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ON OUR WAY TO VICTORY!!!!
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goudaMob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2017-02-23 21:47:13 UTC  |  Edited by: goudaMob
Do you have a disdain for abiding by the filthy frigate meta? Do you enjoy smaller fleets of 5-10? Are you tired of joining all these nerds who sit around like cowards afraid to engage anything without two squads of logi per DPS ship?

Well! We might be the shitlord corp for you!

What are we looking for?
  • Pilots from all timezones (primarily lacking in EU right now)
  • 25m+ SP (negotiable) into cruisers, battlecruisers, battleships, and capitals.
  • Multi-racial and multi-tank training is a major plus
  • People who don't mind in-corp razzing and copious homosexual talk (We don't actually discriminate though)
  • People that don't rage / **** talk / chest beat, especially in local.
  • Some people with initiative and ambition to offset all the lazy bittervets.
  • Pilots that like flying in small groups but who can also do things on their own.

    • What can this lowshit ass corp offer you?
  • A super laid back environment with plenty of gay talk on voip and slack
  • Teamspeak/Slack/Tripwire (Big deal, right? Mentioning it anyways.)
  • A guarantee that your CEO will lose a capital per week
  • Brave engagements of larger fleets that may or may not cause you to lose your ship (it will probably)
  • Wormhole daytripping for isk making because dank ships don't pay for themselves (C3, C4, C5)
  • T2/Best named loot is shared in the corp hangar for anyone to take when they need it
  • Fancy loot (Faction / Deadspace / Officer) is split between all involved
  • Trade hub logistics (Freighters, Jump Freighters, etc...)

    • KILLBOARD

    Join our in game channel "Victory or Whatever" to talk with us!

    **Full API needed to apply. Send in game mail to goudaMob, PoopMafia, or Cala Wyrnnn.
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #2 - 2017-02-23 21:59:19 UTC  |  Edited by: goudaMob
    "Poop you're still gonna let me **** your wife right?" - LordTitan
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #3 - 2017-02-23 22:05:34 UTC
    "ya go **** yourself." - Active Cellone
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #4 - 2017-02-23 22:09:59 UTC
    "Ok +10 local, I see a... brb wife aggro." - PoopMafia
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #5 - 2017-02-23 22:15:08 UTC
    "Good fights, good leadership, great times. I just don't undock." - Chinnok
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #6 - 2017-02-23 22:19:19 UTC
    "Yeah I'm totally up for a roam. Someone fit a cyno." Triksterism
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #7 - 2017-02-23 22:22:03 UTC  |  Edited by: goudaMob
    "You guys hold on gate. I'll go solo everything outside the medium, then we'll fleet warp to the outbound gate." - Cala
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #8 - 2017-02-23 22:30:38 UTC
    "Mumble. Mumble mumble, mumble." - Alerza
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #9 - 2017-02-23 22:49:01 UTC
    "Is your sister under 14?" - Yeahbuddy91 Lightweight
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #10 - 2017-02-23 22:53:48 UTC
    "guys I just got a third minokawa!" - Daywalker48
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #11 - 2017-02-23 23:56:47 UTC
    "How about you gimme a kisssssss?" - Rimdozer
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #12 - 2017-02-24 00:01:24 UTC  |  Edited by: goudaMob
    "I'm dipping into armor. (In an armor boat)" - goudaMob
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #13 - 2017-02-24 00:26:39 UTC
    "I step away for two seconds and we miss a friggin Moa?!" - Lexton Crayborne
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #14 - 2017-02-24 00:27:50 UTC
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #15 - 2017-02-24 01:41:37 UTC
    There's a lot of hot 90's references in this corp.
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #16 - 2017-02-24 01:48:31 UTC
    "[inaudible] you're [inaudible] ok [inaudible]." - ChunkyBuddy

    TAKE THE CIGAR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH CHUNK
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #17 - 2017-02-24 01:50:01 UTC
    "I can either undock in this VNI, or go play World of Warcraft." - Kiluma
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #18 - 2017-02-24 02:00:20 UTC
    "I'm in Korea and can't play regular hours." - Kuger
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #19 - 2017-02-24 02:07:04 UTC
    Hey, New Eden? Load up Celery Man please.
    goudaMob
    Royal Amarr Institute
    Amarr Empire
    #20 - 2017-02-24 02:37:56 UTC
    Geckos. Geckos everywhere.
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