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Isk Reward for Delivery of Corpses of People Wanting Kyonoke Speck
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#1 - 2017-02-17 18:11:27 UTC
I, Professor Valerie Valate, greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer archaeotheologian of the modern era, am offering the extremely generous reward of 1 ISK for each delivery of corpses of people wanting to weaponise the Kyonoke speck.

1 ISK for every frozen capsuleer corpse delivered to, oh, I don't know, typing slave, what's that region of the Gallente Federation that you have to go through Syndicate to get to ? Solitude ? Oh all right then, pick a station in whatever system has the funniest name. Oh ? There's even a biomedical research station there ? That's perfect.

1 ISK for every frozen capsuleer corpse delivered to Yvaeroure XI - Moon 7 - Poteque Pharmaceuticals Biotech Production. How do you even pronounce Yvaeroure anyway ?


For corpses that are sufficiently artistically or humorously posed, the reward would double to 2 ISK.


For reasons of OPERATIONAL SECURITY, only public replies in this thread will be responded to. Capitalise the Operational Security bit if you would, that'll make it funnier. Yes, I am sure Cardinal Graelyn would be amused, given his recent comments in that other thread.

Sincerely,

Dr. V. Valate, Grand Master Arch-Professor of Archaeology, Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#2 - 2017-02-17 20:10:31 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I, Professor Valerie Valate, greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer archaeotheologian of the modern era, am offering the extremely generous reward of 1 ISK for each delivery of corpses of people wanting to weaponise the Kyonoke speck.

1 ISK for every frozen capsuleer corpse delivered to, oh, I don't know, typing slave, what's that region of the Gallente Federation that you have to go through Syndicate to get to ? Solitude ? Oh all right then, pick a station in whatever system has the funniest name. Oh ? There's even a biomedical research station there ? That's perfect.

1 ISK for every frozen capsuleer corpse delivered to Yvaeroure XI - Moon 7 - Poteque Pharmaceuticals Biotech Production. How do you even pronounce Yvaeroure anyway ?


For corpses that are sufficiently artistically or humorously posed, the reward would double to 2 ISK.


For reasons of OPERATIONAL SECURITY, only public replies in this thread will be responded to. Capitalise the Operational Security bit if you would, that'll make it funnier. Yes, I am sure Cardinal Graelyn would be amused, given his recent comments in that other thread.

Sincerely,

Dr. V. Valate, Grand Master Arch-Professor of Archaeology, Kaztropolis Imperial University.


I already have a name or two in mind who would be happy to donate their corpses to this worth endeavor.

And it allows me to explore my artistic side.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2017-02-20 13:24:10 UTC
Capsuleer corpses go for far better prices than that, especially if the pilot is well known. I suggest you set your buy order to at least a million ISK per body if you want results.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#4 - 2017-02-20 18:26:08 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Capsuleer corpses go for far better prices than that, especially if the pilot is well known. I suggest you set your buy order to at least a million ISK per body if you want results.


I am not sure that you fully get the intention of my, brilliant and subtle, posting here.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.