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Sliezback
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-01-24 13:47:25 UTC


an NPC corporation and am looking for a way to get more LOLZ!.


Please assist.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#2 - 2012-01-24 13:48:17 UTC
I am sorry to inform you that there has been no LOLZ as of yet.
Terrolph Trick
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-01-24 13:48:58 UTC
Join a nice player owned corporation ASAP and you will get some.
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-01-24 13:50:07 UTC
Very much what Boobies said.
Tore Vest
#5 - 2012-01-24 13:51:44 UTC
You got me... Lol
+1

No troll.
Cryten Jones
Advantage Inc
#6 - 2012-01-24 13:57:16 UTC
+1 for the giggle
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-24 14:01:34 UTC
find a corp that will accept you

gain their trust for a while, then either empty out their corporate hangar, or kill a mission runner in space

rinse and repeat

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
seany1212
M Y S T
#8 - 2012-01-24 14:05:11 UTC
For the low low price of 250million isk I can give you all the LOLZ you can get in an NPC corp Cool





INB4TL
Jafit McJafitson
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-01-24 14:33:30 UTC
Buy thrasher/catalyst, suicide gank miners.

Take a velator to the drone regions, steal millions of isk in plush compound from the battleship rat wrecks as the owners flee b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶s̶ because they think you're a scout for a larger force

Scam people in Jita local. It works

Give terrible advice to the pubbies in your newbie corp, tell them about how FoF missiles are amazing if you train them up to level 5.

buy a cheap ship and some probes, go on a wormhole adventure, make your very own rooks and kings style video about how big your epeen is

Or you could just do what everyone else in newbie corps do, shoot the same red crosses in perfect safety until you one day lose your officer fit Tengu and ragequit the game.
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#10 - 2012-01-24 14:39:38 UTC
Would a ban for spam assist in your LOLZ? It could be in your future if there are any more spam threads.

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