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Is Nauplius secretly King Khanid ? A Gutter Press Investigation

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Shirley Serious
Gutter Press
#1 - 2017-02-10 15:37:30 UTC
The capsuleer known as Nauplius has made quite the name for himself in recent times, with numerous incidents, such as the erection of Demon-Summoning Temples, and other structures, which numerous Amarr-Empire aligned organisations have taken offence at, and the subsequent battles and destruction frequently make news on the IGS as a result.

But who really is Nauplius ? What is his plan ?

Recently, Gutter Press was contacted by a Ni-Kunni capsuleer, who claimed that Nauplius was either secretly, or openly, the capsuleer alter-ego of none other than Garkeh Khanid, King Khanid II himself !

Astounding !

The Ni-Kunni pilot laid out a vast array of information and opinions to back up this sensational claim, including such things as an apparent change in attitudes expressed by Nauplius, following the coronation of Empress Catiz 1, and the subsequent participation by Garkeh Khanid in the Shathol'Syn ritual. The theory goes that the Nauplius ego is now under the control of Farokh Khanid, King Khanid III and is subtly different than previously.

Confusing !

The objective of the "Nauplius Experiment" was supposedly a scheme by King Khanid to test Imperial-loyal capsuleer organisations readiness and resolve when confronted by a person who would be anathema to them. It would also serve to distract attention away from the Kingdom's own secret military research programs.

Deception !

Gutter Press agents had previously interviewed Nauplius to gain insights into his personality, where he revealed that his conversion occurred after contact with street preachers on the planet Danera V, the street preachers being zealous types outside any organised church, who had reached their own personal revelations. This kind of unorganised preaching is common throughout the Khanid Kingdom, which lay outside the oversight of the Theology Council for many centuries.

Unorthodoxy !

Gutter Press agents contacted several capsuleers to comment on the suggestion that Nauplius is actually King Khanid, and received a variety of responses.
"That makes a perverse kind of sense, now that I think about it", said a Gallente capsuleer.
"I... err... I have places to be. Excuse me." said an Amarr capsuleer.
"Do I look like I was born yesterday ?" asked a day-old clone of a Caldari capsuleer.
"Bro. That's more wack than Ottom's spiel", said a Minmatar capsuleer.

Disbelief !

The evidence amassed so far by Gutter Press was described as "inconclusive", by a Hedion University Professor of Cryptopsychology.


Whatever the truth is, Gutter Press will continue bringing it to light.

Gutter Press. The News you didn't know you needed.

Just the facts.

Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2017-02-10 15:41:44 UTC
Shirley you can't be serious.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2017-02-10 16:07:12 UTC
And this is why the Amarr Empire the Khanid must be destroyed....

Roll
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#4 - 2017-02-10 16:33:05 UTC
I didn't know I needed this news till I read it.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2017-02-10 17:23:48 UTC
Fake news!
Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2017-02-10 17:27:33 UTC
I have absolutely no idea who or what I would like to smack with a branch after reading this, but I want to do it VERY VERY HARD.
Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#7 - 2017-02-10 17:34:29 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Fake news!

Or perhaps in some others' eyes, alternate facts.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

--

((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#8 - 2017-02-10 18:13:01 UTC
Shirley Serious wrote:

But who really is Nauplius ? What is his plan ?

Recently, Gutter Press was contacted by a Ni-Kunni capsuleer, who claimed that Nauplius was either secretly, or openly, the capsuleer alter-ego of none other than Garkeh Khanid, King Khanid II himself !



Considering King Khanid II committed ritual suicide after Empress Catiz assumed throne.

Their king is Khanid III.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Tsao Aubbes
Tidal Lock
Vapor-Lock
#9 - 2017-02-10 18:25:05 UTC
Loai Qerl wrote:
I have absolutely no idea who or what I would like to smack with a branch after reading this, but I want to do it VERY VERY HARD.

Please don't hurt anyone. That sounds rude.

Tressith Sefira > You don't understand. She IS the awkward.

Ria NieyIi
#10 - 2017-02-10 21:28:10 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
And this is why the Amarr Empire the Khanid must be destroyed....

Roll


Hey, they are lovely people!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2017-02-10 22:12:40 UTC
Ria NieyIi wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
And this is why the Amarr Empire the Khanid must be destroyed....

Roll


Hey, they are lovely people!

I guess some maybe.....
Ria NieyIi
#12 - 2017-02-10 22:44:54 UTC
Well, at least the one I know.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#13 - 2017-02-10 23:49:10 UTC
I deny being King Khanid II and request the name of the Ni-Kunni informant.

Consider this —
— Has King Khanid introduced ritual sacrifice in the Kingdom?
— Has he celebrated the Blood Liturgy?
— Did he perform any demon banishing rites when unbound demons rampaged throughout his Kingdom some time back?

The answer is no. He did not. But I would have done those things.
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#14 - 2017-02-10 23:53:58 UTC
The Butcher makes sound counterpoints.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

edeity
Holy Amarrian Battlemonk
Crimson Inquisicion
#15 - 2017-02-11 00:25:11 UTC
Small minds thinking their throwing around their small thoughts about small things has any real bearing on the good works of Nauplius.

It is just such a pity that saying shame on you will have nought effect, except that it further proves the necessity of what he does toward the great work. The few must be elevated and the many must serve this cause.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#16 - 2017-02-11 03:34:35 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
I deny being King Khanid II and request the name of the Ni-Kunni informant.

Consider this —
— Has King Khanid introduced ritual sacrifice in the Kingdom?
— Has he celebrated the Blood Liturgy?
— Did he perform any demon banishing rites when unbound demons rampaged throughout his Kingdom some time back?

The answer is no. He did not. But I would have done those things.


You couldn't any way. You are capsuleer like the rest of us. Thus you have been cloned which disqualifies you as even a Royal Heir.

I even question whether your are a Holder or not.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2017-02-11 05:42:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Karmilla Strife
Casserina Leshrac wrote:

You couldn't any way. You are capsuleer like the rest of us. Thus you have been cloned which disqualifies you as even a Royal Heir.

I even question whether your are a Holder or not.


If this thread was even remotely true, that would only explain why Khanid III is their new heir.

It's not. This article is typical of the extremely poor quality Amarrian coverage provided by gutter press. Shirley seems obsessed with publishing the opinions of the most backward people she can find. Articles about demons hiding under beds, and conspiricies about a dead man who shares no qualities with a living capsuleer who was active for years before the original man's death? Absolute garbage.

Gutter press owes us better. Otherwise they prove that the only good news, is Certified news.

As for Napkins being a holder or not, that's a separate debate. He has slaves, any capsuleer can. I hardly think a buy order warrants a title.
Casserina Leshrac
Sanguine Illuminations
#18 - 2017-02-11 16:37:54 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Casserina Leshrac wrote:

You couldn't any way. You are capsuleer like the rest of us. Thus you have been cloned which disqualifies you as even a Royal Heir.

I even question whether your are a Holder or not.


If this thread was even remotely true, that would only explain why Khanid III is their new heir.

It's not. This article is typical of the extremely poor quality Amarrian coverage provided by gutter press. Shirley seems obsessed with publishing the opinions of the most backward people she can find. Articles about demons hiding under beds, and conspiricies about a dead man who shares no qualities with a living capsuleer who was active for years before the original man's death? Absolute garbage.

Gutter press owes us better. Otherwise they prove that the only good news, is Certified news.

As for Napkins being a holder or not, that's a separate debate. He has slaves, any capsuleer can. I hardly think a buy order warrants a title.


I certainly agree with that.

We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.

Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2017-02-11 22:39:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Tamiroth
Quote:
Is Nauplius secretly King Khanid ?

Ummmm...
No.

He might be an agent of King Khanid though - on the same level of probability as Diana Kim being a Gallente propaganda plant.

Not very likely.

And, he must be shot on sight in any case - to prove one's loyalty, to free at least some of his slaves, to get a killmail or for whatever other reason a capsuleer might have. Whoever or whatever he is, it changes little in modus operandi.

Just pew the Butcher.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#20 - 2017-02-11 23:28:49 UTC
Wait....Tamiroth is Ni-Kunni! Maybe she's the informant!
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