Crime & Punishment

I see the pedophile angsty teen is trying to be relevant again.

Being you seem to be a gutless coward in RL as well as EVE one wonders why you play this game.

Let me guess........leather chafes your skin too much?

I had no idea people used the forums.

Post on reddit and see what they think of your posting.

You seem to be in the wrong game, snowflake.

Star Trek Online is over there.

Man are those gankers born rude n salty.


Keep triggering those petals Vlad.

Day 4 Operation Report

Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation



Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 486 / -297

Project.Mahyem. 530 / 306/ -224

Snuffed Out 301 / 250 / -51

Pen Is Out 286 / 241 / -45

Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -320

Total Estimated ISK (1) saved at gate: $23,463,000

Total Estimated ISK (1) NOT on Trifecta's KB: $25,280,000 If this were a fleet fight, so far, it would be the equivalent of losing a blingy T3 to destroy a Nyx being built in an old school POS. EASILY a fair exchange!


*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate. Also, as you can see, the Operation is having an effect on their actions in the entire system as the number of combined reduced kills are great then the kills prevented at the gate.

(1) Methodology- Added up all kills on gate each day, subtracting the single highest kill each day, then divided by number of kills on kourvukaiken gate. Keep in mind this is a conservative number as each of those 3 days of sampling there were billion isk kills removed.

Day 6 Operation Report

Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation



Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 532 / -251

Project.Mahyem. 530 / 350/ -180

Snuffed Out 301 / 257 / -44

Pen Is Out 286 / 2485/ -1

Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -225

Total Estimated ISK (1) saved at gate: FAR more then $23,463,000 estimated 2 days ago


Been a pretty hectic weekend (And a belated happy fathers day to you all!).

Schmell- The bot is a proprietary invention of Baltrom and JONI ADAMA ( of No Handlebars. fame.). By combining their expertise in German and Music (Respectively) they created a program for beating the Turing Test! (Code named "Fallshirmjader"). I, however, managed to persuade them that there was a much better use for their invention and so HO 229 now uses it for counter gate camping!
Or maybe there is another explanation that will be given during one of my next briefings (One that will be slightly more probable then this first one.).

Well some interesting things happened on the gate this weekend. Apparently the trifecta decided to try to counter my operation, code named "Tama Covfefe", with a marathon weekend gate camp (Props to them for doing this by the way.) If you check the time stamps of kills, and compare them to the previous week, you will see they put forth an incredible effort and came away with some partial success.

Their partial success came in the form of not only stopping the drop in kills but, as you can see from comparing todays post with that of my previous one from 2 days ago, even manage to INCREASE the kill count! Again, props to Team Trifecta (Though primarily PM.)!

At first glance this would seem a big victory for team Trifecta... until we look closer at the numbers. What we find is, yes they had more kills, but the QUALITY of those kills were horrible!

The average kill value on the Tama gate, including empty pods, is roughly $73 mil ISK per kill (Check previous post on methodology used to come up with that number.). However, the average kill from the Marathon run Dropped to 53.6 mil each. In fact it would have dropped all the way to 40.05 mil each were it not for one lucky kill of a frigate with more cargo value then pilot brains!

The conclusion one draws from this is that the Marathon had the ironical effect of making my counter camp even MORE effective, per kill, by compressing almost 2 days worth of camping into 1 for both Saturday and Sunday. An added value to my client who massively underpayed for the service I provide!

Now some people have asked why it is that they are able to get any kills at all when I’m on the gate. The answer is slightly longer then what I am willing to type out for this briefing so I will answer that particular question when I give the second possible answer to Schmell’s question about my “Bot”.

Well that’s it for now so untill the next briefing....

Total Estimated ISK (1) NOT on Trifecta's KB: Well over $25,280,000! If this were a fleet fight, so far, it would be the equivalent of losing a blingy T3 to destroy a Nyx being built in an old school POS + at least a fleet of subcaps. EASILY a fair exchange! Cool


*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate.Big smile Also, as you can see, the Operation is having an effect on their actions in the entire system as the number of combined reduced kills are great then the kills prevented at the gate.

(1) Methodology- Added up all kills on gate each day, subtracting the single highest kill each day, then divided by number of kills on kourvukaiken gate. Keep in mind this is a conservative number as each of those 3 days of sampling there were billion isk kills removed.

Day 7 Operation Report

Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation



Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 / 481 / -302

Project.Mahyem. 530 / 327/ -203

Snuffed Out 301 / 205 / -96

Pen Is Out 286 / 258 / -28

Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -327

At the end of this operation it would seem we've had a massive success! At the half way point I had the Trifecta miss out on the equivalent $25.2 billion isk worth of kills (And with a conservative drop value of 10% they are looking at missing $2.5 billion isk worth of loot as well!).

Realizing the damage I was causing they started camping the gate in marathon fashion by doubling the amount of time they spent on the gate for those remaining 3 1/2 days. In essence they were compressing 7 days worth of camping into 3 1/2. (Time stamps of kills from the week prior, when I was not counter camping, verifies my claim.) This made it look like my counter camp was now losing its effect.

However, not only was the camp still effective in lowering their kill rates it also reduced their kill VALUES as well! As I pointed out in my last brief their ISK per kill dropped dramatically from $73 million isk to $53.6. This would mean that not only doubling the estimated kill value for the rest of the week would be appropriate but an additional 26% should be added to it as well (Because they missed out on the more blingy ships that were warned away). This means that the total effect of my week long anti gate camp operation would be $88.704 BILLION not on their kill board with $8.8 billion in lost loot!

Now granted I will give you that in a long term campaign they would not be doing marathon camping so for any future operations it is VERY reasonable to assume that I would be doing $50.4 billing worth of kill board denial and $5 Billion in lost isk to the trifecta.

If anyone is interested in sponsoring me so that I can continue this campaign please contact me ingame. It was an education for me and I'm already working on how to apply my efforts to the high sec freighter gankers around Uedama. An area where my efforts look like they will be measured in HUNDREDS of billions rather then tens of billions of ISK saved.

Thanks to you all and I hope this was and education for all of you as well!

As with most made up arguments I see you are avoiding facts and evidence. Fortunately I'm used to dealing with the slow minded/lazy so I have taken the liberty of planning ahead and preparing evidence for you.

Now at the start of this grand adventure there were 783 kills on the Nourvukaiken Gate. At the end of the week, even with the heroic efforts of the Trifecta, I was able to bring that down to 481 kills in less then a week. Now, about half way through the new week of no anti-gatecamp, kills on that gate are already up to 728! https://zkillboard.com/location/50014002/

So much for "...it's summer and half the people who usually camp that gate are doing other things." I'll be sure to make a permanent copy of the gate's activities at the end of Tuesday for you and add it to Fallshirmjaders bio. So that other members of your girl scout troop don't get confused by this horrible lie.

In the future you should probably make your lies a little harder to disprove. In fact anytime you want to try and refute what I say how about you send me 100 million isk and I'll write something up for you? OK Pumpkin?