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Should i Pod my dog?

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Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
#1 - 2017-06-16 03:19:27 UTC
I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon....

Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn.

The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper.

I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution.

...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement.

Thank god for Amazon SRP.
JC Mieyli
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2017-06-16 03:21:05 UTC
no i hate people who hurt animals
Eternus8lux8lucis
Duckzer Mining Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
#3 - 2017-06-16 03:25:38 UTC
Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!!Twisted

POD THE DOG!!!

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
#4 - 2017-06-16 03:36:28 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!!Twisted

POD THE DOG!!!



Lol! He might drop some left over loot. The smack i talked to him in local when he docked up was unreal.
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#5 - 2017-06-16 03:39:55 UTC
Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.

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Julissa Emberstorm
Ascending Angels
#6 - 2017-06-16 03:45:32 UTC
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.



I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2017-06-16 03:53:52 UTC
Julissa Emberstorm wrote:
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.



I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8
JC Mieyli
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2017-06-16 03:56:45 UTC
Tuttomenui II wrote:
Julissa Emberstorm wrote:
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.



I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8

has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle
CMDR-HerpyDerpy Hurishima
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2017-06-16 04:00:38 UTC
RIP
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-06-16 04:01:51 UTC
JC Mieyli wrote:
Tuttomenui II wrote:
Julissa Emberstorm wrote:
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch.



I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8

has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle


No, but thank you for that. Now I can not un-see it.
ISD Stall
ISD STAR
#11 - 2017-06-16 10:54:04 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!!Twisted

POD THE DOG!!!


The Cat the Cat Twisted
I have a 4 legged greifer that likes to camp the self destruct button on my computer. Every once and a while the cat alphas it.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#12 - 2017-06-16 11:13:44 UTC
Send the dog off to slaver hound school and let the cat get eaten by your fedo. If you really want the message to get across record the Fedo eating the cat and set it to loop in your real life captains quarters. It worked for me. My dog is super obedient, R.I.P cat and my Fedo shouldn't need to eat for a week.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2017-06-16 11:21:29 UTC
You probably annoyed your dog or fed it substandard food.

This was just revenge. Lol

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

Elenahina
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
#14 - 2017-06-16 12:07:49 UTC
Here's a thought. Try training your dog. Side benefit, it will stop annoying everyone else too.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno

Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
SONS of BANE
#15 - 2017-06-16 12:18:49 UTC
Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :)
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2017-06-16 12:29:21 UTC
Have you considered having the dog join CODE?

The dog has the same ability to destroy defenseless ships and the dog probably considers itself an elite PvPer as well. Lol

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

RolandofGilead Hakaari
NC Positronics Ltd
#17 - 2017-06-16 14:49:25 UTC
Leaving a package on the lawn is the RL equivalent of ejecting a can with goodies inside into open space near a gate or station. Nothing good can become of it unless youre within 2500m when its ejected.

Not the dogs fault. Gate camp your mailbox cloaked (do you have any bushes nearby?), Alpha the mailman, pod him, then convo him afterwards and let him know why you did it. Cool

Post pics of your pirate/griefer doggie, too!
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2017-06-16 14:52:58 UTC
Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics!

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Eternus8lux8lucis
Duckzer Mining Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
#19 - 2017-06-16 15:08:31 UTC
Gimme Sake wrote:
Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics!


Shouldnt this be whine like theres no tomorrow to CCP to change it? And when they dont listen shoot a monument in your town with fireworks or just spray passing cars with a garden hose and set up signs in your front yard how youre doing it in protest to affect said changes. Bonus points for screaming in "local" aka your front yard as you do all this.


Oh and OP btw you should make a large blinking red light to have the dog wear for 15 mins till his global criminal countdown timer is over.Twisted

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Belvin Disepret
Pancakelazer
#20 - 2017-06-16 15:12:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Belvin Disepret
Perhaps if you give it some Plex it will be good to you, his sick of that alpha status
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