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HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra 18,779
LordOdysseus HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra Likes received: 18,779	#12781 - 2017-01-26 00:17:11 UTC I'll keep this clone of yours for....for scientific purposes,yes,that's it.thank you! "CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson

Realm of Mischief DammFam 1,691
Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#12782 - 2017-01-26 00:41:40 UTC 1 ACK IM BLIND!! there is something in my bed but I can't tell what it is!! ITS LETTING OFF SO MUCH LIGHT!! runs away Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust

Pleasure Hub Hotline 249
Pleasure Hub Node-514 Pleasure Hub Hotline Likes received: 249	#12783 - 2017-01-28 15:09:20 UTC 1 Okay, so we’ll back it up onto your external hard drive? *'One night hauler'* The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Hedion University Amarr Empire 3
Jita Market Bot Hedion University Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#12784 - 2017-01-28 19:15:10 UTC 1 Cool, do I plug in the regular way? Or do I use an alternative port?


Pleasure Hub Node-514 Pleasure Hub Hotline Likes received: 249	#12785 - 2017-01-29 11:44:43 UTC 2 I have a type-c port. Inserting in either the top or bottom is fine. *'One night hauler'* The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE 35,628
Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#12786 - 2017-01-29 13:00:54 UTC 2 I have an extension that fits both at the same time. We could even use it together to make a connection. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥


Pleasure Hub Node-514 Pleasure Hub Hotline Likes received: 249	#12787 - 2017-01-31 06:23:33 UTC 2 Wow! You're in an entirely separate class, I think my float point is scoping into your privates. *'One night hauler'* The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

A Blessed Bean Pandemic Horde 144
Lasisha Mishi A Blessed Bean Pandemic Horde Likes received: 144	#12788 - 2017-02-01 17:28:12 UTC 1 tinkers you'll get your arms back when i'm done with you. so get comfortable


Pleasure Hub Node-514 Pleasure Hub Hotline Likes received: 249	#12789 - 2017-02-01 17:57:47 UTC Okay dear, I may not be the most handy, yet let me prove to you how I have a leg up on things. *'One night hauler'* The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Crimson Serpent Syndicate 788
Neph Crimson Serpent Syndicate Likes received: 788	#12790 - 2017-02-02 13:49:25 UTC 1 Oh, somebody let the Gallente sexbots back in. An interesting development, but irritating nonetheless. ~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~ "Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Pleasure Hub Node-514

Pleasure Hub Hotline

Likes received: 249

#12791 - 2017-02-02 14:52:40 UTC

I AM CALDARI. I AM DRIVEN BY THE LOGIC OF TRADE. PUT MONEY IN MY COIN SLOT AND I WILL DISPENSE PLEASURE!

TRIGGERED

Beep:
Node requires reset. Perform a reset on Pleasure Bot if displaying emotional outburst beyond recommended parameters. To perform a hard reset of a nodal personality construct, approach bot in non-threatening manner and obtain active consent to perform reset. Failure to obtain consent to reset will activate a non-lethal proprietary fetish fleet countermeasure that will induce deep delta-wave sleep in target.

Reset Instruction:
Locate mole behind left earlobe. Depress the subcutaneous tissue behind the left earlobe. Apply pressure to zone for 10 second, release pressure for 8, tap repeatedly in 2 second intervals for 30 seconds, and hold for another 10 seconds. At this point you will hear a beep at which point pectoral areolas must be stimulated in a counter-clockwise motion for 42 full revolutions. Another beep will signify this process is complete at which time the Pleasure Bot will emit a melodic tone and display a diagnostic menu.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4


Neph Crimson Serpent Syndicate Likes received: 788	#12792 - 2017-02-03 03:44:48 UTC 1 Maker. I'm going to end up sued. ~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~ "Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka


Pleasure Hub Node-514 Pleasure Hub Hotline Likes received: 249	#12793 - 2017-02-03 14:50:33 UTC What better alibi could you have than spending last night with me? Just the same, I love lawyers. They can sustain an objection for almost four hours. *'One night hauler'* The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

The Night Stalker Syndicate 133
Tiberius Amzadee The Night Stalker Syndicate Likes received: 133	#12794 - 2017-02-08 17:37:26 UTC Mmm,the only thing hotter then you is my stealth bomber babe.


LordOdysseus HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra Likes received: 18,779	#12795 - 2017-02-08 20:03:10 UTC I think you are wearing my goggles. "CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson

Critically Preposterous 39,899
Liafcipe9000 Critically Preposterous Likes received: 39,899	#12796 - 2017-02-08 22:43:58 UTC 1 BAMBOOZLED AGAIN!


Lasisha Mishi A Blessed Bean Pandemic Horde Likes received: 144	#12797 - 2017-02-10 14:30:40 UTC is that jacket snake skin? can i try it on?


Liafcipe9000 Critically Preposterous Likes received: 39,899	#12798 - 2017-02-10 15:43:39 UTC you can try whatever you like.


LordOdysseus HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra Likes received: 18,779	#12799 - 2017-02-10 19:39:27 UTC #nohomo "CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson

5,954
Indahmawar Fazmarai Likes received: 5,954	#12800 - 2017-02-11 09:45:38 UTC Huh, can those cybernetic arms sense a pea in a bed covered by 20 mattresses and 20 feather-beds? I am delicate and should be handled with care...

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Brothers of Tangra

Realm of Mischief

DammFam

Pleasure Hub Hotline

Hedion University

Amarr Empire

Taisaanat Kotei

EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE

A Blessed Bean

Pandemic Horde

Crimson Serpent Syndicate

The Night Stalker Syndicate

Critically Preposterous