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Announcing the WINGSPAN Torpedo OutReach Program
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Trip Erata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2017-03-17 03:13:35 UTC
It is my great pleasure to announce the formation of the WINGSPAN Torpedo OutReach Program, or "TORP" Fleets.

We at WINGSPAN Delivery Services, having conquered the entirety of J-Space within 5km of all the high-sec statics, have decided that our woeful neglect of K-Space has to stop. In order to address this deficiency, and with the assistance of the people behind the UniBombers NBSI BLOPs fleet, we are establishing a brand new public NPSI BLOPs fleet to enable all residents of New Eden interested and capable of flying bombers or other covert-ops cloaky ships to assist in these all-new surprise K-Space Torpedo Deliveries.

With your help and dedication, we believe everyone in New Eden can benefit from these Premium Torpedo Deliveries, before they even realise they need them.

Details will be available in the "TORP Fleet" channel in game, and the inaugural fleet will be forming at 02:00 tomorrow (Friday Night US TZ / Saturday Morning EVE).

Yes, we know OutReach is one word, but http://i.imgur.com/i5YcvYC.jpg
That90sKid
Doomheim
#2 - 2017-03-17 03:22:49 UTC
>wingspan
>pretending to relevant in J-Space

Nice roleplay 10/10
Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#3 - 2017-03-17 03:27:45 UTC
Who?

@lunettelulu7
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2017-03-17 05:17:03 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
Well, it seems to me that announcing a planned event and opening it to the general public the day before the event actually happens won't garner very much player participation..

Anyway, I wish you good luck and much success with your new TORP project, the WINGSPAN Torpedo OutReach Program. May each K-Space Torpedo Delivery be completed quickly and accurately.




DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Zinn Tesla Hadron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5 - 2017-03-17 05:32:07 UTC
For all the dislike these guys have garnered in J-space, this is why I can't help but like them:

" . . . having conquered the entirety of J-Space within 5km of all the high-sec statics . . . "

They know they are a joke in some circles, they get the joke, they even tell the joke on themselves.



Compare that with the stupid drivel that comes from the mouths of CODE.
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2017-03-17 05:37:04 UTC
Calm down hole dweller.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#7 - 2017-03-17 11:52:29 UTC
April 1st is in 15 days.. You're early..

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2017-03-17 15:50:47 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Calm down hole dweller.

He is right tho.... You are boring

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#9 - 2017-03-17 22:05:40 UTC
living in j-space for years, I've yet to run into wingspan. then again, I don't pay much attention to daytrippers who don't actually live in j-space.
Revis Owen
Krigmakt Elite
Safety.
#10 - 2017-03-18 10:37:55 UTC
March rabbit wrote:
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Calm down hole dweller.

He is right tho.... You are boring

We're not here to entertain anyone. Our killboard attests to that.

Agent of the New Order http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.
Chance Ravinne
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#11 - 2017-03-18 16:14:20 UTC
Sonya Corvinus wrote:
living in j-space for years, I've yet to run into wingspan. then again, I don't pay much attention to daytrippers who don't actually live in j-space.


Statistically speaking, a 2-person corporation would be unlikely by sheer odds of running into any particular group. But leave the porch light on and we'll see what we can do. Cheers!

You've just read another awesome post by Chance Ravinne, CEO of EVE's #1 torpedo delivery service. Watch our misadventures on my YouTube channel: WINGSPANTT
Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#12 - 2017-03-18 16:57:09 UTC
Chance Ravinne wrote:
Statistically speaking, a 2-person corporation would be unlikely by sheer odds of running into any particular group. But leave the porch light on and we'll see what we can do. Cheers!


I fly with large groups who actually live in wormholes. By sheer odds, I won't run into daytripping roleplayers.
Exaido
Fire Over Light
Astral Alliance
#13 - 2017-03-18 19:03:00 UTC
This actually sounds like it will be entertaining, I quite genuinely look forward to the YouTube Videos that come out of it.