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Dev Blog: A New Deployable From The Upwell Consortium

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#41 - 2017-04-01 16:09:21 UTC
You need to make this as both an isk sink, but also for the laughs.

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Ms Michigan
Aviation Professionals for EVE
#42 - 2017-04-01 16:16:02 UTC
HAHA! Nice. Almost had me, but when I saw those combat boosting amount ...dead giveaway. Love the OMG thing. Didn't even catch that till the comments.

Good to see the CCP I love is still around. Nice joke. o7
Milla Goodpussy
Garoun Investment Bank
#43 - 2017-04-01 16:19:25 UTC
i thought this was real.

i hate you ccp

i really really hate you
SnakeTheBest
Brothership Of EVE
#44 - 2017-04-01 16:23:25 UTC  |  Edited by: SnakeTheBest
PUTOS CCP !!!!!

now you have to make it happen !!!!!!

haganlo real kabrones !!!!
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#45 - 2017-04-01 16:31:55 UTC
Screw April fools, I want this for real.
Zeke Harthura
Steel Riders
#46 - 2017-04-01 16:35:00 UTC
I like the armor rep booster amount cause it's OVER 9000!!!!!
Yosif Veaulore
Lost Stars Inc.
#47 - 2017-04-01 16:37:14 UTC
Been waiting a long time for this Roll
Spacing Cowboy
Perkone
Caldari State
#48 - 2017-04-01 17:13:16 UTC
Finally, a proper way to dispose of my , used up... corpse's ..

Started to stink a little in the "left overs" hanger..
Pergatory Aligery
WinterFel
Brave United
#49 - 2017-04-01 17:32:16 UTC
I think we as the community should demand compensation for your lies CCP. some of us have been waiting for this for years. compensation = you accually do this!!!! corporation april fools is a waste of resources how about accually working on something and not lieing to your community again and again....
Cade Windstalker
#50 - 2017-04-01 17:54:31 UTC
I'll be honest, I'd think this might actually be real except there's no option to not reprocess the corpses, and we all know some CCP employees love their corpse collecting :P
Zer'Adul
Impetuous Industrialism
Manifesto.
#51 - 2017-04-01 18:10:16 UTC
Just going to leave this here...
Penance Toralen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#52 - 2017-04-01 18:58:49 UTC
with all the fine work coming out of the art dept these days, will this update also include new exotic dancers?
Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
#53 - 2017-04-01 20:06:54 UTC
It's good. April 1st it may be, but fits nicely with what New Eden really is. Especially the dodgy Quafe.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#54 - 2017-04-01 20:20:12 UTC
I know this is fake, but we in the RP community really, really, really want some way to "manufacture" Slaves and Freed Slaves out of people and Slaves, respectively. Make it so, CCP.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#55 - 2017-04-01 20:44:19 UTC
I CALLED IT! Years ago I said that some day my corpse collection would be worth something! Now the day has come to reap my rewards!

--Checks date--

Drat.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
CoffinQueen
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#56 - 2017-04-01 21:36:12 UTC
Nice one, CCP Big smile
Nobody tried to take me for a ride today, so thanks for doing the job and making me smile Blink
Lexia Nova
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2017-04-01 21:46:44 UTC
I was going to come here and say - is this a joke? Didnt realise what day of the year it was.

GG CCP it was quite convincing for the first part! But slowly got more unbelieveable as it went on. 5/10
Zircon Dasher
#58 - 2017-04-01 22:01:20 UTC
To bad this new structure can't pull forum posts instead. I guess CCP was thinking about over abundance of material killing the markets?

Nerfing High-sec is never the answer. It is the question. The answer is 'YES'.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#59 - 2017-04-01 22:35:29 UTC
No Thanks. I'll wait for the corpse launcher.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Jack Reaper Jones
Frostfire Flux Industries
#60 - 2017-04-01 23:25:49 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Over the course of the last few weeks you’ve heard more about the ever growing range of Upwell Consortium Structures that are on offer, as well as a little more about the next generation of structures, Refineries, which will also be arriving soon™.

Today we bring you news of a new deployable structure that will be arriving soon, as the Upwell Consortium branches out into the field of deployables with a view to cornering the market.

Check out all the details in the latest Dev Blog here!


Seriously tho, #whencorpselauncher