These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Warfare & Tactics

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page12
 

Looking For sponsors and donations
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Fred The Finger
Naughty9
#21 - 2017-03-31 14:07:33 UTC
Nein, ich lebe, ist osnabruck, würdest du freundlich sein und eine Spende hinterlassen, die nach 3 Milliarden isk sucht, danke Bruder

fat lazy bullies love this game yep im talking to you :)
Fred The Finger
Naughty9
#22 - 2017-03-31 14:08:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Fred The Finger
looking for donations to help your local poor pirates
initally looking for 3 billion for our first lot off wars then hope to maintain 3 bill a week
ecome a sponsor today or just make a sneaky donation and be on your way

fat lazy bullies love this game yep im talking to you :)
Mister Tuggles
Dickhead Corner
#23 - 2017-03-31 15:35:38 UTC
I'm taking donations so I can get hammered and fly armageddons solo in nullsec looking for pvp.

Send donations to me, and I'll send you my loss mails. I may even start putting it on YouTube.

Thanks in advance.
Fred The Finger
Naughty9
#24 - 2017-03-31 15:46:20 UTC
make your own post

fat lazy bullies love this game yep im talking to you :)
Keno Skir
#25 - 2017-03-31 15:51:23 UTC
Fred The Finger wrote:
make your own post


This is a crap idea. I like it. Get in touch.

Black Lanterns Blog <- Read my ramblings -.-

250,000 Bonus SP when you start an Alpha Clone HERE <---
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#26 - 2017-03-31 16:29:56 UTC
I WOULD LIKE DONATIONS FOR SUPER CAPITAL DRUNKEN WELP

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Fred The Finger
Naughty9
#27 - 2017-03-31 16:40:54 UTC
and here come the bell ends !!!
this was a serious post and like most things in this game sour twats have to try and be funny :)

fat lazy bullies love this game yep im talking to you :)
Loutro Fift
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#28 - 2017-04-01 05:47:53 UTC
Professor Sternu Tarantoga wrote:
Englisch als dritte Sprache? Naja.. so lange nicht Latein die erste Fremdsprache war. Lol Und bitte sag' mir, dass Du nicht aus Berlin kommst.

Lol
Keno Skir
#29 - 2017-04-01 10:10:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Keno Skir
Fred The Finger wrote:
and here come the bell ends !!!
this was a serious post and like most things in this game sour twats have to try and be funny :)


This thread started with a bell end.

Black Lanterns Blog <- Read my ramblings -.-

250,000 Bonus SP when you start an Alpha Clone HERE <---
Fred The Finger
Naughty9
#30 - 2017-04-01 11:51:11 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Fred The Finger wrote:
and here come the bell ends !!!
this was a serious post and like most things in this game sour twats have to try and be funny :)


This thread started with a bell end.



You are eve leading bell end :)

fat lazy bullies love this game yep im talking to you :)
YeuxVerts Belle
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2017-04-04 08:32:16 UTC
Sorry, i forgot to check that thread during the weekend. I should have, it's very interesting.

Fred The Finger wrote:
sorry i think there has been some mis comunications here we are in no use of the word MERCs nor do we want to be

we feel like we are more like in a loss term , like Black beard , lazy pirates that cant be bothered shaving
donations are for ships and whores and we would all like a pet fredo.


Your description is improving, in a way. You're not mercs, you're just shooting people according to your choices, and you're requesting donations out of laziness.

This is not a scam, nor a merc service. This is downright begging. You'll have better luck in Jita local.

The above message presents my opinions on the topic at hand. If there is a conflict between my views and reality, consider reality to be correct until proven otherwise.
Cory Za
Republic Military School
#32 - 2017-04-05 19:20:00 UTC
TIP:
# Don't be scared of Null
# Get to Null, goto a NPC station and clone. Jump back to High, take another ship out to null.
You now have 2 ships in null.. pick a fight and get your first kill.

If your unable to do PvP in a real PvP area with real pvpers
# War dec a corp on your own, even a one man corp can have fun with a war dec, if you pick your target.

"Don't be afraid to fail, be afraid to not try" - Jorym
Keno Skir
#33 - 2017-04-05 19:29:16 UTC
Fred The Finger wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:
Fred The Finger wrote:
and here come the bell ends !!!
this was a serious post and like most things in this game sour twats have to try and be funny :)


This thread started with a bell end.



You are eve leading bell end :)


Holy **** is this actually true? I mean i'm flattered but surely not Pirate

Can i have a medal now please?

Maybe you could pay me a visit and hang it personally?

Pirate

Black Lanterns Blog <- Read my ramblings -.-

250,000 Bonus SP when you start an Alpha Clone HERE <---
Miss Local
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2017-04-07 19:40:35 UTC
I am a trustworthy person looking to join a sponsored corp to do hisec warfare. I offer my complete dedication, all I need is three (in words: 3) blingy combat ships to be contracted to me to know you are serious. I will also help to aquire marks for the donations.

Regards,
eff-oney effoneersson
Deadmeat Zukalick
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2017-04-10 03:40:38 UTC
Fred The Finger wrote:
and here come the bell ends !!!
this was a serious post and like most things in this game sour twats have to try and be funny :)


Do you expect people to take you seriously.

First off, your signature gives me the impression that your butthurt carebear doing really obtuse satire of what you consider to be High sec PVPers.

But if you serious about this, that only shows that you do not understand how generosity works. People don't just give things away for no reason. People usually are generous for a reason. The reason may be that the generous person is hoping that the favour will be returned someday(IE. paying it forward). Or that the gift will benefit the wider community. Or that they simply empathize with the person that they are giving to.

Lets go over these and see if they apply to you.

Will your sponsor get anything in return?
Not that I can see. Your posts only talk about what you will get out of the deal. You offer nothing in return that I can see.

Will giving isk to you improve the wider eve community?
Nope. You may respond to this by saying that you are providing content. But so is every other merc/pirate/PVP corp out there. And they are not asking for handout's. What are you doing different that justifies this special treatment. Nothing as far as I have seen.

Can people empathize with your situation?
Hell no! The only justification you have given for needing the ISK is that your lazy. Laziness is an attitude not an affliction. Nobody is going to sympathize with that. For an RL analogy consider how you would react to the following scenario. Imagine you are walking in the park and a 20 year old dude sitting on a bench gestures you to come near. When you come near he tell you that he has to buy groceries but is to comfortable and does not want to get up. He then ask you to do his groceries for him. He doesn't offer any reward and expects you to pay for it. As well the nearest store is 15 min away. Now I ask, if you were placed in this situation, would you do this stranger's grocery? OF COURSE NOT!!!

Someone else compared you to a Jita chat beggar. But that is actually unfair to Jita beggars. Most of them make the effort to to come up with some sort of sob story to make you feel sorry for them and to cover up there laziness(Space gnomes blew up my orca, can I please has some isk to buy a new one). But this guy can't even be arsed to do that.

I seriously hope your trolling, for your own sake.

Behold the horror that is my sense of humour
Keno Skir
#36 - 2017-04-12 15:09:14 UTC
Previous page12