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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2017-06-20 17:35:18 UTC
Full Auto Eve
What a strange thing to be near a hack in progress with no gear.
Guilty; The S.S. Ghost Wolf’s jump drive navigation only had coordinates for some Titans.
Gates where piloted by Drone Navigators. A special class the Ephesianos familial plots populated.
Matter used to operate jump drives in Eve were lateral and their activation took 3 points of location.
Downgrading the drives to 2 points disabled auto turret tracking speeds to 0.
-Ottout
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2017-06-20 17:36:12 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Full Auto Eve
What a strange thing to be near a hack in progress with no gear.
Guilty; The S.S. Ghost Wolf’s jump drive navigation only had coordinates for some Titans.
Gates where piloted by Drone Navigators. A special class the Ephesianos familial plots populated.
Matter used to operate jump drives in Eve were lateral and their activation took 3 points of location.
Downgrading the drives to 2 points disabled auto turret tracking speeds to 0.
-Ottout


Oh God. He's back.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2017-06-20 17:43:49 UTC
Maria Daphiti wrote:
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Full Auto Eve
What a strange thing to be near a hack in progress with no gear.
Guilty; The S.S. Ghost Wolf’s jump drive navigation only had coordinates for some Titans.
Gates where piloted by Drone Navigators. A special class the Ephesianos familial plots populated.
Matter used to operate jump drives in Eve were lateral and their activation took 3 points of location.
Downgrading the drives to 2 points disabled auto turret tracking speeds to 0.
-Ottout


Oh God. He's back.


He got a brevity upgrade, though!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#4 - 2017-06-20 18:13:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Full Auto Eve
What a strange thing to be near a hack in progress with no gear.
Guilty; The S.S. Ghost Wolf’s jump drive navigation only had coordinates for some Titans.
Gates where piloted by Drone Navigators. A special class the Ephesianos familial plots populated.
Matter used to operate jump drives in Eve were lateral and their activation took 3 points of location.
Downgrading the drives to 2 points disabled auto turret tracking speeds to 0.
-Ottout

So, did you actually get the guy you dropped on (judging by your kill records thats unlikely. If I see ya on the militia channel I'll give you a better breacher fit though, that last one was....... something.)? I'm honestly kinda' suprised someone in Minmil has the black ops/titan to do it. Then again you could just be probing out people so theres that. I would honestly believe that would be more viable than a hot drop proper.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#5 - 2017-06-20 18:17:36 UTC
Quick, everyone run to the new IGS to escape!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2017-06-20 18:21:04 UTC
Is that already up?
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2017-06-20 18:29:20 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#8 - 2017-06-20 18:56:11 UTC
These forums are for losers.
I AM WARNING YOU!
Trash talk is for miners.
I just wanted to hit them with my sword.
It is push button to talk.
I am going to do the highway man's homework.
A D he will get.
A D' because he will still have to
LEAVE HEAR...
-e
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#9 - 2017-06-20 19:26:06 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Yeah, it is.


... well ****. I had high hopes that this place would remain the bedrock of quality. Someone took that as a challenge, apparently.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-06-20 19:44:40 UTC
I spent five minutes on it and now I want to kill myself.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2017-06-20 19:48:24 UTC
It could be a lot worse. Its definitely going to take some getting used to. Also, Thanks Aria!
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2017-06-20 22:44:10 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
It could be a lot worse. Its definitely going to take some getting used to. Also, Thanks Aria!


My pleasure. Sort of?

It has a lot of emojis.
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#13 - 2017-06-20 22:53:11 UTC
Sod the emojis. Since this new board seems geared towards shiptoasting, I'm going to communicate entirely through terrible animated images. That place will get the content it deserves.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#14 - 2017-06-20 23:14:01 UTC
I can only imagine...

"The Empress has died, lets have a vow of silence. :dancingrainbowbird3:"

Or

"Heth has been found 'not guilty' of all charges. :purpleheart: :knife: :eagle: :shockedface:

Well, this isnt going to have anything bad come of it....
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#15 - 2017-06-21 19:21:49 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
I can only imagine...

"The Empress has died, lets have a vow of silence. :dancingrainbowbird3:"

Or

"Heth has been found 'not guilty' of all charges. :purpleheart: :knife: :eagle: :shockedface:

Well, this isnt going to have anything bad come of it....


No;

The empress isn't dead, she is Afterlife.

-ottout
Yarosara Ruil
#16 - 2017-06-23 07:18:35 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
These forums are for losers.
I AM WARNING YOU!
Trash talk is for miners.
I just wanted to hit them with my sword.
It is push button to talk.
I am going to do the highway man's homework.
A D he will get.
A D' because he will still have to
LEAVE HEAR...
-e


When I'm done with you, you will be a sobbing wreck in a corner.

I. Will. Break. You.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2017-06-23 07:31:26 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
These forums are for losers.
I AM WARNING YOU!
Trash talk is for miners.
I just wanted to hit them with my sword.
It is push button to talk.
I am going to do the highway man's homework.
A D he will get.
A D' because he will still have to
LEAVE HEAR...
-e


By yourself, you are just about as threatening as a shuttle with engines off.

Also, having looked at your Breacher fit, I felt, and am still feeling, this urge to find and throttle you and feed you to the sharks.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#18 - 2017-07-03 02:04:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
Your laments are duly noted.

Laments because you are within secure space.

The mechanics to facilitate your happiness have been implemented.

Faction Warfare is the perfect tool to drive the Amarr Empire into low security space.

It isn't even hard. You just plug along and keep some reinforcements in the mining fields.

Once the sec. status is low enough we will be able to fist fight or break each other off to our hearts content.

Also, feeding me to the sharks?

There are sharks in space.

Being a capsuleer is like swimming with sharks all the time.

Celestial organs are not afraid of sharks.

Their influences are as bad as a shark bite or worse, considering the time it takes for those primal forces to coalesce.

Ask yourself how or why a planet revolving around a sun is statistically proven to be more likely to be hit by a solar flare than the solar flare hitting nothing.

-.^

-ottout
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2017-07-03 03:20:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Your laments are duly noted.

Laments because you are within secure space.

The mechanics to facilitate your happiness have been implemented.

Faction Warfare is the perfect tool to drive the Amarr Empire into low security space.

It isn't even hard. You just plug along and keep some reinforcements in the mining fields.

Once the sec. status is low enough we will be able to fist fight or break each other off to our hearts content.

Also, feeding me to the sharks?

There are sharks in space.

Being a capsuleer is like swimming with sharks all the time.

Celestial organs are not afraid of sharks.

Their influences are as bad as a shark bite or worse, considering the time it takes for those primal forces to coalesce.

Ask yourself how or why a planet revolving around a sun is statistically proven to be more likely to be hit by a solar flare than the solar flare hitting nothing.

-.^

-ottout


Oh, I meant dragging you right out of your pod, take you all the way down to Pator, onto the Coricia archipelago, put you on a boat, sail right out into shark-infested waters, then stab you in the gut and throw you overboard.

Your Breacher fitting is an insult to the hull and you deserve to be eaten by literal sharks for that.

Also, I live in lowsec, you ninny!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#20 - 2017-07-03 03:36:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
I am

NOT A NINNY!!

You will regret those words when the powers that be relinquish their hold on their ignorance and evolve into assets for our world.

Then I will switch between making you buy combat clones and pod pilots both station side and planet wide.

I will drop those artifacts known as Titans down onto your picnic basket heads until the TICs make you go away.

Then, after you are beleaguered to hole; I will taunt you from a mining site where an oil rig is your horizon and my drill bit your only star.

After I have opened your world with a hydraulic escalator the size of which a leviathan might crawl upon; I will make you go to etiquette school, learn social dynamics and study earth sciences or biology so you are intelligent enough to do battle with.

Years after these classes are forced upon you, and you feel as though I am your father or big brother or something heart felt and warming: I will kill you with this simple minded and archaic shark attack the very way in which you described.

This is because I neglected your history classes on purpose;

That I might tell myself a joke in the future.

Because I am more funny than you.

-ottout
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