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Should i Pod my dog?

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Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2017-06-19 11:41:04 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.

Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

ISD Stall
ISD STAR
#42 - 2017-06-19 11:48:28 UTC
Mark Marconi wrote:
Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile


Don't tell my Cat that!
Eternus8lux8lucis
Duckzer Mining Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
#43 - 2017-06-19 12:03:45 UTC
Mark Marconi wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.

Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile

Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?!Shocked

Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"Twisted

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#44 - 2017-06-19 15:59:46 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Mark Marconi wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.

Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile

Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?!Shocked

Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"Twisted
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Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2017-06-19 22:14:11 UTC
ISD Stall wrote:
Mark Marconi wrote:
Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile


Don't tell my Cat that!

No need to tell your cat, it already knows Lol

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#46 - 2017-06-20 02:59:47 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Mark Marconi wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.

Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile

Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?!Shocked

Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"Twisted


Nah. Dead things at your door just means, "You are **** at hunting! Eat these, you sorry excuse of a hunter-gatherer!"

If you worship the cats, the cats will put you on the fast track to heaven when you die. It's not a Christian heaven though, so bring a pitchfork. There's gonna be fields of wheat as far as your eyes can see and it's all yours but you are gonna have to work it yourself.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#47 - 2017-06-20 04:45:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!

OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing.
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2017-06-20 15:55:24 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!

OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing.

More likely to be "accidentally" knocked off the bookshelf onto the floor by the cat.

So the dog, now a member of Code, can once again claim its position as an elite PvPer by destroying even more defenseless ships.

This way the cat looks innocent but still picks up the assist.

Evil

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

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