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Ever seen a WOMAN? A Girl? (Unserious post)
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#21 - 2012-01-24 14:25:34 UTC
Iskawa Zebrut wrote:
Call me crazy, but I think my roommate is one. Shocked They have a collection of fluffy toy animal thingies, absolutely love icecream and whine at me all the time. Those are the signs, right? More importantly, how do I cure this poor person of this outlandish behaviour! (Except the icecream part, that's alright, I think.)


Lift right arm until hand is above shoulder and elbow is positioned at 90 d. Keep hand open with palm forward. Retract the arm 3 inches back and then go in a fast forward sweeping motion. Make sure hand connects with the face of the afflicted and follow through with swing. If procedure is done correctly then the problem should subside for a while.

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Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-01-24 14:35:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Zagam
Alpheias wrote:
Zagam wrote:


I have to say... one major perk of being married is that its MUCH easier to see real boobs. I don't even have to pay for dinner (just for the mortgage... Ugh)


And how has the view for you changed over the years, since you two married?


The view is still nice, but I don't get to see it as often, as nursing school sucks up a LOT of my time.

Iskawa Zebrut wrote:
Call me crazy, but I think my roommate is one. Shocked They have a collection of fluffy toy animal thingies, absolutely love icecream and whine at me all the time. Those are the signs, right? More importantly, how do I cure this poor person of this outlandish behaviour! (Except the icecream part, that's alright, I think.)


If your roommate has boobs, and lacks a wang, then they are actually female, and therefore efforts should be made to seduce them (if they are hot). If your roommate lacks boobs and has a wang, arrange for the local **** to have her way with them, in the hopes that manhood can be restored. If your roommate has moobs, or has boobs AND a wang... you're screwed, and well... make sure to keep your roommate away from your area.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#23 - 2012-01-24 16:51:02 UTC
Bleh.

Any one of us could be a disembodied brain in a jar hooked up to the internet for all we know.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#24 - 2012-01-24 18:05:46 UTC
Zagam wrote:
F'lix wrote:
One night me and my girlfriend, my buddy, and other girls loosely affiliated with some of my nerdier (palest people I ever met) friends went to a movie. Sort of like a friend of a friend of a friend arrangement get-together...

During the discussion afterwards... well it was plain embarrassing. Some of these kids had played so much LoL and WoW that this was their first time actually going to a social event with women in... lets say "a long time." They literally could not function in the presence of real boobs. I am still in shock and awe at this... And I thought I was a nerd, but holy jibberish, chest-staring Batman, these guys took the cake.

Never again...



I have to say... one major perk of being married is that its MUCH easier to see real boobs. I don't even have to pay for dinner (just for the mortgage... Ugh)


My girlfriend is a student and thus I still have to pay for dinners, and that makes it really easy to see real boobs Big smile.

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Barakkus
#25 - 2012-01-25 20:50:12 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?


I wish mine didn't, I'm constantly cleaning my kitchen now :(

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
Valei Khurelem
#26 - 2012-01-25 20:55:31 UTC
You guys will love this :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE840i2uynw

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-01-25 21:03:45 UTC
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?


I wish mine didn't, I'm constantly cleaning my kitchen now :(


You need a better one apparently P

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-01-25 21:53:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
F'lix wrote:
My girlfriend is a student and thus I still have to pay for dinners, and that makes it really easy to see real boobs Big smile.

^ ^ This situations is what's called The Best of All Possible Worlds. Boobs and no mortgage. Unfortunately, if the situation is too good, it usually leads to The Uncontrollable Nesting Impulse. Then it's boobs and a mortgage, and etc. etc. Smile
"A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#29 - 2012-01-25 22:12:15 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
F'lix wrote:
My girlfriend is a student and thus I still have to pay for dinners, and that makes it really easy to see real boobs Big smile.

^ ^ This situations is what's called The Best of All Possible Worlds. Boobs and no mortgage. Unfortunately, if the situation is too good, it usually leads to The Uncontrollable Nesting Impulse. Then it's boobs and a mortgage, and etc. etc. Smile
"A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor




Which reminds me of the old saying:

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Lol

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-01-26 00:55:39 UTC
Ha ha! Or as they say in Brazil, "It's a library. Check the books out, don't buy them!"
Selinate
#31 - 2012-01-26 03:11:17 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Ha ha! Or as they say in Brazil, "It's a library. Check the books out, don't buy them!"



First read as: "Check the boobs out", and completely agreed there for a second.

Now disappointed.
F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#32 - 2012-01-26 18:42:08 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Ha ha! Or as they say in Brazil, "It's a library. Check the books out, don't buy them!"



First read as: "Check the boobs out", and completely agreed there for a second.

Now disappointed.


I also did this, but I am not disappointed. If fact, it made me chuckle. +1.

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Barakkus
#33 - 2012-01-26 20:54:00 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?


I wish mine didn't, I'm constantly cleaning my kitchen now :(


You need a better one apparently P


I tried some other ones, but none of them would put up with my obsession with gaming, and usually more useless about being clean than this one.

It's funny, I've found women are worse than men about being tidy, and yet they all ***** about it. Just about every woman I've dated has a bedroom that looks like a tornado hit it and papers just EVERYWHERE...

...I'm one of those obsessively clean people though, except I don't dust often :(

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#34 - 2012-01-27 18:20:17 UTC
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?


I wish mine didn't, I'm constantly cleaning my kitchen now :(


You need a better one apparently P


I tried some other ones, but none of them would put up with my obsession with gaming, and usually more useless about being clean than this one.

It's funny, I've found women are worse than men about being tidy, and yet they all ***** about it. Just about every woman I've dated has a bedroom that looks like a tornado hit it and papers just EVERYWHERE...

...I'm one of those obsessively clean people though, except I don't dust often :(


They all do that. The whole tornado-room. But every girl I know who lives alone/with roommates have IMPOSSIBLY clean kitchens.

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Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-01-27 20:07:19 UTC
F'lix wrote:
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Barakkus wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?


I wish mine didn't, I'm constantly cleaning my kitchen now :(


You need a better one apparently P


I tried some other ones, but none of them would put up with my obsession with gaming, and usually more useless about being clean than this one.

It's funny, I've found women are worse than men about being tidy, and yet they all ***** about it. Just about every woman I've dated has a bedroom that looks like a tornado hit it and papers just EVERYWHERE...

...I'm one of those obsessively clean people though, except I don't dust often :(


They all do that. The whole tornado-room. But every girl I know who lives alone/with roommates have IMPOSSIBLY clean kitchens.

I actually suggested to my wife that we should just start eating off the counter, since it would save money in the long run since we'd never have to clean anything other than utensils.

She didn't find it amusing.
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