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Get to know Fabuleux!

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#81 - 2017-06-03 05:18:44 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
I never understood that fetish. Why are you people hoarding meatcicles? It's weird.


The Blood Raider Covenant weaponised corpses a while back. Filled them with all sorts of electronic doodadery, and left them in space, in the expectation that some civic-minded individual would retrieve them to give them a decent burial, at which point the electronic doodadery would activate and subvert control of the ship. A rather childish plan, if you ask me.

Curiously, now that Sansha's Nation has made their resurgence, and the Drifters have made their appearance, corpse collecting has had somewhat of a rehabilitation, in terms of civic duty.

Every corpse that a Drifter picks up, becomes a tool in the hands of what may be humanity's greatest enemy. Sansha's Nation too, may use corpses as raw material for their own war machine.

So, at CTCS, we have a standing rule - If one is flying a ship with t1 laser crystals, then shoot any corpses encountered. If one is flying an unarmed ship, or one armed with t2 crystals, then collect any corpses for shooting later.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#82 - 2017-06-03 05:20:17 UTC
So, Fabuleux.

How tall are you ? What's your weight ? Any other vital statistics you care to share ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Fabuleux
Doomheim
#83 - 2017-06-03 15:52:01 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
So, Fabuleux.

How tall are you ? What's your weight ? Any other vital statistics you care to share ?



Ooooooooh

Fabuleuxwas hopped this question would not be asked. Fabuleux doe snot like talking about how much Fabuleux weighs. But Fabuleux has already said that any question - no matter how embarrassing the answer is.

Just please be merciful to Fabuleux as he 5'7 and weighs about 180 lbs. Don't say it! Fabuleux already knows how unfabuleux his weight is. Fabuleux was being naughty and started having TWO quafes a day! Fabuleux is out of shape! But Fabuleux cannot resist a cold sweet Quafe.

As for vital statistics, All i think that would interest you is that Fabuleux is Fabuleux times twenty....Fabulwenty

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[is not a Capsuleer]

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#84 - 2017-06-03 16:02:52 UTC
I meant no ill-will.

I only asked, so that any erotic daydreams that may feature you, would be anatomically correct.

Because in my daydreams, I prefer things to be accurate.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#85 - 2017-06-03 16:11:55 UTC
Fabuleux? I had to convert the measurements, but I think we are nearly the same height and weight--standard station gravity, no?

It's...not especially fabulous to hear that this is a shameful thing. One had been under the impression that one was moderately cute.
Fabuleux
Doomheim
#86 - 2017-06-03 16:13:01 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I meant no ill-will.

I only asked, so that any erotic daydreams that may feature you, would be anatomically correct.

Because in my daydreams, I prefer things to be accurate.



Oooh Fabuleux is flattered that a Capsuleer would think of Fabuleux erotically! Fabuleux could only wonder what sorta of perverted things a godlike capsuleer would do to the pitiful mortal Fabuleux. Bondage maybe? Fabuleux...Sees nothing wrong with that.

Perhaps Fabuleux should work his magic and turn your daydreams into reality?

Theme

[is not a Capsuleer]

Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#87 - 2017-06-03 16:34:28 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I meant no ill-will.

I only asked, so that any erotic daydreams that may feature you, would be anatomically correct.

Because in my daydreams, I prefer things to be accurate.


Valerie I never knew!

If I wasn't getting married I would be indulging in my own Fabuluex fantasies.

You go you lucky girl!

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#88 - 2017-06-09 14:39:51 UTC
Loai Qerl wrote:
Fabuleux? I had to convert the measurements, but I think we are nearly the same height and weight--standard station gravity, no?

It's...not especially fabulous to hear that this is a shameful thing. One had been under the impression that one was moderately cute.

You are

Queen of Chocolate

Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#89 - 2017-06-09 18:53:52 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Loai Qerl wrote:
Fabuleux? I had to convert the measurements, but I think we are nearly the same height and weight--standard station gravity, no?

It's...not especially fabulous to hear that this is a shameful thing. One had been under the impression that one was moderately cute.

You are


Fabuleux is cute and divinely inspired with his fashionista ways.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#90 - 2017-06-10 15:48:24 UTC
I want to thank Fabuleux and his wondrous assistant Linda for coming by to the Zyphillian Gate to help myself and my beloved to become more in touch with those fashions.

Our meeting was cut short but rest assured there will always be a place for Fabuleux at the Zyphillian Gate and the Spacetime.

((OOC: Just taking a step to thank Fabuleux OOC as well. It was a fun evening for all))

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.