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hf989 > hello
Akira Ares > hi
Akira Ares > u new to eve?
Akira Ares > or this an alt?
hf989 > a little
hf989 > i started playing a long time ago
hf989 > and never trained a character up very high
Akira Ares > well im recruitng new players. teaching them the game/ guiding on skills etc.. helping htem in the direction they wan to do in
hf989 > only got 900k sp
hf989 > cool
Akira Ares > np were new player friendly
Akira Ares > u can join other in missions etc to help or do low lvl missions on ur own up to u
hf989 > lol noobs
hf989 > u know that sounds nice
Akira Ares > (Gives corp url)
*************************From here on it gets good********************************
hf989 > u know i like to live eve by 1 rule and that is the only thing better than shooting a blue is shooting a green but other than that we shouldnt have a problem right?
Akira Ares > lol
hf989 > whats so funny
Akira Ares > u like shooting greens? and blues?
hf989 > I like to ruin someones candy sweet day
Akira Ares > green = corp memebers
hf989 > u know a little can flipping shooting greens then end it off with podding a blue
hf989 > Makes a magical day even better
hf989 > am i allowed into the corp hangar if i join
hf989 > i wanna beable to use the stuff in there to fit my ships and fill my wallet
Akira Ares > sure i dont put anything in it lol
hf989 > o kool
hf989 > is there a ship replacement program i lose alot of ships
Akira Ares > why bad memory?
hf989 > i keep tryinging to do these missions in my ibis and it keeps dying so i have to buy a new one
Akira Ares > lol
hf989 > and yes i do acctually have a rather poor memory
hf989 > my computer only has about 6 killing bites of memory so i think that means if i get more than 6 kills a day my computer explodes
hf989 > idk some guy told me that
hf989 > so where do i sign up?
hf989 > and is there a signing fee my last corp had one
Akira Ares > i feel soo much thinker after this conversation ty
hf989 > thinker?
hf989 > whats that?
Akira Ares > yea thicker *
Akira Ares > see already my brain cells are dying
hf989 > lol
hf989 > i have red and white blood cells
hf989 > u have brain cells lol
Akira Ares > and do u know what both of them types do?
hf989 > what are they little brains in your viends
hf989 > viens*
hf989 > red ones make my **** expand while the white ones *** out of it
hf989 > so am i in?
Akira Ares > yea think u failed .. close though
hf989 > come on man
hf989 > wheres the corp hangar
Akira Ares > rather *** on girl tbh
hf989 > yo man if u like the **** thats ok but i really think i am your man i can give you and your corp what u really need
hf989 > ok lemme put it down for you
hf989 > i got a huge wang and i like it while your dad well he is nothing compared to me... dont even get me started on your moms size she has a **** the size of alabama
hf989 > Aight man thanks for your time
hf989 > but i dont think your corp is right for me
Akira Ares > later redneck
hf989 > I obviously way out of your league

Bump

Can this get stickyed

Thanks I mean I thought ppl would say mean things about me like i am a little kid and this is gay but positive things to say about it ... Who knew!

That was some pretty weaksauce trolling bro.

What he said ^^

:) good people

Thanks for your support all maybe i will troll another person just for fun

Im lost as to how any of that was funny tbh.To me it just looks like a 12 year old telling mom jokes.0/10.Try harder to impress people it really didnt work that time.

Locked as this is not a recruitment post.