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Introductory AMA
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Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2017-03-16 00:24:18 UTC
So I'm laying here half drunk, and too sick to move. When I realized thaf despite posting here for a few months now, and chattin ocassionally in a few coms channels. That I ain't ever properly introduced myself.

I could use some distractin though while I try and figure out if it might be easier to grab a gun and pop into a new body. And cuz I'm bein a lazy basted and don't wanna find a new pod technician right through his second. So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know. I'll be as honest as the booze will let me, but I don't promise I won't lie if it's funny.
Teinyhr
Ourumur
#2 - 2017-03-16 00:46:05 UTC
How big is it?



Your wallet.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2017-03-16 00:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
Firetail or slicer, which is funner to fly?
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2017-03-16 01:25:24 UTC
Teinyhr wrote:
How big is it?



Your wallet.


Good question, would you believe me if I said I dunno? I leave all o that borin number crunching to my accountant, after all thats what I hired him for. but any time I need isk its available, so i'd say my wallet is "big enough"


Deitra Vess wrote:
Firetail or slicer, which is funner to fly?


Never flown a slicer, barely know how to sit in one, so i'd have to say firetail. although if we're going with frigs my ship of choice is the Dramiel.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2017-03-16 01:53:14 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
Teinyhr wrote:
How big is it?



Your wallet.


Good question, would you believe me if I said I dunno? I leave all o that borin number crunching to my accountant, after all thats what I hired him for. but any time I need isk its available, so i'd say my wallet is "big enough"


Deitra Vess wrote:
Firetail or slicer, which is funner to fly?


Never flown a slicer, barely know how to sit in one, so i'd have to say firetail. although if we're going with frigs my ship of choice is the Dramiel.


whats creepy is i edited it to change it from dramiel to slicer thinking it was not really a fair question....
morion
Lighting Build
#6 - 2017-03-16 02:32:06 UTC
the split persona shines bright

does a past life memory haunt you

what does the accountant have to say
morion
Lighting Build
#7 - 2017-03-16 02:43:03 UTC
with lots of voices in your head it might be hard to find a "you" to even be

how can you be you and clear minded

with them voices from a separate life

even ones predating birth

coming interjecting in your mind

the trauma must be torment for you

Jamyl Sarum heard voices in here head too

what if the ones underneath were so bad the brain was scraped oh the horror to be a dumpster of a previous life
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2017-03-16 02:44:18 UTC
Split persona? well I guess I'm a bit different when drinking, but i'm not sure if that quite qualifies as a split personality.

as fer past life memories. nah, I make it a policy not to regret the **** i've done. so not much there to haunt me. I did inject a **** ton of brain goo from... a retiring donor who no longer needed it... but i'm pretty certain that memories don't survive that process. at least I dont think they do?

as fer my accountant. I don't talk with him much really, he does his job, probably skims a little off the top, but he's caldari so I figure thats just the cost of doin buisness with him.
Crayons
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2017-03-16 04:10:36 UTC
Now, I don't know much about ya, but hello.
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#10 - 2017-03-16 11:04:13 UTC
Another sentient War Machine. Welcome to the death-dealing business.

Are your chemical dependencies a coping mechanism, or is the pursuit of altered states a life-goal in and of itself?

I've met plenty out both out in the Black.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2017-03-16 14:33:58 UTC
Hey man, I aint hooked on nothin. I just like to indulge myself from time to time. besides, the drinks helped knock me out which was about the only way I was gonna get some sleep with how sick I was last night.
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#12 - 2017-03-16 14:41:53 UTC
Fair enough.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2017-03-16 15:04:34 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know.

what is the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2017-03-16 15:54:23 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know.

what is the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?


Slightly slower than the airspeed velocity of a swallow not carrying a coconut.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#15 - 2017-03-17 07:04:10 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know. I'll be as honest as the booze will let me, but I don't promise I won't lie if it's funny.


Let's start with the simple stuff:

Where are you from?
How'd you get your plugs?
Why are you so sick?

Also, don't worry about morion, most of just tune her out when she starts talking nonsense like that.
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2017-03-17 07:10:39 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know. I'll be as honest as the booze will let me, but I don't promise I won't lie if it's funny.


Let's start with the simple stuff:

Where are you from?
How'd you get your plugs?
Why are you so sick?

Also, don't worry about morion, most of just tune her out when she starts talking nonsense like that.


Grew up in curse.
Acquired them from a donor too kind for his own good.
Was sick with some sort of head cold i think. Felt like my skull was splitting. Good reminder that immortal don't mean invincible.
morion
Lighting Build
#17 - 2017-03-17 09:04:02 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
So entertain me a bit by askin me anything you wanna know. I'll be as honest as the booze will let me, but I don't promise I won't lie if it's funny.


Let's start with the simple stuff:

Where are you from?
How'd you get your plugs?
Why are you so sick?

Also, don't worry about morion, most of just tune her out when she starts talking nonsense like that.


thanks for the compliment