knocking down doors, in College I had to clear the dorms when the Fire Alarm went off. The number of people who would still be in mid-screw while the alarm's screaming in their ear might surprise you (it's a lot). Sadly, I went to a dirty hippie school, so I didn't really *want* to see any of the chicks naked.


FINALLY this thread has gotten back on topic :)
Zack Evans
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#126 - 2012-01-28 18:27:19 UTC
The topic itself is QUITE lame, but the amount of research/detective work put into it blows me away, good ****.