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Ever lost a ship drunk?

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Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#21 - 2017-03-26 04:23:03 UTC
pppsssh! killed 2 lost 0 #BSB

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Alasdan Helminthauge
AirHogs
Hogs Collective
#22 - 2017-03-26 04:51:12 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
Not drunk but massive sleep deprivation lost me a Machariel to an epic arc mission last night.

Was the gallente arc one of the missions has some pretty crazy dps. Eve survival had told me that. But the last mission they said that on was a breeze so figured I would be fine.

Well my shields evaporated. And my armor dropped by 1/4 in a single volley. And in my sleep deprived state I just stared at it like an idiot.

Wasn't until my low armor alarm sounded a couple seconds later that I even thought to turn my rep per on and start trying to warp put to... anything. .. but by then it was too late. Rip


I've also lost a dominix to an epic arc mission due to massive sleep deprivation.

It was a mission of the Minmatar Epic Arc. I killed the trigger and scrambling frigates then MJDed to a can to loot the mission item. But when I got there, I looked at my inventory and it was totally a mess. Then I decided to arrange my inventory first... (I usually place the salvages and loots in a medium cargo container and just left the scripts, MTU, MD, and MWD and 4 inertial stabilizers in my cargohold.) When I finished that, my ship was already below 50% armor and I hadn't actived my reps yet... RIP
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#23 - 2017-03-26 06:14:30 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I'm only allowed to FC when I'm drunk.
The lads will not follow a sober Irishman into a fight.

I'd be offended but the sober ones are the only ones I lose so ...


Edit: obviously I'm taking the ****,
I'm Irish, I don't get offended.



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Keno Skir
#24 - 2017-03-26 06:18:57 UTC
2 HG Slaved pods from suspect baiting drunk and walking away from PC for various reasons Cool
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#25 - 2017-03-26 07:22:00 UTC
Being "drunk" was never a reason for loosing a ship more like our fleet simply loosing.

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Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#26 - 2017-03-26 07:25:10 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
Being "drunk" was never a reason for loosing a ship more like our fleet simply loosing.

you need to drink more

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#27 - 2017-03-26 07:43:48 UTC
Yes

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#28 - 2017-03-26 09:08:44 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I'm only allowed to FC when I'm drunk.
The lads will not follow a sober Irishman into a fight.

I'd be offended but the sober ones are the only ones I lose so ...


Edit: obviously I'm taking the ****,
I'm Irish, I don't get offended.



If God didn't invent whiskey you guys would be ruling the world.

Fun fact: There's a three hundred year gap in the list of Irish inventions​ after we got to whiskey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Irish_inventions_and_discoveries
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#29 - 2017-03-26 15:15:35 UTC  |  Edited by: MadMuppet
My first Machariel back when they were still a billion isk. While sober I planned the fit. However, by the time I had flown back from Jita with it I had had a couple drinks. I went in to my hangar, fit all the gear, and noticed that it was massively cap stable.

Now, a pause here. I intended it to be nearly cap stable when I made the fit and then work my way out of it (at the time it was the most expensive thing I'd ever purchased and flown). I'd spent a week planning this and picked up all the parts.

I looked over the fit again and everything seemed to be lined up, so I started tearing out cap related equipment and tossing in more Gyros and Tracking enhancers. COOL!

Off I go to a level 4 mission, The Assault if I recall correctly, and get webbed and scrammed. (Triggers? what are triggers? I'm in cap-stable Machariel! I am SUPER-NOOB!). My ship melted like a stick of butter in a blast furnace. In my pod I race back to the station. What happened?

Pissed off at losing half my total wealth in a couple minutes, I made myself another drink and pulled up the Combat log.
Guns? - Check 800mm AC2
Afterburner? - Check 100mn AB2
Shield Booster? - C5-M Emergency Shield Overload I -Che... um.. medium? That was supposed to be a large. Oh, they come in medium and large.

Oh look, there is the Large sitting in the hangar right now, I must have picked up that medium as loot at some point.

So of course I made a 4th drink and sold most of my assets and bought another Mach that same night.. it lasted longer though :)

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Eleonora Crendraven
Global Communications AG
#30 - 2017-03-26 17:43:11 UTC
No. Because finding the undock-button and using it takes too long. Sleep is hitting faster than me hitting that button... Blink

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000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
#31 - 2017-03-26 19:49:51 UTC
no, but i undocked a ship knowing full well it would get blown up!

Does that count? Lol
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#32 - 2017-03-26 22:16:47 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

The lads will not follow a sober Irishman into a fight.


He's right. He's only fun if he's drunk. Doubly so when he's trying to convince you that potatoes are sentient and also an aphrodisiac.

It's a bit of a moral dilemma to be honest. I find the easiest get-out is to nip down to the nearest chippy and let your emotions and raw desires just take over.

**** potatoes and **** their lah-di-dah quasi-intellectual bullshite.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Sameli Adelora
Celestial Industrial Supplies
Templis Strategic Division
#33 - 2017-03-26 23:54:43 UTC
I have never lost a ship because I was drunk. I did however, lose a ship because of a drunk driver. I was running a DED site in a Gila one night and a drunk driver hit the culvert in my drive way. He was doing about 70 mph went off the road in to the ditch and hit my driveway. His car went end over end and landed about 100 feet from where he made impact. When I hear the sound I ran out to his car to see if he was alive. He had a bad cut on his head and a broke arm but was ok. Forty five minutes later after dealing with police and tow trucks all over my yard I came into find my pod sitting next to my wreck.
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#34 - 2017-03-27 00:08:58 UTC
No. I don't drink. Personal preference of enjoying a brain that works.

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Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#35 - 2017-03-27 00:50:02 UTC
I don't think I've ever really lost a ship to being too drunk. Like to keep a nice buzz/flow on when I do drink while playing Smile My losses are all real.

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Jacques d'Orleans
#36 - 2017-03-27 01:23:48 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I'm only allowed to FC when I'm drunk.
The lads will not follow a sober Irishman into a fight.

I'd be offended but the sober ones are the only ones I lose so ...


Edit: obviously I'm taking the ****,
I'm Irish, I don't get offended.



Drunk EvE best EvE!Lol
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#37 - 2017-03-27 05:39:48 UTC
Lots, I pretty much drink whenever I'm playing eve out of habit now so I could technically put all my losses down to drunk driving.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

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Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#38 - 2017-03-27 06:34:46 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
No. I don't drink. Personal preference of enjoying a brain that works.

good thing I broke my brain a while ago, the drinking doesn't seem to make it run much worse

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March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2017-03-27 07:02:01 UTC
Last time i was really drunk and played EvE i lost my afktarin haven. Decided to loot it, bought another one and warped to that anomaly. Looted and decided to finish it. And then - another gang.

Bought 3rd afktar in a row i decided to not repeat the same Lol

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Jeremiah Saken
The Fall of Leviathan
#40 - 2017-03-27 07:16:52 UTC
I'm always full of bourbon when I'm doing stupid things in EvE. Like month ago. I undocked in mining barge. Then fell asleep. In Amarr.

"I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas..." - Herman Melville

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