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Ever seen a WOMAN? A Girl? (Unserious post)
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2012-01-22 17:29:19 UTC
Once upon a time I would have said no, and called anyone who said they had a crack pot. But… well… I have been forced to change my opinion on this.

I know I saw one once, but it was a long time ago. I still don't know how they look, or even if they exist.

Please discuss KKthnx Big smile

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SpaceSquirrels
#2 - 2012-01-22 17:42:31 UTC
I did finally "meet" a real girl on eve for the first time last night... I know I know first you think it's a 10 year old boy with a really high voice, but it wasn't!

The legends are true.
Klown Walk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-22 17:56:08 UTC
I saw one a couple of days ago, she talked to me and it was the best day of my life.
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-01-22 18:35:11 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:


I know I saw one once, but it was a long time ago. I still don't know how they look, or even if they exist.

Please discuss KKthnx Big smile



You will know when its genuine, you'll tidy your hanger.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

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BLACK-STAR
#5 - 2012-01-22 18:46:09 UTC
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-01-22 20:57:31 UTC
BLACK-STAR wrote:
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV



And for a $100 lap dance it becomes quite interactive.

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Atticus Fynch
#7 - 2012-01-22 21:14:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
BLACK-STAR wrote:
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV



Went to see your mom and/or sister perform? Aww...it's nice to be supportive that way. You are a good brother and/or son. Blink

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BLACK-STAR
#8 - 2012-01-22 22:40:59 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
BLACK-STAR wrote:
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV



And for a $100 lap dance it becomes quite interactive.

correct.

but I would never pay $100


Atticus Fynch wrote:
Went to see your mom and/or sister perform? Aww...it's nice to be supportive that way. You are a good brother and/or son. Blink

err.... That is a little weak ..

As a matter of fact NASA did land on the moon, and I was there as your mother performed a zero g lap dance wooohoo !


Also

Please don't quote or talk to me. I really don't like you or enjoy your comments or company.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-01-22 23:26:17 UTC
That's one of them things that takes up residence in the kitchen isn't it?

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Atticus Fynch
#10 - 2012-01-22 23:35:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
BLACK-STAR wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
BLACK-STAR wrote:
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV



And for a $100 lap dance it becomes quite interactive.

correct.

but I would never pay $100


so tell us...how much do you pay to have some coked up skank wave her smelly butt in your face?

BLACK-STAR wrote:


Atticus Fynch wrote:
Went to see your mom and/or sister perform? Aww...it's nice to be supportive that way. You are a good brother and/or son. Blink

err.... That is a little weak ..

As a matter of fact NASA did land on the moon, and I was there as your mother performed a zero g lap dance wooohoo !


Also

Please don't quote or talk to me. I really don't like you or enjoy your comments or company.


Ooooh...looks like I hit a nerve. Butthurt mate? Dont like me or enjoy my comments or company?
WHAAAAAAA!!!

HIde posts button that way.
<----------- Use it.Big smile

You dont even know me so HTFU.
It's an "unserious post" remember...why so sensitive?

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BLACK-STAR
#11 - 2012-01-23 00:34:27 UTC
I have a little more discipline but you're not that funny, it sounds like you're the one that's sensitive and hurt. This thread doesn't concern you. It concerns your mother on a zero g lap dance in spaaaace. P

go away, don't be a thread killer.


on topic.

Cheers to all the pretty brunettes Lol
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#12 - 2012-01-23 00:43:33 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:


so tell us...how much do you pay to have some coked up skank wave her smelly butt in your face?


That only takes a dollar and can be done at the stage. That's like the most basic service you get and is a bit far from what we're discussing. Don't worry, one day you'll understand what we're taking about.

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Atticus Fynch
#13 - 2012-01-23 01:08:11 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Don't worry, one day you'll understand what we're taking about.



One day you may understand what I'm talking about.

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Sal Koors
Black Sky Hipsters
#14 - 2012-01-23 18:49:47 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
BLACK-STAR wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
BLACK-STAR wrote:
yes.

ever been to a strip bar? it's better than TV



And for a $100 lap dance it becomes quite interactive.

correct.

but I would never pay $100


so tell us...how much do you pay to have some coked up skank wave her smelly butt in your face?



$20 max, $10 if at lunch or during happy hour on Thursdays. The happy hour is much better than lunch, as you might expect.


Atticus Fynch wrote:
Went to see your mom and/or sister perform? Aww...it's nice to be supportive that way. You are a good brother and/or son. Blink


actually a cousin, but close enough...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-01-23 19:57:33 UTC
Gordon Ramsay on women.

http://youtu.be/Rd8mCNDpL_w

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F'lix
AP Ventures Ltd.
#16 - 2012-01-23 21:24:37 UTC
One night me and my girlfriend, my buddy, and other girls loosely affiliated with some of my nerdier (palest people I ever met) friends went to a movie. Sort of like a friend of a friend of a friend arrangement get-together...

During the discussion afterwards... well it was plain embarrassing. Some of these kids had played so much LoL and WoW that this was their first time actually going to a social event with women in... lets say "a long time." They literally could not function in the presence of real boobs. I am still in shock and awe at this... And I thought I was a nerd, but holy jibberish, chest-staring Batman, these guys took the cake.

Never again...

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Selinate
#17 - 2012-01-24 00:51:08 UTC
They are among us.... Shocked
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-01-24 02:39:44 UTC
F'lix wrote:
One night me and my girlfriend, my buddy, and other girls loosely affiliated with some of my nerdier (palest people I ever met) friends went to a movie. Sort of like a friend of a friend of a friend arrangement get-together...

During the discussion afterwards... well it was plain embarrassing. Some of these kids had played so much LoL and WoW that this was their first time actually going to a social event with women in... lets say "a long time." They literally could not function in the presence of real boobs. I am still in shock and awe at this... And I thought I was a nerd, but holy jibberish, chest-staring Batman, these guys took the cake.

Never again...



I have to say... one major perk of being married is that its MUCH easier to see real boobs. I don't even have to pay for dinner (just for the mortgage... Ugh)
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#19 - 2012-01-24 10:27:14 UTC
Zagam wrote:


I have to say... one major perk of being married is that its MUCH easier to see real boobs. I don't even have to pay for dinner (just for the mortgage... Ugh)


And how has the view for you changed over the years, since you two married?

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Iskawa Zebrut
Smoke to Train - Train to Smoke
#20 - 2012-01-24 11:58:54 UTC
Call me crazy, but I think my roommate is one. Shocked They have a collection of fluffy toy animal thingies, absolutely love icecream and whine at me all the time. Those are the signs, right? More importantly, how do I cure this poor person of this outlandish behaviour! (Except the icecream part, that's alright, I think.)
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