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Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2017-04-08 20:41:30 UTC
Yo, you Eve insiders, yes, you that is reading this, I need some news please about what has been going on lately regarding:

- Which alliances are doing notable things at the moment?
- Pandemic and Goons?
- Mittani
- CODE.
- Solo PVP
-CCP being sold to Ubisoft?

things like that, thanks
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#2 - 2017-04-08 20:46:21 UTC
The much praised corp, "It's All About Me" has confirmed it will not be disbanding.

Thank God for small miracles.

Mr Epeen Cool
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-04-08 20:51:00 UTC
Okay, don't let anyone know I told you this but CCP is secretly being sold to Elon Musk in a joint project with Mars one to find candidates. Random eve players will be offered trips to 'fanfest' but on arrival will be gassed and a bag put over their head until they are removed to a secure location. CCP gets their cut and as extra revenue they begin including references to musks projects all over eve.

The other rumour is it may be bought out by McDonald's and each purchase of a Big Mac and fries comes with plex to make your isk injecting experience that much more enjoyable.

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Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2017-04-08 20:55:51 UTC
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Okay, don't let anyone know I told you this but CCP is secretly being sold to Elon Musk in a joint project with Mars one to find candidates. Random eve players will be offered trips to 'fanfest' but on arrival will be gassed and a bag put over their head until they are removed to a secure location. CCP gets their cut and as extra revenue they begin including references to musks projects all over eve.

The other rumour is it may be bought out by McDonald's and each purchase of a Big Mac and fries comes with plex to make your isk injecting experience that much more enjoyable.


old plex or neo-plex? **** i'm gonna get fat no matter which one. but its good to know what your getting in advance.
Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#5 - 2017-04-08 21:13:21 UTC
Goons Karma fleet is fixing to pour out of their wormhole and pour all over BOB like maple syrup.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#6 - 2017-04-08 21:22:54 UTC
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Okay, don't let anyone know I told you this but CCP is secretly being sold to Elon Musk in a joint project with Mars one to find candidates. Random eve players will be offered trips to 'fanfest' but on arrival will be gassed and a bag put over their head until they are removed to a secure location. CCP gets their cut and as extra revenue they begin including references to musks projects all over eve.

The other rumour is it may be bought out by McDonald's and each purchase of a Big Mac and fries comes with plex to make your isk injecting experience that much more enjoyable.

Would give whole new meaning to Super Size me!!Twisted


Id be all over the Elon Musk thing if it meant a free ride to Mars though.Lol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#7 - 2017-04-08 21:46:36 UTC
Expendable Unit wrote:
Yo, you Eve insiders, yes, you that is reading this, I need some news please about what has been going on lately regarding:

- Which alliances are doing notable things at the moment?
- Pandemic and Goons?
- Mittani
- CODE.
- Solo PVP
-CCP being sold to Ubisoft?

things like that, thanks


You know! Finding out something for oneself is a really empowering thing!
Clockwork Robot
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2017-04-08 22:48:15 UTC
You heard about that farm run by Ghouls? Isn't that somethin?
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#9 - 2017-04-08 23:15:37 UTC
EVE is dying.

R.I.P. Vile Rat
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-04-08 23:44:35 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Id be all over the Elon Musk thing if it meant a free ride to Mars though.Lol

You DO understand that with current technologies it means you will be braindead by arrival with possibility of 90%? Cool

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Jacques d'Orleans
#11 - 2017-04-09 15:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Jacques d'Orleans
Expendable Unit wrote:
Yo, you Eve insiders, yes, you that is reading this, I need some news please about what has been going on lately regarding:

- Which alliances are doing notable things at the moment?
- Pandemic and Goons?
- Mittani
- CODE.
- Solo PVP
-CCP being sold to Ubisoft?

things like that, thanks


Your latest news:
This is Alton Havari reporting for the Scope. Our latest headlines:

  • CCP Seagull stars in remake of classic Steven Seagal movie "Under Siege 2: Carebear territory".
  • Chain of tragic accidental deaths at Ubisoft after rumors of Ubisoft aquiring CCP have been made.
  • Waffles are best with Maple Syrup.
  • The Goons are a pandemic.
  • The Icelandic Army (yes all zero of them) forces the French Army into surrender over
  • "The french dared to try to buy CCP".
  • Carebearism gets his own ICD 10 code

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2017-04-09 18:44:31 UTC
Ok thanks guys, so nothing has changed. Eve still dying then.
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#13 - 2017-04-09 19:36:32 UTC
Expendable Unit wrote:
Ok thanks guys, so nothing has changed. Eve still dying then.

Since July 2003

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Jacques d'Orleans
#14 - 2017-04-09 19:45:39 UTC
Linus Gorp wrote:
Expendable Unit wrote:
Ok thanks guys, so nothing has changed. Eve still dying then.

Since July 2003 ™


FTFY Blink

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.