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crispy bacon is a crime against humanity.

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Van Doe
#1 - 2017-02-06 18:44:27 UTC
Good bacon should never shatter when you try to eat it.

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Taisaanat Kotei
#2 - 2017-02-06 21:18:46 UTC
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#3 - 2017-02-06 22:27:06 UTC
Eating soggy bacon is like eating a sweaty sock.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4 - 2017-02-06 23:46:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
One does not know the value of crispy bacon until one has had bacon that cannot be made crisp. For instance, Japanese bacon.
-Benjamin Franklin
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2017-02-07 15:41:13 UTC
Val Kaleth wrote:
Eating soggy bacon is like eating a sweaty sock.

Also, eating that rubbery translucent white fat can make you feel guilty about your health. If you crisp that fat up and make it yellow, it's easier to pretend it's kind of not there.
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
#6 - 2017-02-16 06:03:51 UTC
Val Kaleth wrote:
Eating soggy bacon is like eating a sweaty sock.


when and why did you eat a sweaty sock?! Straight

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2017-02-17 02:20:11 UTC
Nat Silverguard wrote:
Val Kaleth wrote:
Eating soggy bacon is like eating a sweaty sock.


when and why did you eat a sweaty sock?! Straight
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Huttan Funaila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2017-02-25 04:14:44 UTC
British bacon is a different meat than American bacon. It comes from a totally different part of the animal and crisp is not part of the aesthetic for British bacon. Since my gallbladder was removed, I can't eat it (too much fat). So all I can do is go something like "yeah, back in the good old days...."