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Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#141 - 2017-04-19 16:12:34 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:

I did try a 'Destination Flagellation' night one time but that wasn't my thing, I prefer wanton restriction to wanton destruction myself.


A pity... it would have been glorious.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#142 - 2017-04-19 16:57:12 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
To the second, uh, what Jev said. Some things are best kept private.


But mah popcorn!

(Elmund: It's always better with entertainment.)
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#143 - 2017-04-19 17:21:58 UTC
It's pretty crap as far as spectator sports go, Red. Too many amateurs that don't know what the hell they're doing.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#144 - 2017-04-19 18:00:15 UTC
Alessienne Ellecon wrote:
My main thought the whole time I was reading this thread was:

What do you think they do with their slaves? Amarrians have slaves for all sorts of purposes, or so I've been told.

To the protesting and indignant Amarrians in this thread: you can sputter and shout all you want, but we all know you touch yourselves at night, sinfully or otherwise.

Caldari, you really need to lighten up. Get laid.

Don't tell us what to do and we don't tell you where to go.
In fact, I'll prefer to actually make you lay.
Under my Caldari Navy jackboot.

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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#145 - 2017-04-19 18:12:14 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Alessienne Ellecon wrote:
My main thought the whole time I was reading this thread was:

What do you think they do with their slaves? Amarrians have slaves for all sorts of purposes, or so I've been told.

To the protesting and indignant Amarrians in this thread: you can sputter and shout all you want, but we all know you touch yourselves at night, sinfully or otherwise.

Caldari, you really need to lighten up. Get laid.

Don't tell us what to do and we don't tell you where to go.
In fact, I'll prefer to actually make you lay.
Under my Caldari Navy jackboot.

Guess we all learned something new about you...
Arrendis
TK Corp
#146 - 2017-04-19 18:38:32 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
It's pretty crap as far as spectator sports go, Red. Too many amateurs that don't know what the hell they're doing.


Oh, Miz... you have to watch it as farce.


Diana Kim wrote:

Don't tell us what to do and we don't tell you where to go.


But you do tell everyone where to go. Constantly. So by your own measure, we get to tell you what to do. Thanks, Di!
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#147 - 2017-04-19 18:42:07 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
It's pretty crap as far as spectator sports go, Red. Too many amateurs that don't know what the hell they're doing.


Oh, Miz... you have to watch it as farce.


Too much cringe.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#148 - 2017-04-19 19:25:23 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
But mah popcorn!


I think that was a suggestion for at least a private showing.

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#149 - 2017-04-20 04:37:57 UTC
Arrendis wrote:

But you do tell everyone where to go. Constantly. So by your own measure, we get to tell you what to do. Thanks, Di!

I think Nauplius has made up a very nice place that will suit perfectly as a destination for your particular person.

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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#150 - 2017-04-20 09:21:57 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Arrendis wrote:

But you do tell everyone where to go. Constantly. So by your own measure, we get to tell you what to do. Thanks, Di!

I think Nauplius has made up a very nice place that will suit perfectly as a destination for your particular person.


Please, this is a nice, pleasant discussion about cultural differences. If you wish to bring violence into it I suggest you go visit Casserina. She at least would get some fun from that.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#151 - 2017-04-20 21:21:21 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
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Please, this is a nice, pleasant discussion about cultural differences. If you wish to bring violence into it I suggest you go visit Casserina. She at least would get some fun from that.


Now let's not bring Nauplius into this.

I can say this. A night with Sani Sabik can bring such wonderful pleasures that would leave you hungering for more. Pain and Pleasure is all the same.

Passion ignites the Blood and begets more Passion thus the cycle never ends.


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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#152 - 2017-04-20 21:43:22 UTC
Pain and pleasure are rather distinct, in my experience.

Perhaps we simply have different experiences of the two - but there's nothing sexy about a broken kneecap.

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Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#153 - 2017-04-20 21:46:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Perhaps we simply have different experiences of the two - but there's nothing sexy about a broken kneecap.

No, but there's something very hot about a witch tied to a pyre.

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Arrendis
TK Corp
#154 - 2017-04-20 22:09:15 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Arrendis wrote:

But you do tell everyone where to go. Constantly. So by your own measure, we get to tell you what to do. Thanks, Di!

I think Nauplius has made up a very nice place that will suit perfectly as a destination for your particular person.


See? Telling me where to go again. And by Nappy's metrics, I am indeed going there. So, Diana: were you lying, or do I get to tell you what to do now?
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#155 - 2017-04-20 23:24:46 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Perhaps we simply have different experiences of the two - but there's nothing sexy about a broken kneecap.

No, but there's something very hot about a witch tied to a pyre.


That's not what you said when we had Kala flying for us.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Alessienne Ellecon
Doomheim
#156 - 2017-04-26 12:48:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Alessienne Ellecon
Jev North wrote:
Well, that settles it - I'm pivoting away from capsuleering and opening a lemonade stand, because there's clearly a lot of very thirsty people around.

Alessienne Ellecon wrote:
Caldari, you really need to lighten up. Get laid.

Caldari, in the large, have the proper times and places for things on their minds. Like "not in the middle of the IGS."


But doing it in the middle of the IGS is FUN. Something Caldari party poopers generally don't understand.

Diana Kim wrote:

In fact, I'll prefer to actually make you lay.
Under my Caldari Navy jackboot.


I didn't know you were into the kinky stuff. Lol

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Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
#157 - 2017-04-26 14:42:43 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:

No, but there's something very hot about a witch tied to a pyre.


I knew you were kinky!

I´ll watch some more to see if you let go only with people at your mercy while being humble with those you think as equals or superiors.

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Eumache
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#158 - 2017-04-28 03:43:20 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Down with this sort of thing.


I guess even the most devout and holy Amarrians have finally stopped being such prudes.

It's hard to tell which race is which anymore anyway so why don't we all just have one big orgy and get it over with, who am I to turn down a good time.

Is this a bring your own lube and toys affair? Have we decided on a meetup location?
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#159 - 2017-04-28 13:05:56 UTC
Eumache wrote:
It's hard to tell which race is which anymore anyway so why don't we all just have one big orgy and get it over with[..].
This Idea is better than most of you think, as long as we don't use anti-conception.
The only problem...this idea requires that the very peace it will create already has to be sort of there at the start.
But fortunately there are drugs.
Hmm.
Drugs are great.

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#160 - 2017-04-28 16:11:58 UTC
An acquaintance tells me that there are Certain Rules, for conducting an "Orgy", as defined by certain members of the Cult of the Lash, who are a bit out there, in terms of what they believe.

Anyway:

1. All Orgy Participants have to be free of communicable disease, and submit to testing to prove this, prior to kick-off.
2. Last one standing is the winner.
3. A Participant may be cautioned or, if the offence warrants it, sent off, if in the opinion of the referee(s), the participant has committed a foul on another Participant.
4. Offences include, but are not limited to, Unsporting Conduct, Violent Conduct, Simulation, Offensive Language.
5. The Referee's decision is final.
6. If at the end of the regulation time, there is no clear winner, the Orgy will enter Extra Time.

The other rules for orgies, are of course, obvious, and do not need to be stated here.

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