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Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2017-05-09 19:42:37 UTC
Jonny Fade wrote:

Dude I'm overwhelmed. It's like just because I want to play this game everyone expects me to know everything like immediately.

Like right now this corporation recruited me and i said okay but they won't help me won't answer my questions and I have no idea how to leave. All I want to do is make drugs with a fart harvester and be Scarface in space.


Troll detected. Was a decent attempt, but it fell apart right here. You can't play the ignorant noob and complain about not knowing everything and then turn around and make a reference to one of the more in depth and obscure game mechanics.

Mediocre 2/10
Jonny Fade
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2017-05-09 19:48:30 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
Jonny Fade wrote:

Dude I'm overwhelmed. It's like just because I want to play this game everyone expects me to know everything like immediately.

Like right now this corporation recruited me and i said okay but they won't help me won't answer my questions and I have no idea how to leave. All I want to do is make drugs with a fart harvester and be Scarface in space.


Troll detected. Was a decent attempt, but it fell apart right here. You can't play the ignorant noob and complain about not knowing everything and then turn around and make a reference to one of the more in depth and obscure game mechanics.

Mediocre 2/10


Not sure what you're talking about but can you help me get a fart harvester and make drugs? A dude in the game said you can make drugs. I want to make drugs.
Jonny Fade
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2017-05-09 20:07:32 UTC
Jonny Fade wrote:
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
Jonny Fade wrote:

Dude I'm overwhelmed. It's like just because I want to play this game everyone expects me to know everything like immediately.

Like right now this corporation recruited me and i said okay but they won't help me won't answer my questions and I have no idea how to leave. All I want to do is make drugs with a fart harvester and be Scarface in space.


Troll detected. Was a decent attempt, but it fell apart right here. You can't play the ignorant noob and complain about not knowing everything and then turn around and make a reference to one of the more in depth and obscure game mechanics.

Mediocre 2/10


Not sure what you're talking about but can you help me get a fart harvester and make drugs? A dude in the game said you can make drugs. I want to make drugs.


You are a butthole. I Googled "troll n00b eve" and came up with this link:

https://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=649096

and if you look down the line, Bimjo states

"hey OP, look here for your answer, this chap has to post in every thread on the forums, and most of the time he has nothing constructive to say.
I call this type of poster a "Useless Troll"ugh"

So you're on my thread because I need help lending nothing to the conversation except being a butthole. You're the troll, butthole.
Miichael Epic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2017-05-09 20:30:05 UTC
You guys know that this is the reason why people quit this game right?

You guys are always so quick to call people trolls and n00bs and whatever else. It's ridiculous. I can tell by the questions he's asking that he doesn't know a freaking thing about this game.

And I knew about Planetary Interaction, gas harvesting and drugs on the first day I joined this game. It gets talked about in the Rookie Help channel a lot and we used to talk about how we wish we had the boosters from EVE in Dust 514.

So I say leave the dude alone, help him out and answer his questions no matter how stupid they are.

Jonny Fade: A "fart harvester" is a gas cloud miner. It's very difficult to create drugs in this game and there is a lot of risk to it. Message me in game, we'll talk about it.
Cara Forelli
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2017-05-10 00:25:50 UTC
Miichael Epic wrote:
I can tell by the questions he's asking that he doesn't know a freaking thing about this game.

Perhaps that's exactly what he wants you to believe.

Want to talk? Join my channel in game: House Forelli

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