Crime & Punishment

First, my plan will begin with Content at home which means No safeties, more Enforcement Agents, and protection of content providers. There can be no prosperity without Content.

On the economy, I will outline reforms to add millions of new jobs and trillions in new wealth that can be used to rebuild Crime and Punishment.

A number of these reforms that I will outline tonight will be opposed by some of our Sub Forum's most powerful special interests. That is because these interests have rigged our political and economic system for their exclusive benefit. Believe me. It is for their benefit. For their benefit.

Big business, elite propaganda and major donors are lining up behind the campaign of my opponent because they know she will keep our rigged system in place. They are throwing money at her because they have total control over every single thing she does. She is their puppet, and they pull the strings. That is why her message is that things will never change. Never ever.

My message is that things have to change and they have to change right now. Every day I wake up determined to deliver a better life for the people all across this Sub Forum that had been ignored, neglected and abandoned.

I have visited the laid-off Suspect Baiters, and the Stations crushed by our horrible and unfair Citadel Mechanics. These are the forgotten men and women of our Sub Forum, and they are forgotten, but they will not be forgotten long. These are people who work hard but no longer have a voice. I am your voice.

I have embraced crying Scammers who have lost their Scams because our Officials put their personal agendas for safety before the Sub Forum’s good.

I have no patience for Monotony. No tolerance for Officials incompetence. When innocent people suffer, because our political system lacks the will, or the courage, or the basic decency to enforce our laws, or worse still, has sold out to some corporate lobbyist for cash I am not able to look the other way. And I won't look the other way.

I have joined the political arena so that the people providing the content will no longer no longer be pushed to the side in favour of those who fail to interact with others.

Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it. I have seen firsthand how the system is rigged against our citizens, just like it was rigged against Thermal Damage. He never had a chance.

But his supporters will join our movement, because we will fix his biggest issue: Trade deals that strip our Sub Forum of jobs and the distribution of wealth in the Sub Forum.

Millions of Knights of GD will join our movement, because we are going to fix the system so it works fairly and justly for each and every Forum User.

In this cause, I am proud to have at my side the next Deputy Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment, Mobadder Thworst: President of Veers ‘No NewBro Left Behind’ Initiative and Owner and Operator of the Umokka Third Party Services. And a great guy. We will bring the same economic success to Crime and Punishment that Mobadder brought Umokka, which is amazing. He is a man of character and accomplishment. He is the right man for the job.

The first task for our new administration will be to liberate our citizens from the monotony and tedium and Boredom that threatens their — our Forums.

Crime and Punishment is a Sub Forum of believers, dreamers, and strivers that is being opressed by a group of censors, critics, and cynics. Remember: All of the people telling you you can't have the Sub Forum you want, are the same people, that would not stand, I mean they said Noragen does not have a chance of being here tonight, not a chance, the same people. We love defeating those people, don't we? Love it.

No longer can we rely on those same people. In the media and politics who, will say anything to keep a rigged system in place. Instead, we must choose to believe in Crime and Punishment.

History is watching us now. We don't have much time. It's waiting to see if we will rise to the occasion, and if we will show the whole world that Crime and Punishment is still free and independent and strong.

I am asking for your support tonight so that I can be your champion in the Cross Forum Thunderdome. And I will be a champion.Your champion.

My opponents ask her supporters to recite a three hundred word loyalty Essay.

I choose to recite a different pledge. My pledge reads: "I'm with you the Crime and Punishment people."

I am your voice. So to every Content provider who dreams for the newbros, and every Newbro who dreams to be an Omega, I say these words to you tonight: I'm with you, and I will fight for you, and I will win for you.

To all Capsuleers tonight, in all our Stations and Citadels, I make this promise:
We will make Crime and Punishment strong again.
We will make Crime and Punishment proud again.
We will make Crime and Punishment Exciting again.
And we will make Crime and Punishment great again!
Bob bless you and goodnight! I love you!

I wander how many people didn't fall asleep before the end?

I stopped reading after a the first couple sentences.

Could you resume?


Edit: The format is excruciating to read.

I wanted to read it but I didn't because I'm lazy but Long live norg!!!

Only me it would seem!

But then I am always watching!

C&P used to be a fun read.

Maybe this is what happens when dissenting voices get swamped , people get tired of being told to post with their main or GTFO, and mobile devices run out of power scrolling through the latest rant from Teckos Pech.

Consider it like a trial, Noragen.

It wasn't easy, for Tony Stark to build that, in a cave, with a box of scraps.
It wasn't easy, for the Link to obtain the three spiritual stones.
It wasn't easy, for Al Bundy to keep going to that store every day.
It wasn't easy, for Martin to defeat Badrang, and reclaim his fathers sword.


But that's what made it worth the effort.

#MakeC&Pgreatagain

C&P Forum is an essential part of the Meta Game, to ban someone is to loose them from the community.

When fellow mountain climbers say they climb for personal reasons not the glory; I ask what they sacrificed in weight, shaving grams off in different parts of their kit to make their pack lighter. Then I ask them why they still took a heavy camera to photograph the summit.

If you can't share a record of the experience why summit.


When Holeysheet1 was muted on the forums with a permaban who could he share his exploits. Therefore his existence in Eve felt meaningless.



CCP needs to rethink the system of bans or give certain latitude within limited forums such as C&P - Enter at your own risk regardless of bruised ego's.

Sure some have poor impulse control and a foul tongue, but Reddit seems to have found a balance.

Wtf did I just NOT read?
I this still C&P?