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[MERC] Vendetta Mercenary Group

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Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#1641 - 2017-06-08 23:22:56 UTC
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
I wouldn't call your hubs the devil, Kae-Kae.....

I'd imagine he's quite the saint actually :P


Not a single kill on my kb since I've been in VMG has been from camping the hub.


Hubs=Husband, derp

It burns when I PVP

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#1642 - 2017-06-08 23:35:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Lew Dicrous wrote:
I wouldn't call your hubs the devil, Kae-Kae.....

I'd imagine he's quite the saint actually :P


Not a single kill on my kb since I've been in VMG has been from camping the hub.


Hubs=Husband, derp


Sorry Lew.. It's been a long day..work has tested my sanity..test failed.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#1643 - 2017-06-09 01:47:59 UTC
it's all good kiddo, now shush, I'm being ominous Blink

It burns when I PVP

Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1644 - 2017-06-09 10:46:07 UTC
Hire VMG ready for the weekend. We love hunting wabbits.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1645 - 2017-06-09 10:57:15 UTC
Naughty Wabbits !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Super Perforator
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#1646 - 2017-06-09 11:09:21 UTC
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5610165#post5610165


Praise James!

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#1647 - 2017-06-09 14:44:54 UTC
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...

Blue Donut = Blue Prolapse.
Lew Cackles maniacally.
VMG will do the thing for you, unless it inconveniences a deep deep blue, which I assume to mean russian baby daddy.
Or if someone else pays them more not to.
Otherwise, hire the **** out of them.
Also their goddamned dog will NOT shut up, no matter how often the neighbors complain.

I think I covered it all?
Also, for all the noise, just kick dog.
It's not gonna leave the yard without a couple dozen of it's friends anyways.

Yup. That's everything.
TL;DR delivered.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1648 - 2017-06-09 14:46:01 UTC
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...
Short Version

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1649 - 2017-06-09 16:33:44 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...
Short Version


I think this is more the case Tora!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrgeeS_qbo
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1650 - 2017-06-09 16:37:42 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...

Blue Donut = Blue Prolapse.
Lew Cackles maniacally.
VMG will do the thing for you, unless it inconveniences a deep deep blue, which I assume to mean russian baby daddy.
Or if someone else pays them more not to.
Otherwise, hire the **** out of them.
Also their goddamned dog will NOT shut up, no matter how often the neighbors complain.

I think I covered it all?
Also, for all the noise, just kick dog.
It's not gonna leave the yard without a couple dozen of it's friends anyways.

Yup. That's everything.
TL;DR delivered.


Didn't you just lose a Fortizar to this blue donut you speak of?
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1651 - 2017-06-09 16:41:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Khromius
Tora Bushido wrote:
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...
Short Version



Shorter Version

Less time talking crap on the forums and more time fighting Tora. You're getting your ass handed to you

Stop being terrible!


Hire VMG!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1652 - 2017-06-09 17:03:28 UTC
And I hit another nerf with a VMG guy. So easy to play with them.... great toys Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#1653 - 2017-06-09 17:43:04 UTC
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...

Hire Marmite we have been around for a while. Marmite Hate. Drama. Epeen waving. Trolling. More Drama. Even more Epeen waving.

I think that covers it. Good read to keep up with but to many referances to past stuff to start from scratch

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1654 - 2017-06-09 18:08:16 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
And I hit another nerf with a VMG guy. So easy to play with them.... great toys Twisted



Let's review facts.

Vmg 22 - 0 marmite. Ship losses

Vmg 10bil - 0 marmite. Value of kills.

Victory secrets corp. Tora padding his alliance with toons to help pad his alliance numbers.

Marmite players are not logging in.

Vmg pilots only log in to kill termites.

Tora has no weight in high sec. Vmg could deal with marmite threat levels with 3 active pilots.


Termites just run away and flies frigs.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1655 - 2017-06-09 20:32:46 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
And I hit another nerf with a VMG guy. So easy to play with them.... great toys Twisted



Let's review facts.

Vmg 22 - 0 marmite. Ship losses

Vmg 10bil - 0 marmite. Value of kills.

Victory secrets corp. Tora padding his alliance with toons to help pad his alliance numbers.

Marmite players are not logging in.

Vmg pilots only log in to kill termites.

Tora has no weight in high sec. Vmg could deal with marmite threat levels with 3 active pilots.


Termites just run away and flies frigs.


You forgot 1 more!

Marmites will be here when we are gone.
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1656 - 2017-06-09 20:40:04 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
And I hit another nerf with a VMG guy. So easy to play with them.... great toys Twisted



Let's review facts.

Vmg 22 - 0 marmite. Ship losses

Vmg 10bil - 0 marmite. Value of kills.

Victory secrets corp. Tora padding his alliance with toons to help pad his alliance numbers.

Marmite players are not logging in.

Vmg pilots only log in to kill termites.

Tora has no weight in high sec. Vmg could deal with marmite threat levels with 3 active pilots.


Termites just run away and flies frigs.


You forgot 1 more!

Marmites will be here when we are gone.


Cockroaches... Crunch crunch crunch under the VMG boots...
Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#1657 - 2017-06-09 21:22:50 UTC
Boots or running shoes?

It burns when I PVP

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#1658 - 2017-06-09 21:31:11 UTC
Khromius wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Super Perforator wrote:
is there a TL;DR for this thread. Looks exciting...

Blue Donut = Blue Prolapse.
Lew Cackles maniacally.
VMG will do the thing for you, unless it inconveniences a deep deep blue, which I assume to mean russian baby daddy.
Or if someone else pays them more not to.
Otherwise, hire the **** out of them.
Also their goddamned dog will NOT shut up, no matter how often the neighbors complain.

I think I covered it all?
Also, for all the noise, just kick dog.
It's not gonna leave the yard without a couple dozen of it's friends anyways.

Yup. That's everything.
TL;DR delivered.


Didn't you just lose a Fortizar to this blue donut you speak of?

Nope
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#1659 - 2017-06-09 21:48:32 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Vmg could deal with marmite threat levels with 3 active pilots.

Like the whole Caveman saga? P

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1660 - 2017-06-09 21:56:31 UTC
Khromius wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
And I hit another nerf with a VMG guy. So easy to play with them.... great toys Twisted



Let's review facts.

Vmg 22 - 0 marmite. Ship losses

Vmg 10bil - 0 marmite. Value of kills.

Victory secrets corp. Tora padding his alliance with toons to help pad his alliance numbers.

Marmite players are not logging in.

Vmg pilots only log in to kill termites.

Tora has no weight in high sec. Vmg could deal with marmite threat levels with 3 active pilots.


Termites just run away and flies frigs.


You forgot 1 more!

Marmites will be here when we are gone.


Cockroaches... Crunch crunch crunch under the VMG boots...


You missed the "When we are gone" bit.

Damn reading comprehension in these milenials these days is shocking!