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[MERC] Perkone

Mobadder Thworst
#1 - 2017-05-26 22:37:10 UTC
I am proud to be accepting MERC contracts on behalf of Perkone!

Here is our KB:

We are not part of anyone's blue donut, I will accept your money for literally any contract you can think-of, and we are large enough to represent both sides of every issue. We can do anything (except declare war, but we will still accept contracts to do so.).

We are one of the oldest and highest ranked PVP corps in Eve. Eve-mail me with requests! Ask me about our 3rd party isk holding services!
The Ace Number One Booger With the Sugar (my unofficial corp title),

Pix Severus
Empty You
#2 - 2017-05-26 23:30:11 UTC
I can confirm that the CEO of Perkone, Ronto, is a swell guy. He helped me out of a few scrapes back in the day.

Highly recommended.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#3 - 2017-05-26 23:34:45 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#4 - 2017-05-27 00:35:54 UTC
We at the Brutor Tribe will battle you till the end of new Eden... Prepare your fisty cuffs good sir.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2017-05-27 10:07:42 UTC
Challenge accepted from SWA. PIck us, we're snugglier!

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#6 - 2017-05-27 12:34:09 UTC
Gimme Sake wrote:
Challenge accepted from SWA. PIck us, we're snugglier!

Prep your blanket....and Netflix account...

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

White Blood Cell1
#7 - 2017-05-27 12:50:31 UTC
Our motto is - Get Ard or Go Home. u bunch of spooners, phffffff!
Yourmoney Mywallet
#8 - 2017-05-27 13:13:55 UTC
Gimme Sake wrote:
Challenge accepted from SWA. PIck us, we're snugglier!

+1 for SWA and their dreaded battle-cry: "THIS! IS! SWARTAAAAA!"
Mobadder Thworst
#9 - 2017-05-28 03:10:25 UTC
To my reps from Brutor, SWA, etc...: Open your own merc threads, you bums. Stop shitting up mine.

To my good references, thank you for your support. We here at Perkone like to think of every contract as a relationship. I personally want to know How my customers feel at the conclusion of every contract.

To us, you are more than just a number. You are an experience, a story, a person.

Allow us to interact with all of your problems.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#10 - 2017-06-03 13:32:17 UTC
+rep to these guys

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Lew Dicrous
4th Line
#11 - 2017-06-09 06:33:41 UTC
Talk to Mo. 'Cause Mo knows.

It burns when I PVP

Sol epoch
#12 - 2017-06-09 16:39:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Sol epoch
Lew Dicrous wrote:
Talk to Mo. Because Mo knows.

Fixed that for you.
Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2017-06-09 19:55:22 UTC
I'd like to confirm that Mr Thworst is an entity of the highest caliber. He is also friendly to newbros, fedos, and exotic dancers. What more could one ask?

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#14 - 2017-06-10 12:16:54 UTC

happy to pay you to teach some nooobs at VMG how to use Locator Agents. I feel neglected n untouched out here in Loes after they paid good iskies to dec me.


Neglected wardeceeRoll
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)