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AFK Cloaking™: Ideas, Discussion, and Proposals

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Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#9541 - 2017-05-09 07:41:10 UTC
Kuromiko wrote:
I prey for the dev having to read trough all this in a year or two when Sensor Arrays gonna be introduced....

ISD are keeping tabs on the thread and send notes to the devs. They won't bother reading it themselves.
You should rather pray for the ISD reading this thread that he isn't going mad.

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

Xcom
Eclipse Strike Unit
Jump On Contact..
#9542 - 2017-05-09 10:04:03 UTC
Suggestions to close the thread have been made multiple times. Or at least some enforced rules to shut down the trolling or at least set up some inishiall pointers in the OP to prevent repetitive loops of identical arguments.

I think this threads just here to catch all the trolls and keep them bizzy while the people who want to actually want some real change get ignored in the slur that this threads turned into.
Xcom
Eclipse Strike Unit
Jump On Contact..
#9543 - 2017-05-09 10:25:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Xcom
Merin Ryskin wrote:
Xcom wrote:
Look children, this is what happens when you play to much PC games. Its an addiction that is plaguing the new century. If you ever end up playing a PC game to the point where you have to keep your PC running for months just to win in a virtual reality then sh*ts gotten real. You should immediately seek medical and psychological attention before you end up like this guy.


I would suggest getting a real job so that keeping your PC on for months at a time is so cheap that you don't need to bother thinking about it, but your posts here pretty clearly demonstrate that the only career choice you're likely to make is between scrubbing toilets and flipping burgers.

At this day and age every individual have the privilege to a PC, internet and electricity you fool. Its what you do with it that matters. Its only when you distance yourself to eve as an actual game you realize how pathetic and small you have to be to get enjoyment from camping for months. When you have to get enjoyment from stomping on other people in a PC game in a manner of camping like the AFK camping, keeping a PC running for days, logging in right after DT just to maximize your efforts, spend hours and hours for either a cheep cheesy kill or in general for harassment you really have hit rock bottom as a true game addict.

You as the defender of this nolife crap mechanic have hit an even lower standard.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9544 - 2017-05-09 10:48:31 UTC
Xcom wrote:
If you ever end up playing a PC game to the point where you have to keep your PC running for months just to win in a virtual reality then sh*ts gotten real.



How about fixing the game so that you don't have to keep your PC running for months at a time to counter intel channels?
Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Astral Alliance
#9545 - 2017-05-09 15:21:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Dracvlad
Linus Gorp wrote:
Hey Dracvlad, more tears?

I just had a peek at your killboard to decide whether I might show up and kill you. Turns out you're not worth the trouble, just another killboard whore that doesn't even undock without 40 friends around him.

Maybe I should take a peek at your whining too, but I'll save that for a rainy day or when I'm in a bad mood and need some amusement.


Only from you...

I am amused with your comment about 40 friends, what were you doing when you dropped as Bombers Bar, you had friends, silly poster is rather silly yet again. ShockedRoll And we are not fighting PvE fitted ships who are defenceless either, methinks you are trying too hard and made yourself look foolish again.

There is nothing wrong with your active play, and you said you did not use AFK to hunt, you even admitted that AFK camping is lame, in any case you just like to have a verbal fight, so as you are adding nothing to this thread except verbal diarrhoea I will add you to my blocked list. Au revoir you salty bitter vet who no longer plays and who stole from his mates, what more can I say Big smile

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Vokan Narkar
Doomheim
#9546 - 2017-05-09 18:09:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Vokan Narkar
Xcom wrote:
Suggestions to close the thread have been made multiple times. Or at least some enforced rules to shut down the trolling or at least set up some inishiall pointers in the OP to prevent repetitive loops of identical arguments.

I think this threads just here to catch all the trolls and keep them bizzy while the people who want to actually want some real change get ignored in the slur that this threads turned into.

I just don't understand why ISDs doesn't enforce rules of this forum subsection. Instead they endorse trollers who are not posting anything constructive and even mocking OPs, closing threads and move it here. Question
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
#9547 - 2017-05-09 23:35:49 UTC
Xcom wrote:
At this day and age every individual have the privilege to a PC, internet and electricity you fool. Its what you do with it that matters. Its only when you distance yourself to eve as an actual game you realize how pathetic and small you have to be to get enjoyment from camping for months. When you have to get enjoyment from stomping on other people in a PC game in a manner of camping like the AFK camping, keeping a PC running for days, logging in right after DT just to maximize your efforts, spend hours and hours for either a cheep cheesy kill or in general for harassment you really have hit rock bottom as a true game addict.

You as the defender of this nolife crap mechanic have hit an even lower standard.


Where did you get this bizarre idea that AFK camping means making some kind of life sacrifices? You just don't bother logging out when you play EVE, people aren't setting an alarm clock to log on the moment downtime finishes or giving up on more important things in life. In fact, given the time savings of not having to log back in when you come back later, there's no reason not to go AFK while cloaked. And even if you're logging in first thing in the morning, that's what, 30 seconds at most that it takes? Hardly a major sacrifice there...
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
#9548 - 2017-05-09 23:37:24 UTC
Vokan Narkar wrote:
I just don't understand why ISDs doesn't enforce rules of this forum subsection. Instead they endorse trollers who are not posting anything constructive and even mocking OPs, closing threads and move it here. Question


Because, ISD, in their hearts, know that AFK cloaking whines are the sad bleating of people who fail at EVE. ISD can't ban their accounts, but they probably don't have any real sense of obligation to protect the failures from justified criticism.
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#9549 - 2017-05-10 00:07:07 UTC
Merin Ryskin wrote:
Vokan Narkar wrote:
I just don't understand why ISDs doesn't enforce rules of this forum subsection. Instead they endorse trollers who are not posting anything constructive and even mocking OPs, closing threads and move it here. Question


Because, ISD, in their hearts, know that AFK cloaking whines are the sad bleating of people who fail at EVE. ISD can't ban their accounts, but they probably don't have any real sense of obligation to protect the failures from justified criticism.


^^^^

It wouldn't surprise me if isd's rolled their eyes just as much as we do when yet another afk cloaky thread pops up despite this sticky.

Saying they don't enforce rules and endorse trolling is a complete fallacy though. Otherwise they wouldn't be locking these redundant threads. They'd leave them open and let us troll hard.

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Tessa Sage
Long Pig Luncheon Meat
Sending Thots And Players
#9550 - 2017-05-10 02:04:06 UTC
Ines Tegator wrote:
There is no way to address cloaking without breaking the gameplay cloaking provides. Depth charges, fuel, capacitor, whatever, all undermine both the defense purpose of cloaking and the recon purpose, not to mention the "I have to take a bio break" aspect. Besides, cloaking is not the problem. The problem is with Local. A cloaker who is truly afk is harmless in every way. His only power is in making you paranoid.

Option 1: Remove cloakers from local:
-solves problem.
-creates new problems, such as surprise cynos.
-reduces the value of nullsec by making it more like wormholes.
-not a good idea.

Option 2: Remove inactive cloakers from local:
-solves problem
-makes local EVEN BETTER intel, since it will tell you whether a cloaker is active or not.
-much better then option 1, though still not ideal...


Okay frontpage pointed out the best way for kspace to get back to gaming: if someone enters local but they are still holding their gate cloak, they don't appear in the list. If that same person activates a covert ops cloak and begins navigating, they vanish from the list and, if quick enough, the server might not even tick their name for that odd second or two.

Compromise, Defense: cloaked ships will appear on Dscan with a vaguely discernible indication of sig radius and nothing more, and only when navigating. No amount of effort from the defending side can decloak them without really good Dscan narrowing skills (warping to a self-made bookmark within 2 kilometers of their present hiding spot). Justification: Dscan signal occlusion. Something prevented the full packet of scanned data from returning in that general direction of space. If the ship is decloaked through conventional close-in tactics, they appear on local and, of course, are lockable on your overview.

Compromise, Offense: Fitting a specialized Covert Ops module that works like any Polarized / Microjump item will remove the vessel from any Dscan attempts or at the very least throw off narrowing by 100km or more. The trade-off is while activating this module, the ship loses its suite of resists and incurs a heavy yet slow-cycle capacitor drain. Justification: Balance, given the Dscan upgrade for the defending Sov.
Xcom
Eclipse Strike Unit
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#9551 - 2017-05-10 13:53:08 UTC
Merin Ryskin wrote:
Xcom wrote:
At this day and age every individual have the privilege to a PC, internet and electricity you fool. Its what you do with it that matters. Its only when you distance yourself to eve as an actual game you realize how pathetic and small you have to be to get enjoyment from camping for months. When you have to get enjoyment from stomping on other people in a PC game in a manner of camping like the AFK camping, keeping a PC running for days, logging in right after DT just to maximize your efforts, spend hours and hours for either a cheep cheesy kill or in general for harassment you really have hit rock bottom as a true game addict.

You as the defender of this nolife crap mechanic have hit an even lower standard.


Where did you get this bizarre idea that AFK camping means making some kind of life sacrifices? You just don't bother logging out when you play EVE, people aren't setting an alarm clock to log on the moment downtime finishes or giving up on more important things in life. In fact, given the time savings of not having to log back in when you come back later, there's no reason not to go AFK while cloaked. And even if you're logging in first thing in the morning, that's what, 30 seconds at most that it takes? Hardly a major sacrifice there...

Are you actually kidding yourself, the simple act of subbing and going through the trouble of setting up a hot drop then going through the trouble or afking in that system is just as dumb as there even being a mechanic that allows for it.

You either have to be really stupid to not seeing it or you really like the idea of sticking it to the anti AFK cloaking crowd. This mechanic is so stupid by any standard, both from the viewpoint of the person AFK cloaking, the mechanic that actually allows for it and the idiots who think this is somehow logically making sense in that it balances out some other area of the game.

There is no amount of stupid in this world. Specially when there are fools on this earth deluding themselves to the point where the twisted bizarre nature of something as bad as this s**t mechanic somehow fills a role. The only role this mechanic fills is what I would simply describe as a massive f**kup when implementing the cloaking mechanic.

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
#9552 - 2017-05-10 14:00:48 UTC
Xcom wrote:
Are you actually kidding yourself, the simple act of subbing and going through the trouble of setting up a hot drop then going through the trouble or afking in that system is just as dumb as there even being a mechanic that allows for it.


Lolwut? The people who are doing this are already subscribing and already setting up to kill you. The only question is whether they log out when they go AFK, or just leave EVE running. Have you actually done AFK cloaking? Because you seem to have a completely incorrect idea of how much effort it requires, or even what it involves doing.

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What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.


It's hardly an addiction when you're literally talking about "spend 30 seconds logging in, then walk away". This is not WoW addiction where you're peeing in bottles because you can't interrupt your gaming to get to the bathroom, the level of effort given to AFK cloaking is negligible and has zero effect on the rest of your life.

As for the rest, it's the same old pathetic bleating of carebears who can't stand that nullsec PvE can't be farmed just like highsec. The same old whines about how AFK cloaking is "lame", the same attempts to portray the people who do it as no-life failures offline, etc. None of it is new, none of it is useful, and all of it demonstrates why CCP created a trash can thread to hold all the AFK cloaking whines.
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#9553 - 2017-05-10 14:11:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Linus Gorp
Xcom wrote:
Merin Ryskin wrote:
Xcom wrote:
At this day and age every individual have the privilege to a PC, internet and electricity you fool. Its what you do with it that matters. Its only when you distance yourself to eve as an actual game you realize how pathetic and small you have to be to get enjoyment from camping for months. When you have to get enjoyment from stomping on other people in a PC game in a manner of camping like the AFK camping, keeping a PC running for days, logging in right after DT just to maximize your efforts, spend hours and hours for either a cheep cheesy kill or in general for harassment you really have hit rock bottom as a true game addict.

You as the defender of this nolife crap mechanic have hit an even lower standard.


Where did you get this bizarre idea that AFK camping means making some kind of life sacrifices? You just don't bother logging out when you play EVE, people aren't setting an alarm clock to log on the moment downtime finishes or giving up on more important things in life. In fact, given the time savings of not having to log back in when you come back later, there's no reason not to go AFK while cloaked. And even if you're logging in first thing in the morning, that's what, 30 seconds at most that it takes? Hardly a major sacrifice there...

Are you actually kidding yourself, the simple act of subbing and going through the trouble of setting up a hot drop then going through the trouble or afking in that system is just as dumb as there even being a mechanic that allows for it.

You either have to be really stupid to not seeing it or you really like the idea of sticking it to the anti AFK cloaking crowd. This mechanic is so stupid by any standard, both from the viewpoint of the person AFK cloaking, the mechanic that actually allows for it and the idiots who think this is somehow logically making sense in that it balances out some other area of the game.

There is no amount of stupid in this world. Specially when there are fools on this earth deluding themselves to the point where the twisted bizarre nature of something as bad as this s**t mechanic somehow fills a role. The only role this mechanic fills is what I would simply describe as a massive f**kup when implementing the cloaking mechanic.

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.

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Teckos Pech
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#9554 - 2017-05-10 17:48:54 UTC
Tessa Sage wrote:
Ines Tegator wrote:
There is no way to address cloaking without breaking the gameplay cloaking provides. Depth charges, fuel, capacitor, whatever, all undermine both the defense purpose of cloaking and the recon purpose, not to mention the "I have to take a bio break" aspect. Besides, cloaking is not the problem. The problem is with Local. A cloaker who is truly afk is harmless in every way. His only power is in making you paranoid.

Option 1: Remove cloakers from local:
-solves problem.
-creates new problems, such as surprise cynos.
-reduces the value of nullsec by making it more like wormholes.
-not a good idea.

Option 2: Remove inactive cloakers from local:
-solves problem
-makes local EVEN BETTER intel, since it will tell you whether a cloaker is active or not.
-much better then option 1, though still not ideal...


Okay frontpage pointed out the best way for kspace to get back to gaming: if someone enters local but they are still holding their gate cloak, they don't appear in the list. If that same person activates a covert ops cloak and begins navigating, they vanish from the list and, if quick enough, the server might not even tick their name for that odd second or two.

Compromise, Defense: cloaked ships will appear on Dscan with a vaguely discernible indication of sig radius and nothing more, and only when navigating. No amount of effort from the defending side can decloak them without really good Dscan narrowing skills (warping to a self-made bookmark within 2 kilometers of their present hiding spot). Justification: Dscan signal occlusion. Something prevented the full packet of scanned data from returning in that general direction of space. If the ship is decloaked through conventional close-in tactics, they appear on local and, of course, are lockable on your overview.

Compromise, Offense: Fitting a specialized Covert Ops module that works like any Polarized / Microjump item will remove the vessel from any Dscan attempts or at the very least throw off narrowing by 100km or more. The trade-off is while activating this module, the ship loses its suite of resists and incurs a heavy yet slow-cycle capacitor drain. Justification: Balance, given the Dscan upgrade for the defending Sov.


That is not a compromise at all. On one side you have people saying local is too strong. On the other, we have recently had people implicitly agreeing with the notion of letting cloaked ships be subject probing, but certain ships being removed from local. Buffing an already powerful mechanic is not a solution.

Is local ever wrong? No. It is 100% accurate.
Does local give the resident player and advantage? Yes, you will see an intruder before he even loads grid.
Can local be subverted in anyway? Only by cloaked ships.

This "compromise" weakens the last one.

That is not a compromise.

A compromise would be like the solution I noted above, some cloaking ships are removed from local, but all cloaking ships vulnerable to being probed. No more AFK cloaky camping, and yet a way to hunt ratters who are not using probes to ensure they are not being lurked up on.

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Teckos Pech
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#9555 - 2017-05-10 18:14:46 UTC
Xcom wrote:

At this day and age every individual have the privilege to a PC, internet and electricity you fool. Its what you do with it that matters. Its only when you distance yourself to eve as an actual game you realize how pathetic and small you have to be to get enjoyment from camping for months. When you have to get enjoyment from stomping on other people in a PC game in a manner of camping like the AFK camping, keeping a PC running for days, logging in right after DT just to maximize your efforts, spend hours and hours for either a cheep cheesy kill or in general for harassment you really have hit rock bottom as a true game addict.

You as the defender of this nolife crap mechanic have hit an even lower standard.


Do you get this pissy when you lose at monopoly too? Do you upend the board and stomp of shrieking, "No life loser!!!"?

I think it is long past time you put down the pacifier and grew up.

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek

8 Golden Rules for EVE Online

Teckos Pech
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#9556 - 2017-05-10 19:01:19 UTC
Xcom wrote:

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.


My guess is the AFK campers is more sane than those raging against it. He logs in, activates his cloak. Then goes and reads a book, goes to see a movie. Make dinner. Go to work. Hang out with friends. Periodically checking to see if some other player is foolish enough to start ratting. If so, they sends out a ping for a fleet, if not he goes outside and walks his dog. Or he goes to the beach, grocery shopping, or any other myriad of things that occupy our lives.

In the mean time there is a carebear rage posting on the forums about that psychopathic AFK cloaky camper.

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek

8 Golden Rules for EVE Online

Xcom
Eclipse Strike Unit
Jump On Contact..
#9557 - 2017-05-11 06:46:52 UTC
Teckos Pech wrote:
Xcom wrote:

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.


My guess is the AFK campers is more sane than those raging against it. He logs in, activates his cloak. Then goes and reads a book, goes to see a movie. Make dinner. Go to work. Hang out with friends. Periodically checking to see if some other player is foolish enough to start ratting. If so, they sends out a ping for a fleet, if not he goes outside and walks his dog. Or he goes to the beach, grocery shopping, or any other myriad of things that occupy our lives.

In the mean time there is a carebear rage posting on the forums about that psychopathic AFK cloaky camper.

lol, you just trapped yourself in a really stupid post here sunny.

Why not just turn of the game and just play something else if your not playing. And why should you be allowed to impact the ones that do when your not even playing.

Its like that fat kid who rather smash the toys so others cant play if he's not. Funny how some idiots rather give the fat kid a cookie for the misbehavior.
Teckos Pech
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#9558 - 2017-05-11 06:55:06 UTC
Xcom wrote:
Teckos Pech wrote:
Xcom wrote:

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.


My guess is the AFK campers is more sane than those raging against it. He logs in, activates his cloak. Then goes and reads a book, goes to see a movie. Make dinner. Go to work. Hang out with friends. Periodically checking to see if some other player is foolish enough to start ratting. If so, they sends out a ping for a fleet, if not he goes outside and walks his dog. Or he goes to the beach, grocery shopping, or any other myriad of things that occupy our lives.

In the mean time there is a carebear rage posting on the forums about that psychopathic AFK cloaky camper.

lol, you just trapped yourself in a really stupid post here sunny.

Why not just turn of the game and just play something else if your not playing. And why should you be allowed to impact the ones that do when your not even playing.

Its like that fat kid who rather smash the toys so others cant play if he's not. Funny how some idiots rather give the fat kid a cookie for the misbehavior.


Because that is the way local works. It reports you if you are ATK or AFK. It is the one thing that renders local less than perfect.

It is a good thing. It undermines local...it is the only thing that undermines local. Every other suggestion here has generally been along those lines save for a few.

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek

8 Golden Rules for EVE Online

Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Astral Alliance
#9559 - 2017-05-11 07:01:55 UTC
Teckos Pech wrote:
Xcom wrote:

What kind of an idiot thinks that camping a PC game for months, not hours or days, MONTHS is logically sane, then defend it with tooth and nail. Its probably something some psychologist should write a paper on. Should call it the Critical point of game addiction.


My guess is the AFK campers is more sane than those raging against it. He logs in, activates his cloak. Then goes and reads a book, goes to see a movie. Make dinner. Go to work. Hang out with friends. Periodically checking to see if some other player is foolish enough to start ratting. If so, they sends out a ping for a fleet, if not he goes outside and walks his dog. Or he goes to the beach, grocery shopping, or any other myriad of things that occupy our lives.

In the mean time there is a carebear rage posting on the forums about that psychopathic AFK cloaky camper.


Raging against it? LOL, that concept of raging about it is where you are totally delusional and showing perhaps a touch of insanity, there are people who post about this in exasperation which people like you jump on and tar other with that brush, but that is your own delusional thought process.

The majority of people post about it making suggestions on how to improve the game to remove AFK play in the spirit of Eve, thankfully CCP seem to be listening to those people and the de-cloaking wave will be introduced at some point, those that are active will simply re-cloak, but those who are AFK will be probed down and removed. Of course there will be bots made to get around this but I for one will be reporting people who I know are AFK.

I would have preferred my AFK flag, but the de-cloaking wave works for me and is more in the spirit of Eve in terms of giving a counter. If I can get at the person who is AFK which was always my issue then I will be happy, this de-cloaking wave will have little or no impact on active play and you and people like you who want to change local because you are bad at Eve is not going to work with CCP.

And when this change comes into place I am going to kill a load of campers, I am already sorting out a top level scanning alt with the fit and all the implants for super fast combat scanning. I am going to be one very happy bunny Big smile

When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.

Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp

Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#9560 - 2017-05-11 07:04:32 UTC
Xcom wrote:
Why not just turn of the game and just play something else if your not playing. And why should you be allowed to impact the ones that do when your not even playing.

Its like that fat kid who rather smash the toys so others cant play if he's not. Funny how some idiots rather give the fat kid a cookie for the misbehavior.

How can someone that's not there affect anyone else?

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.