Intergalactic Summit

So you like blocky sculptures that can be used as furniture or storage boxes?

Either my inclusion in this exhibit ends or you do.

In the interests of religious outreach, I would loan out my collection of Blood Paintings from Blood Paintbrushes to this exhibition. I suggest that the Gallentean art students make their own contributions to this genre, perhaps employing poor immigrant Minmatar from Omega Cities that no one will miss as the tools. God will be glorified in their destruction. Amen. Amarr Victor.

Yes, but only if they are brightly colored.

IMPORTANT UPDATE. PLEASE MAKE NOTE OF THE OPENING'S REVISED THEME, NEW DATE, NEW TIME, AND NEW LOCATION


The cluster is cordially invited to the opening of a collection of community-sponsored student artwork focusing on the profound and complicated relationship between the artistic treatment of capsuleer romance and being assaulted, demoralized, physically detonated, burnt, reduced to direst poverty, and subject to multiple legal suits. Works in a variety of media will be displayed in a new location more aesthetically suited to the subject matter and also still a building unlike the other one. Works will be available for purchase; interested buyers may contact the gallery directly, secure in the knowledge that the majority of the proceeds will go to reimbursing the artists for the loss of their original works and expenses pertaining to name changes and relocation. Light refreshments will be provided. Photography and recording are strictly prohibited.

Location: Bloc-a-Bloc (Bournyes VI, route rural 9, 78335 Bilette-891K) (basement) Event space is unheated, dress appropriately.
Date: March 12, 23:00-2:00 barring force majeure


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Previews of artwork, images safe for public view:

• I Liked This Couch Very Much But It Turned Into Many Smaller Pieces and So Did I, by Saccade Amir
• A Burned and Drowned Sock That Is Also My Soul, by Lurime Chessa (alias)
• Two Bricks, One Of Which Was Me Before and The Other Which Is Me Now, by Gerimund Mondejeun (alias)
• Space People Doing It, by Fart (alias)

and Sefrim Dripping Blood, on generous loan from the Nauplius "Blood Paintings from Blood Paintbrushes" collection.



We hope to see you there! Student artists remaining on-site will be available for interviews about this unique experience with capsuleer culture, either through anonymized videoconference feed or a paper bag mask with airholes cut in.




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The lack of horses in this updated exhibit is disappointing.

This is not an art.

When you see a picture of a snowland forest so real that you can feel a chilling breeze on your skin, that's an art.
When you see a picture of an ocean so real that you can hear in your mind sound of waves hitting the shore, that's an art.
When you see a picture of approaching ship that is so real that you try to lean away, that's an art.
When you see a picture of a human so real that you want to say "Hello", that's an art.

What you have displayed, that was NOT an art. That was a waste of time and resources. And let it die in a fire. Please.

Are commissions possible? I'd love to request a piece of art to be included in this exhibit.

Oh, I could have guessed that this sort of "art" perfectly matches your... level.

Eh! Finally someone who might appreciate my piece of art, "Tundra" from my visit on to an ice planet.

Link: http://imgur.com/WXArpU5