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Military Songs, Part II: Even More Offensive
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Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#1 - 2017-04-28 01:13:17 UTC
Napalm sticks to Gallente children
All the children of the Fed
Be they yellow, black, or white
Hear them screaming in the night
Cause napalm sticks to little kids

*****


If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my momma I did my best
Put me in my dress greys
Polish my boots for days
Bury me deep in the ground
All the way, six feet down
But in my coffin, put a gun
So even dead, I can have my fun

(There's a huge tempo change here. The formation leader might also pick up the pace of the run a bit, just to get the blood flowing.)

Killin' the Gallente!
Kill 'em every day.
That's how I earn my living
How I earn my pay.

(Usually there's a unit motto here, and maybe some other unit specific slogans to finish it out.)

*****


My favorite one is not able to be posted here, given the rules, but it describes a Gallente prostitute with breasts so big they wouldn't fit in a bucket and a who-ha so nasty that a dog would not fornicate with it.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#2 - 2017-04-28 01:16:45 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:

Cause napalm sticks to little kids


And deceitful twits, as it happens.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#3 - 2017-04-28 05:16:36 UTC
Goggles, people. Always wear your special IGS-viewing goggles, lest you cut your eyeball reading an edgy post.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#4 - 2017-04-28 08:36:40 UTC
Distasteful.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#5 - 2017-04-28 09:03:18 UTC
Came here expecting elaborated memetic references, found only childlike constructions on agression to infants and genitalia adjectives.

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Templar Thal Vadam
Dark Sefrim Six
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2017-04-28 15:18:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Templar Thal Vadam
*Long and annoyed sigh*

My old war songs are better then this tripe
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#7 - 2017-04-28 20:25:57 UTC
Then post them.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Templar Thal Vadam
Dark Sefrim Six
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2017-04-28 20:31:36 UTC
An old friend of mine, Brutor gun for hire taught my old fighting group this one. Was always fun after beating up the TLF if for ironies sake
https://soundcloud.com/keith-c-mccormic/matars-new-valklears
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#9 - 2017-04-28 21:02:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Cambridge Schmidt
You'd think she worships massacring Federal citizens at this rate.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2017-04-29 03:57:56 UTC
Very nice song, thank you!

And yes, I think I have noticed, some gallente or gallente wannabes even artificially enhance their mammary glands without practical purpose so they are looking terribly ugly like bloated blisters. Urgh. They are just disgusting swines like that!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2017-04-29 04:14:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Templar Thal Vadam wrote:
An old friend of mine, Brutor gun for hire taught my old fighting group this one. Was always fun after beating up the TLF if for ironies sake
https://soundcloud.com/keith-c-mccormic/matars-new-valklears


This is pretty recently composed, isn't it? Since it is only relevant to cloned Vaklears.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Templar Thal Vadam
Dark Sefrim Six
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2017-04-29 14:13:03 UTC
Indeed...Feels like it was a long time ago though. I miss those days
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2017-05-01 23:20:07 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Very nice song, thank you!

And yes, I think I have noticed, some gallente or gallente wannabes even artificially enhance their mammary glands without practical purpose so they are looking terribly ugly like bloated blisters. Urgh. They are just disgusting swines like that!

I detect a note of envy. You're just jealous because you're flatter then a Barghest.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#14 - 2017-05-02 05:10:23 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
You're just jealous because you're flatter then a Barghest.


Absolutely savage !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#15 - 2017-05-02 13:22:51 UTC
Song about gallente strumpet is not a military song tho.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#16 - 2017-05-02 15:12:08 UTC
It is when it's a marching cadence used in training.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#17 - 2017-05-02 20:06:12 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
It is when it's a marching cadence used in training.

Everything is a military song when used in a marching cadence during training...

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#18 - 2017-05-02 20:23:13 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
It is when it's a marching cadence used in training.

Did your MTI let you use such song during training?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2017-05-03 01:14:28 UTC
Ashlar Vellum wrote:
Arrendis wrote:
It is when it's a marching cadence used in training.

Did your MTI let you use such song during training?


You will be surprised to hear that it's the MTI who taught the recruits all these.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#20 - 2017-05-03 19:04:22 UTC
Heh, well surprise is an understatement. MTIs are usually strict to the extreme, especially during training when they drill discipline and compliance of following orders in to your skull.
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