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Should i Pod my dog?

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JC Mieyli
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2017-06-16 15:23:12 UTC  |  Edited by: JC Mieyli
nvm delete i delete
Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
#22 - 2017-06-17 01:40:53 UTC
Rovinia wrote:
Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :)



rofl... i might actually do this...
Piugattuk
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2017-06-17 01:55:11 UTC
If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#24 - 2017-06-17 04:31:28 UTC
Pod him...nah. Buy him a new SKIN.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#25 - 2017-06-17 04:32:13 UTC
Piugattuk wrote:
If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you.


Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow?

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Cristl
#26 - 2017-06-17 05:39:59 UTC
What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?!

Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff?

Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol.
Cristl
#27 - 2017-06-17 05:43:33 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Piugattuk wrote:
If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you.


Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow?

Embarrassingly, this made me giggle out loud.
Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#28 - 2017-06-17 15:15:47 UTC
Amazon is way too kind to its clients....
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2017-06-18 01:26:18 UTC
Cristl wrote:
What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?!

Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff?

Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol.


I am in the USA and my monitor when it was delivered was just laid on the ground right on the inside of the gate laying in the gravel.
Might have been tossed not sure, the box wasn't damaged.

Just glad it wasn't this guy delivering it. https://youtu.be/lM3SRG7D21Y?t=7s
Aiwha
Infinite Point
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#30 - 2017-06-18 04:35:31 UTC
The truest test of your love for you pets is when they destroy your things.


I have a shitkitten. He likes to break things. Sometimes the same things repeatedly. Things are replaceable, shitkittens are not.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#31 - 2017-06-18 04:39:39 UTC
Julissa Emberstorm wrote:
I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon....

Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn.

The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper.

I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution.

...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement.

Thank god for Amazon SRP.



Put a sign on the dog shaming it for wrecking your book and post it here.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Salvos Rhoska
#32 - 2017-06-18 06:47:44 UTC
Tell your dog GF, give it a firm paw shake and a treat.

Next time secure your logistics better.
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#33 - 2017-06-18 10:54:49 UTC
This is why I have a turtle.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-

Kitteh
Monolithic Juggernaut
#34 - 2017-06-18 16:14:11 UTC
pod the dog, get a cat!
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#35 - 2017-06-18 16:52:39 UTC
GOOD DOG!

You deserved it somehow, I'm sure.


Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#36 - 2017-06-18 18:02:59 UTC
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!
Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack

Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2017-06-18 18:10:15 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!
Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.


Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#38 - 2017-06-18 18:14:16 UTC
Tuttomenui II wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!
Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.


Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better".

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#39 - 2017-06-19 01:30:15 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Tuttomenui II wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Kitteh wrote:
pod the dog, get a cat!
Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.


Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better".

My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#40 - 2017-06-19 10:23:32 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

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