Intergalactic Summit

For the love of all that is good in the cluster, would all you lot just go put on some jewelry and have at each other without trying to brag about it so much.

I mean really.

Isn't group sex a national sport in the Federation? What in the world are you complaining about?

You sure do love not having a sense of humor.

Sssshhh ! You'll summon that mechanical heretic with that kind of talk.

That is not a real thing!

Sadly.

Edit: I'm talking about the Callie University Nymphology, not my original post. Still very much want to go to a proper Amarrian Orgy.

Look, if there was a Caille University Nymphology Team, I would go back and get a doctorate in something else, just so I could be on the team.

In all seriousness, I suggest you find something deeper in existence than raw, selfish sexuality. Amarr society can offer so much more than indulgent displays of power over the bodies of others. Your perversions are not innocent, as much as you like to play the part of the powerless and naive in your fantasies. Let go of your body and embrace the fact you are mortal. There are better things to spend your time on than jewelry without clothes and hors d'oeuvres plated on flesh.

Everything in moderation, Aldieboo.

If we're being 'in all seriousness' here for a moment, then my recommendation is Balance in All Things. It doesn't matter which end of which scale you end up on, if you go too far on any of them you have lost balance and will lose something important from the other end of it. The carnal pleasures of the flesh versus the cerebral or spiritual experiences, the mindless grunt of hard labor versus the intellectual purity of philosophy or science, the introverted shut in versus the manic social creature and so on.

This is the most basic and simplistic take on human well being and philosophy in New Eden, something you'd hear spoken with "whoa dude" reverence by a teenager that thinks he just solved all of humanity's problems and revolutionized everything and yet it both holds true and seems to be entirely forgotten by most.

Indulge in the hedonistic pleasure of a cute little Achuran boy serving as your hors d'oeuvres plate for the evening once in a while, sure. Reject it for an evening of meditation and centering yourself another day. Practice the horrific violence needed to inflict your dominance upon whatever part of New Eden demands it, and learn the benefits of pacifist resistance when appropriate. Demonstrate reserved dignity, and the next day you dance like nobody's watching. Travel the length and breadth of all the scales and spectra you dare, as long as you always know your way back to the balance point of them all.

There is very little in New Eden that shouldn't be experienced and understood at least once, with the only limiting factor being your capacity to judge the ethical implications of them all.

All that said, do that somewhere else. My venues are for the baseliners to... indulge in. And learn in.

Also disgusting, revolting and unhygienic.
EWW.
EWWWW.
EWWWWWWWW !!

What if she's a sub?