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TUBERFIELD - Never Forget

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Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2011-09-17 03:15:49 UTC
Well all I know is when i get back to 0.0 I will once again name one of my corp POS's "John turbefield" in your honour.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.

Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#42 - 2011-09-17 04:02:14 UTC
HAIL!!!!!

/me prostrates myself before his idol

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#43 - 2011-09-17 05:00:48 UTC
+TURBOFIELD+
The Reckoning

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Farriz
Nth Dimension
#44 - 2011-09-17 06:20:01 UTC
I hereby pledge my allegiance to the almighty Turbefield !!!!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#45 - 2011-09-17 08:22:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Hi, posting to tell that I was in a John Turbefield thread and nobody double-billed me for it. Cool

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Pr1ncess Alia
Doomheim
#46 - 2011-09-17 08:32:40 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:


23-8-5-14 4-15-5-19 20-8-5 18-5-22-15-12-21-20-9-15-14 19-20-1-18-20 ?

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

20-21-18-2-15-6-9-5-12-4 6-15-18 3-5-15!!!!
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2011-09-17 08:45:37 UTC
Roll

Guys, this seems to be getting way out of hand.

I mean yesterday someone in Local compared Turbefield to God.

Now, don't get me wrong, I think the guy is p cool and all but - he's just not John Turbefield.
Trebor Daehdoow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2011-09-17 11:23:39 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:
['m a fairly large person, so probably not unless I start hitting up the gym quite hard.

Compared to Pétur (Xhagen), you're a hobbit.

Quote:
Unified Turbefield Theory states that you can exist in two opposing states simultaneously in a way that no normal human ever could, kind of like Schrödinger's cat.

I can confirm that John exists in a perpetual superposition of the "appearing to work" and "not actually working" states. No amount of observation -- even by his boss -- will collapse the superposition.

Private Citizen • CSM in recovery

Joe Skellington
Sarz'na Khumatari
#49 - 2011-09-17 13:29:17 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:
It's Turbefield! Misspelling of my surname is something I've battled with all my life, unsurprisingly.

Anyway, many thanks for the undeserved attention. I love you all too. Come to fanfest, have some drinks.



Wooo! Hey man, keep up the good fight.

Please note that ASCII art is not permitted in the forum signatures. Spitfire

Queue K'Umber
Lucky Golden Emperor's Jade Phoenix Dragon Bistro
#50 - 2011-09-17 14:03:15 UTC
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
Roll

Guys, this seems to be getting way out of hand.

I mean yesterday someone in Local compared Turbefield to God.

Now, don't get me wrong, I think the guy is p cool and all but - he's just not John Turbefield.


I see what you did there.

Is there not a Judas Priest song about Mr. TurboLover?
There almost certainly is because I can hear it playing over the Chinese pop music normally extant in my mind.
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#51 - 2011-09-17 14:51:45 UTC
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
Roll

Guys, this seems to be getting way out of hand.

I mean yesterday someone in Local compared Turbefield to God.

Now, don't get me wrong, I think the guy is p cool and all but - he's just not John Turbefield.



Do not blaspheme the great Turbo.

Give the word, mighty one, and we shall help you take your rightful place atop CCP and mold Eve into the pure, videogame nirvanna you foresee.

No good deed goes unpunished

daddys helper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2011-09-17 15:14:45 UTC
CCP Wrangler wrote:
Since I was Diagora's flatmate for almost a year it must mean I'm great too! P


the people have spoken

and it seems they disagree with your assessment
CCP Wrangler
#53 - 2011-09-17 23:31:17 UTC
daddys helper wrote:
CCP Wrangler wrote:
Since I was Diagora's flatmate for almost a year it must mean I'm great too! P


the people have spoken

and it seems they disagree with your assessment
John said I was ok, which is good enough. PLol

Wrangler Community Team Manager - Community Arch Wizard

Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. - Winston Churchill

Umad Bro Questionmark
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#54 - 2011-09-17 23:55:10 UTC
CCP Wrangler wrote:

John said I was ok, which is good enough. PLol


I SWEAR that's what she said..

[b] (\ /)  (º .º)   ♥    ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ[/b] c(”)(”) **_Crack bunny - will **Like for drugs ([u]because its e-peen is already big enough[/u]). _

Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#55 - 2011-09-18 06:54:33 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:
CCP Wrangler wrote:
Since I was Diagora's flatmate for almost a year it must mean I'm great too! P


You're ok.



Such praise, you sir both a lucky man and a cursed one. For who can live up to such great acclaim! To be viewed as "ok" by the great Turbefield must be a cathartic moment indeed...

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#56 - 2011-09-18 06:58:28 UTC
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
CCP Diagoras wrote:
['m a fairly large person, so probably not unless I start hitting up the gym quite hard.

Compared to Pétur (Xhagen), you're a hobbit.

Quote:
Unified Turbefield Theory states that you can exist in two opposing states simultaneously in a way that no normal human ever could, kind of like Schrödinger's cat.

I can confirm that John exists in a perpetual superposition of the "appearing to work" and "not actually working" states. No amount of observation -- even by his boss -- will collapse the superposition.



Does this mean we could slather his backside in butter and throw him off a building and watch him defy gravity?


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#57 - 2011-09-18 07:20:32 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
CCP Diagoras wrote:
['m a fairly large person, so probably not unless I start hitting up the gym quite hard.

Compared to Pétur (Xhagen), you're a hobbit.

Quote:
Unified Turbefield Theory states that you can exist in two opposing states simultaneously in a way that no normal human ever could, kind of like Schrödinger's cat.

I can confirm that John exists in a perpetual superposition of the "appearing to work" and "not actually working" states. No amount of observation -- even by his boss -- will collapse the superposition.



Does this mean we could slather his backside in butter and throw him off a building and watch him defy gravity?




Noes. He's the man which, jumping out a building, the whole universe will move gently upwards until the ground reaches his feet.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

KFenn
State War Academy
Caldari State
#58 - 2011-09-18 10:49:47 UTC
Johnny Turbo for president.

Commanding Officer of the Treacle Tart Brigade

Bengal Bob
Slymsloot Enterprises
#59 - 2011-09-18 10:57:44 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:
SilentSkills wrote:
CCP Diagoras wrote:
It's Turbefield! Misspelling of my surname is something I've battled with all my life, unsurprisingly.

Anyway, many thanks for the undeserved attention. I love you all too. Come to fanfest, have some drinks.


expect and prepare to be carried a lot


I'm a fairly large person, so probably not unless I start hitting up the gym quite hard.



Many hands make light work.
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