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MET WORST IS STANDING FOR CSM 8
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met worst
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-01-28 10:02:47 UTC
No platform. No policies. NFI.

I hate nullseccers.

I hate Mittens

I hate highseccers.

I hate Millia.

I hate voting.

I hate politics.

I hate snow.

Everybody hates me.

A vote for me is a vote for absolutely nothing so do not waste it here.

100m to whoever can come up with a witty party name for my campaign.

Written and Authorised by Met Worst.
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-01-28 10:16:42 UTC
posting in typical highsec CSM candidate thread
met worst
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-01-28 10:18:53 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
posting in typical highsec CSM candidate thread

NO. Remove it. Edit it. Make it blank ffs.

Some people. Roll
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-01-28 10:23:51 UTC
nobody's going to vote for a candidate in an NPC corp

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
met worst
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-01-28 10:27:55 UTC
Andski wrote:
nobody's going to vote for a candidate in an NPC corp

Seriously?

Few hundred isk would make me popular and all?

Why did I not think of that?

Thx bud Blink
met worst
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-01-28 10:50:31 UTC
Andski wrote:
nobody's going to vote for a candidate in an NPC corp

OK. All legitimized etc.

Should be able to say "this is my main" and "I'm not NPC" in about 30 minutes.

ohhhh I feel sooooo professional \o/
met worst
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-01-28 10:53:31 UTC
You know, I just had a thought.

What if I spend a few of my many billions and buy a char with a long standing track record of multiple kills, 0.0 experience and lots of cred.

I could call it my main and talk all kinds of dirty talk like a BOSS. Shocked

Waddya think? Would that help me win a seat?
Aineko Macx
#8 - 2012-01-28 15:51:08 UTC
Velicitia
XS Tech
#9 - 2012-01-29 14:01:29 UTC
CSM8 huh?

Yeah, I suppose it'll take you a year to get a constituency...

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-01-29 16:59:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Pavel Bidermann
met worst wrote:
You know, I just had a thought.

What if I spend a few of my many billions and buy a char with a long standing track record of multiple kills, 0.0 experience and lots of cred.

I could call it my main and talk all kinds of dirty talk like a BOSS. Shocked

Waddya think? Would that help me win a seat?


See? Now you get it! EVE is populated by players who have built a community that finally makes the XBox360 online "community" look like it might not be too bad.

It's like real politics. Just make word sounds that the masses respond to, put up a front that says I can do things even though you have no idea what those things are. Buying a pilot is a good start. If Mittens and company have taught EVE CSM candidates anything, its that you don't have to actually do anything to claim victory. Just latch on to the work of others, get in a video op and start shouting about how awesome you are. The last part is important because it won't be obvious to anybody else either.

Then push for changes that only benefit your alliance and break everything else. This can only be done because CCP doesn't play EVE either. Then....
PROFIT!!!!!!

Welcome to EVE.

Oh. Don't forget to buy enough votes. That's pretty important. Null sec have shown that this can quickly be achieved through the heavy use of bots. Which are fine in null, but a different story if they're used anywher else.
met worst
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-01-29 20:28:23 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
CSM8 huh?

Yeah, I suppose it'll take you a year to get a constituency...

Dang. I meant CSM 9.

I don't want to have to do any work for at least 2 years.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#12 - 2012-01-29 20:49:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Pavel Bidermann wrote:
If Mittens and company have taught EVE CSM candidates anything, its that you don't have to actually do anything to claim victory. Just latch on to the work of others, get in a video op and start shouting about how awesome you are. The last part is important because it won't be obvious to anybody else either

Mittens, our Dear Leader and Glorious Overlord works tirelessly to bring us lots of tears, ~good fights~, explosions, rifters, bubbles and killmails. A wave of his hand and the forces of ~elite PvP~ show up to hand us items 1,2,3 and 6 of the above list.

Don't try and imply he doesn't do anything. Mittens for CSM !

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-01-30 03:32:21 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Pavel Bidermann wrote:
If Mittens and company have taught EVE CSM candidates anything, its that you don't have to actually do anything to claim victory. Just latch on to the work of others, get in a video op and start shouting about how awesome you are. The last part is important because it won't be obvious to anybody else either

Mittens, our Dear Leader and Glorious Overlord works tirelessly to bring us lots of tears, ~good fights~, explosions, rifters, bubbles and killmails. A wave of his hand and the forces of ~elite PvP~ show up to hand us items 1,2,3 and 6 of the above list.

Don't try and imply he doesn't do anything. Mittens for CSM !


He doesn't know how to do anything else. Seems that dear leader only knows pew-pew. This is only in the event the other ship has no weapons. It's that or structure grind. As for the rest of EVE, it seems he hasn't much of a clue.

"Lets mess with WH space 'cause I'm not sure what that is! And that faction thing too!That's in middle security,right? What is this 'market' you keep talking about?"

Mittens.....P
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-01-30 16:59:25 UTC
Pavel Bidermann wrote:
met worst wrote:
You know, I just had a thought.

What if I spend a few of my many billions and buy a char with a long standing track record of multiple kills, 0.0 experience and lots of cred.

I could call it my main and talk all kinds of dirty talk like a BOSS. Shocked

Waddya think? Would that help me win a seat?


See? Now you get it! EVE is populated by players who have built a community that finally makes the XBox360 online "community" look like it might not be too bad.

It's like real politics. Just make word sounds that the masses respond to, put up a front that says I can do things even though you have no idea what those things are. Buying a pilot is a good start. If Mittens and company have taught EVE CSM candidates anything, its that you don't have to actually do anything to claim victory. Just latch on to the work of others, get in a video op and start shouting about how awesome you are. The last part is important because it won't be obvious to anybody else either.

Then push for changes that only benefit your alliance and break everything else. This can only be done because CCP doesn't play EVE either. Then....
PROFIT!!!!!!

Welcome to EVE.

Oh. Don't forget to buy enough votes. That's pretty important. Null sec have shown that this can quickly be achieved through the heavy use of bots. Which are fine in null, but a different story if they're used anywher else.


I have a solution for all your problems and the path to victory for you, OP: Just contact The MIttani, and offer him huge sums of RL money to sell you his character.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-01-30 19:18:29 UTC


I have a solution for all your problems and the path to victory for you, OP: Just contact The MIttani, and offer him huge sums of RL money to sell you his character.[/quote]

You know, that would work. Except that you would just be getting scammed. Otherwise it would work.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#16 - 2012-01-31 01:44:08 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
CSM8 huh?

Yeah, I suppose it'll take you a year to get a constituency...


It takes a year to grow her hair back not grow a constituency.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#17 - 2012-02-01 20:29:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Hans Jagerblitzen
Should we point out that this is actually campaign season for CSM 7??

Or maybe thats the new strategy these days....start a year ahead of time Lol

Edit - i should not be so quick to post next time. Derp.

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#18 - 2012-02-01 22:56:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Pavel Bidermann wrote:
Seems that dear leader only knows pew-pew. This is only in the event the other ship has no weapons. It's that or structure grind.
I am pretty sure he was on an actual op (a week ago?) and his ship did not have weapons on it. It was very encouraging. Of course we brought plenty of weapons, which as the killmails should suggest were, I think 1200mm artillery?

That said, the most recent POS shoot/bash was brought to you by a joint production between CCP "timers in action" and WN. "Dek by Febuary".

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?