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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Nachshon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1721 - 2012-01-23 14:03:37 UTC
Good morning! How are you doing?

Caldari by birth, Minmatar by choice. Give me the word, and I'll bring down the sky.
Lady Mariko
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1722 - 2012-01-23 14:26:30 UTC
Ok I die for sureAttention
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#1723 - 2012-01-23 15:41:20 UTC
HI there. Allow me to breathe some life into you.
I-I
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1724 - 2012-01-23 15:55:55 UTC
again with the 6-(2-fluorophenyl)-2-methyl-9-nitro-2,5-diazabicyclo[5.4.0]undeca-5,8,10,12-tetraen-3-one...
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1725 - 2012-01-23 16:13:20 UTC
I didn't realize the human body could do that... for so long... I think I need to experience it again.
Iceni
Doomheim
#1726 - 2012-01-23 17:23:07 UTC
Who the F*** are you and what am I doing in your bed?

My CQ door will open - Soon™
Valk Nyxus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1727 - 2012-01-23 17:50:20 UTC
"I don't own a bed... how... what... I don't even!"
Khrage
#1728 - 2012-01-23 19:14:59 UTC
why couldn't you have been Iceni?
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1729 - 2012-01-23 20:55:48 UTC
Ok, I don't remember how I got here and why am I covered in ice with a note saying "Seek medical attention immediately"?!?

Don't ban me, bro!
Terram alWathani
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#1730 - 2012-01-23 20:58:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Terram alWathani
O.O

*sigh* Well, cocaine is a hell of a drug...


Edit: lolfilter'd
Love Sandwich
Doomheim
#1731 - 2012-01-23 21:35:25 UTC
I want bacon and eggs, dear. And fetch my slippers and newspaper while you are at it, and ffs make some coffee!
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#1732 - 2012-01-24 03:15:21 UTC
sudo Make me a sandwich
Atticus Fynch
#1733 - 2012-01-24 03:16:41 UTC
Madam, may i say that you have magnificent breasts.

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Yviene
Sovicou Syndicate
#1734 - 2012-01-24 03:17:07 UTC
Hello.
Trin Xi
#1735 - 2012-01-24 03:37:14 UTC
Are you any relation to Punkturis? Not that I'm complaining, mind you, far from it...

Post with someone else's main™.
Khrage
#1736 - 2012-01-24 04:38:35 UTC
Trin? Yviene? in the same bed? with me? uh oh. i didn't think you two would ever find out about eachother... oh. wait. what? you're both fine with it. and we did what last night?!
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1737 - 2012-01-24 11:43:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Grey Stormshadow
Next time when you try to have threesome with couple lesbians, make sure you're not drunk and use more diplomatic approach. I'm not going to give safe haven to you every weekend from chicks who probably hunt you till you die (ingame).

Some pizza for breakfast?

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Play with the best - die like the rest
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1738 - 2012-01-26 03:19:10 UTC
I think I'd rather have a 30 minutes or more guarantee.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1739 - 2012-01-26 04:13:54 UTC
Wow, looks like your back probably hurts a lot. Here, allow me to give you a relaxing massage.

Don't ban me, bro!
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1740 - 2012-01-26 05:02:26 UTC
Why thank you, much appreciated.